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  1. crawford
    I'm with you Tom, but hey, something had to pay for that Skyflyer!!! Hey, what are the odds of you coming back to Skydive Alabama and flocking with me. Need someone to learn from!!!! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  2. crawford
    Tallguy, I'm the "not saying a damn thing" guy, remember? Ha Ha... No jokes from me. Anyone that can reach the door on the herc when open gets no jeering from me. I know where I stand!!! HA HA Or should I say, I know where I fly?! Ok, that was stupid, sorry! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
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    I am jumping the Skyflyer that is all over the Birdman website, (*Yellow wings/white body) Not sure what the dudes name is, but I bought the suit off of the person that bought the suit off of him... If that makes any sense whatsoever!!! Thanks for advise chuck. Will try the arch thing and if that doesn't work, will go with deflating the "Ass spoiler"... Thanks again. "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
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    by the way, is it bad for me to be in an "All woman" forum? Just trying to get some answers. Sorry if I have offended! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  5. crawford
    It just so happens that I, too am in Alabama. I highly recommend Skydive Alabama located in Cullman. I have been to over 20 different DZ's and this one by far has the best enviroment!! Come join us and bring a friend!!! Where are you from in Bama? "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
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    I have a question for you females running amuck! It is quite obvious that skydivers need to be with skydivers, right? That is the only way that the relationship is going to work, correct? If at anytime you disagree, feel free to stop me! I have come to the conclusion that for the most part, the women that want the mushy, romantic, loving, trusting relationship in a man, no longer exist! Now, if any of you disagree, feel free to flog me at this time. I am a skydiver from bama-land that keeps getting his hopes up for no reason! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  7. crawford
    Ok, I tried the method that several of you told me about with the Skyflyer this past weekend to lengthen my freefall time and glide farther. BUT, I was extremely unstable and didn't seem to go AS FAR! Was really "potato Chipping"... Can anyone tell me the cause of that without flying with me!? For those of you that don't know, I was flying with my knees forward. (*And was stable) I attempted to straighten my legs and point the toes, but was really unstable and un-nerved!!! HELP!!!! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  8. crawford
    At 5' 8", I'm not saying a damn thing about you. Has anyone seen the movie Beastmaster when the "things" wrapped their wings around the people and they turned into mush!!!?? That is you dude. Flock on!!! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
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    So, I am assuming that it is safe to say that you are an extreme expert at KEEPING SOMEONE IN SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Phew, I'm back now, sorry!!!! Nina, you really need to work on this... You know, we have been arguing this fact for quite some time, not that I just HAVE to know, but it would be kind of you to make the determination quickly so that I can either move on with my life or begin working on getting that label. Sheeeeze!! LOL "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  10. crawford
    Does anyone have any experience "rear Riser-ing" a Stiletto at 2.1 to 1? Anything I should know? I would like to venture into the rear riser status but can't seem to find my nuts when I am coming out of the hook to try it!!! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks. Steve "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  11. crawford
    Thanks Michael. Would this be the official response or are we waiting on Nina? "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  12. crawford
    Wow, I had no idea that it would be this interesting to get that label. But hey, I'm up for the challenge. I JUST WANT TO BE A TOADSUCKER DAMMIT!!! Ok, sorry for yelling, but you guys rock and I just want to be a part of it, is that too much to ask, I think not. Is this in deliberation still, or what? "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  13. crawford
    Ok, was just informed that Jonathon Maynard did a diamond with Chris Warnock, Jeff Cornelius and Nina Tharp and Frank (Toadsucker), so he appearently was promoted to Toadsucker Status, so, now that the third was a toadsucker, does that make me one too, come on guys, I'm diggin' really hard here!! I wanna be a toadsucker dammit!!! LOL "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  14. crawford
    Dammit, I was sooooo close!!!! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
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    I'm sorry, but I give you full permission to "Fondle mine hard" if you would like and if it would make you feel better. Sorry, had to say it! It was nice talking to you earlier in the month. I know, I know, you don't remember me. I wouldn't expect you too. "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  16. crawford
    I have a question, you say that the main and reserve flap came open? I can't open the reserve flap by hand let alone in freefall, it is designed to stay closed. The top flap is routed through an elastic band that is sewn into the reserve cover flap. (*I know, I just confused myself. Don't know how else to explain that). I am kinda curious what you meant by that. As for the Main flap coming open, I have had 5 Wings containers and the only time that the main flap, (*Or Pin Cover, which I think you are refering to) comes open is when I am packing. Once again, not trying to stir anything up, but would like to understand what exactly you meant by that! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
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    The fourth was Jonathon Maynard, DZO of Skydive Alabama! Not sure if he constitutes a "Toadsucker" or not, but hey, it was all fun anyway! I am pretty sure that Jeff and Frank were the "Only Toadsuckers" on that CRW! So, have I hatched or what? LOL "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  18. crawford
    Chris, ummm, I hope that I am just stupid, but what where you refering to? Do I have a balance there? If I do, that had to have been from like 5-6 years ago. Please tell me I don't owe you money!?!?!?! If I do, by god, email me or something so I can get that taken care of! I hate having a short memory! Cheers. And two, I would really like to get some jumps in with ya w/ the skyflyer!!! Give me a buzz dude. Samantha and Kopko both have my number! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  19. crawford
    Man, just when I was starting to feel good about myself living in Bama-land, you had to point out the obvious. Ha Ha. I am originally from Pennsylvania so I really try my hardest not to "Blend" with the "hillbillies" here. Wow, I have found out the true difference between the north and the South, The north has a cutoff age for sleeping with the parents... (*Just kidding all you southern dudes.) Had to crack back at em... And now that you mention it, I do remember that you DID NOT "break" the door, that you were the only one tall enough to attempt to fix it, my bad!!! Sorry. Look forward to seeing a pic of the new suit, I bet you look like a damn mac truck swooping the sky! Cheers. "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  20. crawford
    I will definitely be there. (*Mardi Gras Boogie) and it would be cool as hell to get some BM jumps down there. Hopefully by then I will be flying my Skyflyer a little more proficiently. Thanks to Chuck and Manbird here, I think that may happen very shortly. Will keep practicing (*And freezing, cause we all know that extended freefall's=more frostbite!) and hopefully be able to be worth something come March. Thanks man. "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  21. crawford
    Thanks man. Was just curious, now I have to "re-vamp" my flying. There isn't a chance you are going to a boogie someplace close to the southern region any time soon, is there? "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  22. crawford
    I, personally am on my 5th Wings Container and have to agree with just about everyone in here. Their Customer support is, by far, the best in the industry. I have not had any problems with this container system, period. I predominately do Freeflying and Wingsuit flying and have not found a better container system for the money! "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  23. crawford
    Hey Chuck, got a question, (*I'm the one in Rantaul that had the "Banishment" problem on here, appearently it has worked out) You say to point your toes and straighten your legs? Does that apply to the Skyflyer and is that to improve your distance or freefall time? I see all the photo's of everyone flying with knees forward, was just curious which aspect this improves. Thanks. (*Please don't ban me again!!! Ha Ha) "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  24. crawford
    Hey Tall Guy, I was on the C-130 when you "broke the door". Not sure if you remember, but I was the dork from Alabama that kept running into you through out the Convention. All I have to say to the rest of you is, "It is very intimidating seeing a man of that size getting on the bird with that big of a freakin' wingsuit." Rock on dude! Hope to fly with you again sometime. "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"
  25. crawford
    -I gotta start working out. Man, I got up yesterday morning after a great weekend of "Skyflyer flying" and my freakin' lats were killing me. But I still don't think that i am flying this thing properly. My freefall time is about 2 minutes from 13,000. Any pointers? "Sure, those Golf Carts may look all warm and fuzzy, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!"