keithbar

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  1. don't they call those "chicken cuttlets" i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  2. QuoteWhy am I finding dried urine on the floor by the toilet?? Yuck yuck yuck! it's quite simple. he's getting up in years and has an enlarged prostate. that causes a weak and intermittent stream. there are pills that help somewhat. but you can't stop the march of time. now if he's not lifting the seat. that's another problem entirely. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  3. [ also fly a raptor and I am also large and pretty FAST when I want to be. I guess that's my prob. I'm fast no matter what. I only got about 20 w/s jumps now. that learning to dearch is going against 30 yrs of ingrained muscle memory. I'm getting there. but I do good to break 2 min. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  4. So is this really all who will be flocking?! Come on now guys, speak up! me my fat ass and my raptor will be there as for flocking if you don't care about freefall time or distance covered. come on and catch me if you can. as the jackalope says " fast as fast can be you'll never catch meee" i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  5. sounds sweet. count me in. it should be EPIC can't wait to fly the w/s again. every damn weekend i've had off since fitz. has been either to windy or to cloudy. see ya there everyone i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  6. I would help if you knew the harness size. how does it fit you? and how tall are you and how much do you weigh? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  7. me and jimmy o were on a dc3 load once when the lt. engine quit. . and then there was that time in the 182 when he tried to leave and couldn't cause i was standing on his foot. back in the tullahoma days. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  8. sweet. can you still get the deposit back after it bounced? inquiring minds want too know i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  9. what date and time of day you going thru nashville? I'll buy you a brewski i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  10. a guy jumped a dirtbike with a BASE rig in a dirt pit or something and had to attach some sort of rocket to launch the PC cause it was too low for him to have time to reach back and pull Lots of crazy stunts like that were done it was a pretty cool show It was a cool series. it started out with jeb as the host and then when he got in trouble discovery had another guy take over. his name was eli thompson. the stunt with the rocket propelled pc was done by a german base jumper. not luigi or travis luigi did do a stunt but he rode a leg wingless wing suit off a motorcycle into the grand canyon the rocket pc/ dirtbike stunt was done in a rockquarry. in europe germany I think. I would think he could have pulled it off with a base pc. and that the rocket was just hype. hell he had to grab and yank on a lanyard to fire the rocket he should have been able to pitch a base pc in the same amt of time. but what do i know i'm not a base jumper. but pretty cool stunt overall. the shit with testing the rocket while riding a bike down a hill was pretty lame and silly i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  11. However when you love someone and they do not love you back that sucks. truer words have never been spoken. I was married for 11 years. there was never a day we spent even a part of together that i didn't tell her i loved her. maybe for the last 5 for sure the last 4 years we were together. see never once told me she loved me. there is no worse pain than loving someone and KNOWING that they don't love you back. and no matter what. you can't make someone love you back. it took a while after the divorce to realize that the only reason she stuck around for the last 4 years ( besides the money i was giving her) was she was convinced I was gonna bounce and she could collect on the 250,000 of accidental death ins he had taken out on me. I didn't realize i was that well insured. but I showed her I didn't die i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  12. so as not to add a plus one. I will say. I concur with the gentleman's sentiment i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  13. [reply I work with a guy thats 6'4 and 370lbs. . is that 370 with? or w/o gear? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  14. NOW THERE'S !! a base i can work with. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  15. I was really hoping to see a deployment in the " time warp " super slow mo. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  16. a whole lot of nothing. never mind i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  17. looks like there is gonna be a snippet of jumping on the discovery channel show "time warp" on now don't know when the skydiving is on. but it replays at 11 eastern 10 central time. maybe a deployment in super slow on now. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  18. Avoid slideouts as they leak that's what i hear quite a few people. a buddy just bought a 34 ft. motorhome with no slideouts. for like $10,5000. now the drivers power seat and window didn't work. the power jacks and slide out step didn't work and the generator wasn't running. but he's only had it a couple of weekes and he has fixed everything put the power window. he's a lot handyer than i am i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  19. back in the day when i was jumping a really heavy( by today's standards) 8mm video setup. I used to wear one quite a bit. it's foam so i had no problem looking around. i did take it off under canopy i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  20. I guess I could have worded it better. but. I NEVER went to jump school and got my wings. but I did start jumping while i was in the military. as part of the SPORT club at campbell. the real kicker is i was on the ft. campbell " screaming eagles" parachute demo team. with no lic at all. I was a member of uspa. but you only had to be c. lic QUALIFIED to be on the demo team. i've been c qualified since 1982. i really regret not sending in for my c back then but at the time it was like. send in the paperwork, or buy beer. well beer won out. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  21. Oh, and where did the canvas/velcro door go. I hope they didn't loose it, that bird gets cold in Wisconsin after November... you had velcro how progressive. the one at bardstown ky. had a zipper. DOOR! ziiiippp.. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  22. I was talking with some whuffo friends the other day. and I told them that. I had started jumping while I was in the army at ft. campbell back in the early 80's. but as a member of the sport parachute club. I never went to jump school and earned my military jump wings. and they asked if you had to be military jump school grad to be a member of the golden knights. so do you have to be airborne to be on the knights? anyone know for sure? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  23. why is the shape of the rear window different? do they lengthen the bird in the turbine conversion? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  24. but.. but.. what if your exit weight is ABOVE 265? by like 30 lbs or more?? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  25. I'm betting it would end up in a human taco shape i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .