wendybird

No one should ever have to bury their child. I've watched as my "adoptive" parents struggled with my sisters illness and paralysis over the years. I've looked at my own children and wondered if I could ever really go on in quite the same way if one of them were to (God forbid) pass on before me. Early this past morning, my sister, Elizabeth, passed away. I feel incredibly sad for myself, and incredibly sad for my girls, but mostly I feel my mothers pain. I hope I never have to understand completely what it feels like to be her right now. Elizabeth never got to make a skydive. We used to sit around and dream up ways we could take her ventilator up on a tandem, even joking about how the wind rush alone should inflate her lungs sufficiently. I hope she can feel the freefall now. We love you, Elizabeth Anne Creasser. Blue skies from all of us here on earth, and from some of us who don't settle for being bound to it. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Well, I did cook. At least I can say that. Grilled some chicken on the Weber, sliced it up and threw it on some pasta with a little alfredo sauce and fresh basil. Not too bad. Now I'm sitting here braindead, attempting to compose letters to groups of people. Thought I'd pop in here and see what was up. I guess this is it. Back to them letters ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

OMG! I just about fell out of my seat laughing my a** off when they announced that! How cool is that going to be?! I'm with you though -- maybe I'll watch the first one before I manifest ... What a great bunch of seminars this weekend. Kudos to absolutely everyone involved in pulling this off once again. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Jump 123. How symbolic. Bag lock, packing error, my fault. Lines stowed too tightly around corner of container, caused a nice twist when the bag came out unevenly. Was jumping with another who witnessed, I apparently reacted and was under a reserve in about 2 seconds after looking up and seeing the unopened bag at the end of the lines. Calmest, clearest moment of my life. Sure seemed like minutes went by though ... Never did pack the lines that tightly again. Only one I've had so far ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Uh, I'm pretty sure I've got your application on file here somewhere ... ... Oh HERE it is. "Skinny White CCHFF Seeks Female Who Buys Lingerie in Her BFs Size" I'll place it on top of the pile. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

I dunno, Remster. I really think the 9-cell closet Homie Frederic Freaks need a little representation. Yo! Chris! You really represent, bro! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

I see a bid of Victoria Secret do I hear a Frederick's of Hollywood? *sigh* I'm with others. Commando sounds good. I'd offer the Fredericks, but you know I like cotton. We'll just have to go shopping and you can buy what *you* like. Just know that it'll be *you* wearing it! Now THERE'S a private viewing for ya folks! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Oh do you now? You "all that" and a bag of chips? AND hot sauce. You forgot the hot sauce. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Hmmmmm...do I hear an auction coming on? Nope. I ain't payin'. I expect it for free. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Oh! Oh! Over here! Over here! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with my now little zippered buddy Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. (too bad I won't be back til later today -- this could get fun) Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

It's about time. Just be sure when you go back to the DZ to stick to your rig and stay out of the hanging harness. Your money should go to the sky, not the doctors! Congrats. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Hey sunny -- sorry to hear about all this -- but I have this cool little license to carry metal inside my body! We'll match now! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

As long as you're wearing the school girl outfit. You don't mind that Phil bit me first? What a pal you are, Raoul! Trixie

You? Embarassed? Bwahahahahhahahahahaaa....roflmfao!!!!

< cough, cough > < ahem > Dude! Think of the money making possibilities here! Pay per view! < Wendy runs and hides from actual embarrassment -- BEER! > Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Looks like someone hacked into Wendy's account. I'm hurt. Wounded bird. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

OK, I'll call your bluff. Post 'em. BTW -- they're all on my camera. Wouldn't that create some sort of weird circle of bribes? Should we schedule an appearance on Jerry Springer? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

You're no fun..... Yes, I know. Sad, but true. Quiet, shy and demure am I. I wish I knew how to let go and have a good time like the rest of you ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Don't worry, Mr. PORN star. There's nothing that'll put your career as jumperpumper in the red. In the pink, maybe. In the red, no.

Professor! That's too easy. Even for *you*. Why don't you try to connect the dots between something challenging, like Rainbo and red-assed baboons? Oops. I'm talking again. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

The kitchen?! I thought that was the ladies locker room, with as many outfits and shit that were laying around. Seems to me it became something of a photography studio once you stole Val's camera. Hey. You said you'd make me famous. I was a good little girl for you that night. Where's my modeling contract? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Stop usin' the cheap dynamite with the silvery nitro in it. It'll shine you up like the tin man every time. Hey, speaking of butts, how is it? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Whaaaaaa? So we need a *reason* to attack you now? *sigh* What happened to the good old days when we just got to make plain old fun of you? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u