wendybird

Uh, Jourdan? *I'm* the one that made the comment about the drool spot. Don't you KNOW who's thongs you wear on your head anymore? Did our moments in the kitchen over leather bustiers and pink cowgirl hats mean *nothing* to you? *sniff, sniff* Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

HEY JOURDAN! NICE UNDIES! WHERE EVER COULD YOU HAVE STOLEN THOSE FROM????! (oh yeah -- I want them back, minus the drool spot if you please) Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Not as hot as the ones that AREN'T posted! Oh Phiiiiiiiiiil! ? ! ? ! Do you read these threads? Does your WIFE??? Cause if you don't send money, she just might see something she wouldn't WANT to! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Hey Ward, how 'bout here? (see below) There's more, naturally. But those'll cost ya. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Mr. Shoe, I still need the photo! Cough it up! Val, eeneR and I think we should invite all the gals here, so long as they have a little school girl's outfit. Wildblue says you can borrow his. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Lou, don't know ya, but I love ya already! Bo, I know where you live, and I'm trained with explosives. 'Nough said. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Dude...it's so late! And Wendy's changing my diaper for me so Anyone got any sanitizing hand stuff? Some baby oil would be nice too ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

SCALED-DOWN VERSION OF A FULL-SIZED VAN. Dork! He who puts a soccer sticker on it loses parts of his anotomy that makes life worth living. Besides, Rachael gave up soccer to devote all her time to drums, so I'm technically not a soccer Mom any more. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

I changed 13 times last night, though I brought much more than that. I would have changed more, but I couldn't get anyone to volunteer to be my personal changing assistant I just don't get why you warn people about me. I'm so quiet, shy and demure -- no one even knew I was there. Pretty much a wallflower. Yup, that's me. Wallflower, alrighty. Hey -- how's your butt?! (seriously) Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Um, Val? You have that there for the reason I think you do? Open mouth, insert foot! Hey Bo and Paula! Let me tell you about this really cool pyrotechnic stuff I do! Really! You gotta hear about this Wow. What a great time last night! I *really* needed that! As for the rest of the pics ... I still need the one of me and so I can start collecting the blackmail money for Bo and Paula's DZ! What a stellar idea that was! You know, Val, we really don't live that far from each other. I'm thinking you, me and eeneR should get together more often and get naked in kitchens. Thank god there's no photo proof of THAT here (yet)! I'm working on resizing some pics from last night. You can bet I'll be back sooner or later ... and folks, don't forget that it's never too late to help out Bo and Paula. Their dream literally went up in smoke, and it only takes a little from a lot of folks to help them get it back. Val -- did you sneak into the hot tub last night or what? Got pics of THAT? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Would anyone else pay to see one of those pics? ME!!! ME!!!! Getcher money out for this one. We about died when we saw this outfit. HAD to have it/them. Sort of a cross between the drop zone and a strip club. Wait. Is that redundant? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Guys? Are us gals allowed to answer? Started off-road on Suziki RM250's and some enduro on my old Honda CRX500, but when I got older I discovered I liked Fat Boys better. My last one is a taco (I was T-Boned) but I'm still here to gripe about it. Eyeing a Heritage Softtail Classic now since that's basically what I turned the FatBoy into. Maybe. The kids'll kill me if they even find out I'm *thinking* about another one ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

This is NOT prostitution. This is NOT prostitution. This is NOT prostitution. This is NOT prostitution. This is NOT prostitution. OK, maybe this is prostitution. Dang it -- wish I weren't at work today. All I can say right now is there better not be any photos of me in the outfit from Hot Topic posted here. Really. I protest. Protest, protest, protest. Protest, protest protest, protest, protest. What was that line again? The lady doth protest too much??! Hope to see a lot of you there. Trust me when I tell you it'll be worth it. However, if you can't make it, buy the photos. If you pay a little extra maybe we'll throw in the video of the 3 of us and a bottle of jojoba massage oil ... (never did like baby oil, sorry) For "sponsorship" info, just pm one of us. Thanks ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

What's that? You say you want directions to SDC? Sure! Just take I-80 West to Highway 1, then go South. When people start speaking less and less English, go West again. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

TNT, PETN, HMX and ANFO. Edited because I forgot nitro. You'll need it to lower your blood pressure once you have the first bite. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Wendy's Rootin Tootin...Will make you Polutin Chile Dip Spicy Wendy's Spicer Chili Dip Wendy's Skydiver Special Chili Dip Leme get a few more beers in me and think on it ooooooooo -- I dunno about puting the word "Skydiver" in this particular dip. It has 7 different peppers (and the Habeneros say HELLO!), chorizo and black beans -- all jump plane no-no's. Let's not encourage endulging and diving! DOOR! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

I haven't actually named it -- we just call it "Wendy's Chili Dip Stuff" ... got anything better???!! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

I'm not evil, I'm just DAMN good! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

OK eeneR, Can you guess what this is? (I heard you gripe about being hungry -- dunno HOW you can BE hungry when you *just* got home from the land of the eternal buffet -- and thought I'd give you the motivation to get here earlier to help set up for the fundraiser!) Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Wow -- I didn't know anyone remembered Kathy cuffs! I've heard all the stories ... know if there's still any in existence??? I just want to *see* them, of course. I'm something of a historical buff. Honest. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Wendybird: When I started skydiving my girls were itty-bitty. They were really into Disney movies, and when they'd watch Peter Pan they thought it was quite funny that the lost boys called Wendy a "Wendybird" when she was flying over the island. That's it. Pretty boring. Now, at SDC they call me Wench. That's another story altogether ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Battery is dying? Are you talking about the phone or the 18 volt in their their backpacks? As for what they're bringing me, well, I need a rosetta stone here. Maybe you can help... ... not *real* winnings ... ... sugar Daddy ... crackle, static ... earned some bling-bling ... I don't get it. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Are you more worried about them getting home, or Vegas recovering from their trip? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Thank GAWD I'm 190 miles away ... You're bad enough WITHOUT the eggs! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Just got a call from the day trippers. They haven't been on anything very tall (yet), but when I asked if they're staying away from the street corners the phone suddenly seemed full of static. Before the phone cut out I did hear Sunny say: "tell her I didn't do it"! Wonder what she means by that? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u