hcsvader

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  1. Sure, why not? Fucker is light enough it would be easy to get him up on the cross There is a bit of a difference between a 1.3 loading and a 2.0 loading. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  2. Ya the $399 is for the record attempt registrants attending the boogie. Still on the fence as to if I'm going attend or not. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  3. I've been in 9 that I can count off the top of my head. A few of them due to Canadian winters and not driving to the conditions, others just Edmonton drivers. I've been a passenger in most of them There was one accident tho that really could have been prevented and would have saved me a lot of pain and money had someone told me what were about to do was stupid... Really wished someone would have told me that we were being idiots and what we were doing was dangerous. But hey, we do it all the time and it always works out, hell we used to drink and drive for sport.... Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  4. Didn't start this thread with the intention of Iain listening to it. I know he won't. Just like when he bought that motorcycle, everyone told him he was going to crash it... Sure enough he did. How many bikes have you wrecked now dude Same with the canopies your flying. Was more of a thread to alert the DZs and those who are letting him do this. Apparently the DZs he is jumping at are allowing it. It's in their hands now. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  5. Can't make it this year see ya in 2014 Someone will have to defend naked rock for me
  6. I think the hard opening I have had with it were most likely a result of the slider moving down the lines a bit while bagging the canopy. Them new ones are slippery fuckers, so just remember to take care while packing it. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  7. It's pretty bad when were actually taking bets on calendar days Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  8. So who is going? I'm more than happy to go do some big way flat flying out of a fucking C130 on a tropical fucking island :)
  9. Here's one for ya mate. I bet I can out swoop you on ANY canopy you think you can fly, on my Safire2 149 loaded at 1.2. Ya probably can't even hit the gates Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  10. Thanks for the input mate. I honestly doubt that Iain is going to listen anyone on here. It's not his style. Probably one of the reasons I like him so much. He is a fucking loose unit Just hoping that someone with the actual authority to do something about it does. Like I said Iain, I don't give a fuck if your mad at me about this. You have no idea how mad I will be if we don't get the chance to have another beer together someday. We all knew Tim was going to go in someday, kinda sucks having the same thoughts about you It will be kind if difficult for you to do a naked belly flop into a water fountain while I am puking into it if you are broken Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  11. Best of luck Iain. Hope you make it. Lets not forget that my mate who helped me jump off that bridge just died under a similar canopy and he had 4x the jumps and experience you do. Maybe that'll help you understand why i care. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  12. Had my cypres cable break in the same way. There are a few threads on here about it happening to others. Mine was in a mirage. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4016898;search_string=Cypres%20hcsvader;#4016898 Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  13. Ha so according to him he is jumping with people from the PD factory team.... Don't know why I even bothered. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  14. English guy. Iain Jenson Sorry mate, dont give a Fuck if your mad at me for this post. Thought you had gotten smarter with your jumping.. Obviously not . Don't want to see you dead dude. Florida people please help. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  15. So who's letting him jump in Florida? Deland Apopka Don't want to see me friend dead. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  16. So do your job, get your pay and keep your head down. Very rarely are people noticed for their good work, but get caught slacking off at work and the higher ups will remember you. It may be different in your industry but in mine your best of to be unknown. And having worked in management positions, trust me i know who is not pulling their own weight. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  17. So tell them to do something or ask them to give you a hand with something. I work construction and there are always people hanging aroumddping nothin. I only worry about me an my job. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  18. I have about 600 jumps on a Safire 2 149 loaded at 1.3. Most of the openings are beautiful, soft and on heading, but I have been spanked by it a few times. Particularly when it was new. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  19. A2+B2=C2? Fucking triangle math that's only for Right angle triangles, Wrong angle triangles don't work like that.Quote That probably explains why when i have to build something with wrong angle triangles... It usually ends up wrong. Its funny i remember doing trig in school and thinking there is no way ill ever use this shit in real life. Now i use it almost daily at work. Best part about doing it these days is that there is an "app" for it so i don't have to think nearly as much. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  20. That's geometry, not algebra. If it has angles and shit, it's geometry. Algebra is when they ask what your "x" is. And "y". C'mon Andy, you're really slipping. Umm TRIG A2+B2=C2? Fucking triangle math Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  21. hcsvader

    Jokes??

    I missed my turn once... Still mad about that one Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  22. I need to get a new laptop. When I get back from work lets to the mall and see who gets pissed off first Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  23. My ipad has lasted over a year in a backpack. Id recommend a good solid cover for whatever ya get :) Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  24. Nope still here. Passed the breath test the next day at work. Apparently they are reviewing the security video from the pool to try to identify the suspect. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  25. Since I've nothing better to do now I might as well tell the story about our day off. We work 4 weeks on 1 week off with a rest day every 13 days. This means a trip into town to get all the things you can't buy at camp and a trip to the local pub. We get 3 hours in town from 11am until 2 pm. About 200 guys went into town on Monday on the buses, everyone went to the pub. Being that we only get mid strength beer at camp and a limit of 6 per day, you cannot bring alcohol into camp, some people are on a mission to get drunk on the day off. Most of my crew did a pretty good job of it even tho you can't buy straight spirits, so no shots, only mixed drinks and beers. About half an hour before its time to get on the bus one of our guys decides he wants a few shots of jamesons and since we can't have shots at the pub we should go to the bottle shop and buy a bottle then go to the park to drink it. 4 of us go to the park and each have a couple of shots and Les decides he will finish the bottle (about 3/4 of a 26) himself. He does so in about 20 minutes. Time to get back on the bus. It's about an hour long bus ride down a dirt road back to camp. Of course they stop for piss break halfway. Les is starting to feel the effects of his drinks. As we're stopping for the break Les gets up and stands in the isle while the bus is still moving, and Les continues moving when the bus comes to a full stop, falling onto the floor. Ok, no this is getting funny. Les falls off the bus, has a piss, falls up the stairs getting back on the bus. Has a little nap on the rest of the ride. We get back to the security gate at site where there search the bus and our bags for alcohol. (If cought with it on site, your banned from site) seeing how they rarely search the busses everyone has booze, so everyone just dumps the cans and bottles on the floor under the seat in front of them. Everyone off the bus, Les falls off the bus. Security collects all the booze and demands to know wos it is. No one says a word. Have to be caught with it on your person or they can't do anything. Les is having trouble standing on his own and were making a circle around him to try and hold him up and hide him. Security yells at us some more then it time to get back an the bus and head into camp. Les falls onto the bus. We get back to camp right behind the bus bringing in everyone from the airport who has to line up at the admin office to get their room keys. Les by this point can't walk and sure enough falls off the bus. We try to help him walk, but hey we aren't in the best shape either. So we end up carrying him, one person holding each limb past the admin office. At first he seems to enjoy it, even pretending he was flying, then decided he didn't want to play anymore and started flailing so we dropped him... Still in front of the admin office and a line up of 100 people. Remember it's like 3 pm. Finally get him mostly out of the public eye and come to the stairs up to his block. While trying to carry him up the stairs he decides he has to piss again and starts struggling so we drop him. We're still out in public and he's there trying to stand and take his pants off to take a piss. Didn't quite make it, fell over and pissed himself. So now all covered in his own piss we finally get Les up the stairs and decide we're done with carrying him and put him in a wheelie bin (garbage can with wheels) and get him to his room. Well what he thinks is his room, it wasn't his room. The door was unlocked and Dan opened it and Les fell into the room. I'm sure they guy laying in his bed watching TV was really impressed, but he was cool about it and we quickly dragged les out of the wrong room and put him in the proper room, tucked him into bed and went our separate ways. The next day at work we heard a lovely story about how the site paramedics were dispatched to him room to check on him only to find the room empty, and how a drunk naked guy threw a security guard into the pool. Wonder who that could have been