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    Texas Roadways

    Brains replied to boinky's topic in The Bonfire

    Kinda like some of our approaches huh? Must have been built by swoopers. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Cajun Crack

    Brains replied to 2fat2fly's topic in The Bonfire

    Tehy are like small lobsters. Small, SPICEY lobsters. They are only in season during late spring and early summer. The hurricanes last year put a hurt on the "crop" so for those of us not along the gulf coast, the price is higher and the "bugs" are smaller. The best way to order them is boiled, and they are only good if they are fresh, live boiled, never frozen. There is nothing like sitting around with your friends, lips burning, half drunk and stuffed on fresh boiled crawfish. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    I'd be in for at least four. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Yeah, when a hurricane hits the gulf coast, WE get all the tornados and outer rain bands. Flooding Yea! Hey don't you live by a LAKE??? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    You know Grant, as if the tight shirt isn't bad enough, then he talks with that funny accent. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Soooo. . . who taught who the proper technique?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Damn Erk! One of the guys at SSM has one like yours, he built a bracket to fit over the release and then put a hole in it that he can only get his finger in to release. He had the same thing happen to him and he caught it with his knees. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Went to drink beer and eat sushi! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    That girl is Fireflytx on here. The guy who shot all that footage is Napaguy99 on here as well. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    I know of at least one VERY top freefly coach in Arizona who does Yoga daily. As to the guy learning to film a freestylist, man can i feel what you are going through. I agreed to film my girlfriend in freestyle. I thought that after a year of filming a skysurfer it would be no problem. Ha! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    You laugh, my first sponge bath after i got hurt was complete with dirty nurse outfit, she even had on stockings with garters and the little hat. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Pussy! I was "that guy" My first canopy was a Sabre 170 and at 150 jumps i got a cobalt 135. At the time i was jumping four way and not trying to swoop it. (not a justification) At about jump # 600 or so i started demoing canopies and ended up with a crossfire2- 109 Now i have a stiletto 135. I always told myself (and others) i would never jump a crossbraced canopy until i had over 1000 jumps. Now, it will probably be more like 2000
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    Duh! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Fireflytx and I went to a nude beach at our resort in Jamaica. Other than one old guy who liked to stare, the people were really nice and minded their own business. We ended up meeting a really cool couple there and talked with them for hours. At first, it was strange to be sitting there naked carrying on a conversation with someone you just met, but after a while it was just about the conversation. Plus the guy yelled at the old guy and said, "What the hell are you staring at?" and he left. We are going back to that resort in December again and i know we will go back to the nude beach. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    I probably could, but i am not going to yet. When i can run/jog without pain then i will jump but not until then. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Glad i wasn't the only one. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    You relize that you are both talking about the SAME dz?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Hmm, looks like i will be at the dz this weekend. Hey meathead bomb, wanna do a re-currency?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    And yet i still remember following you down Hwy 80 at well over 100mph on the way to the dz one morning. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Jim, would i be out of line to tell Eric Butts about this thing? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    LOL, we left the dz one night and Kim was driving cause i was, uhh, tired. I didn't know it but i had a headlight out on the suburban. We got stopped twice before we made it through Martindale. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Skyfest '06

    Brains replied to voodew1's topic in Wing Suit Flying

    Here's your magazine, Voodew. Voodew, if she kicks you out you can stay in my RV with us. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    I liked it and can appreciate the effort that went into it. About the only problem i see with this is: Now dude, Zee has a hard enough time finding camera helmets to fit his melon, you ain't helpin things. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Drew i have to agree with you on this. However, I started out with a .5 as well and things were fine. When i got better and started flying tighter, well the .5 just wasn't cutting it anymore. Then i had to buy a .42 I would tell newbies to just start with that one. It isn't like starting swooping with a velo96 so i feel a little more comfortable recommending it. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
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    Wow, i know what that feels like. Shari, i hope you heal fast. If you are interested, i have a walking boot for the right leg when you get to that point. It may save you and/or insurance some $ I would love to pass it along to another skydiver if needed.