LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm going to try my hardest to give up swearing like a sailor. The only time it will be allowed is during sex. And I always give up meat on Fridays. It's not much but it's something. I thought about giving up shopping for non-essential things but I've always been damn good at explaining it away. Ugh... Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    I get your humor. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    In the front or back? Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    To tell you the truth I saw the name and thought, "No shit... ANOTHER ONE so close together?" before I read through the other posts. Especially with the "new airport" stuff I thought this was referring to the PR DZ. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    Losing my brother before we're 100+ years old. And meeting a man I'm willing to marry and he won't sign a pre-nup. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    I had the surgery done one at a time, about 8 months apart. Years of ballet and then years of stilettos can wreck your feet. This is why I have a pedicure addiction. PS - Best thing I've done to my body was this surgery. The only downside is the ball of of my feet can't comfortably bend forward or backward like they used to. Oh well!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    "911 Emergency operator, what is your emergency?" "There is a tresspasser on my porch, I have asked them to leave, they insist on entry." "We'll send someone over, do you wish to stay on the line?" Easy Peasy Japaneezy Man, if you only knew... Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Here's something to ponder... what would YOU do when you've been apart for years, she's been shacked up with a nice guy and then all of a sudden she's messaging you, showing up at your house telling you she was wrong all along, she was a fool, she should've treated you better and she wants you back... forever? Hmmm.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's why I do it. I have a very conservative job and dress very conservatively for work. Knowing I'm all matchy-matchy-lacy-silky underneath makes ME feel good. I do it for ME.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    Shark Key!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    Is that $200 before taxes, tips, parking, mileage, car wash, haircut, dry cleaning, etc.? Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    + 1
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    You seem rather envious...what gives? And you seem offended. Its a natural reaction for a man to want to fuck as many young hot chicks as possible. Why? Because its the most sane thing to do procreation wise. The older a woman gets the more likely it is the child will suffer from some trisomy. Trisomy-21 (downs) is 24 times more likely to occur in child from mother of age 40 then it is from mother aged at 20. The only reason young men willingly fuck older women is that younger more hotter chicks have too many options and therefore they're more harder for the average young guy to get in bed with. But and older woman with less options left on the table will be more willing and easier hence the whole stupid cougar fad. Speak for yourself. I have just as many options now as I did when I was 21. Younger doesn't necessarily equal hotter. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    Awesome.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    The guy I see is 5 DAYS older than I but I still like to bust balls and say stuff like that. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    Meh... it is what it is. Just don't call me one and we're good. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm betting you'll be too tired to have a sense of humor when you're old like me. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    Ah yes, the ramblings of one of those annoying party girls. Jersey Shore is not a play book as to how to conduct yourself in public...or in private for that matter. + 1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm sorry sweet cheeks. I just edited the quotey things off your name. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    I find the term insulting. I'm 42, if it matters. Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    Can I buy your canopy really cheap, when you die? Just remember, blood lowers the resale value. True, but if I can get it cheap enough, I'll still make money. OxyClean will get that out. Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    Wawa Always be kinder than you feel.