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:1: Only one h&p from 4000, but it was the first on my new(to me) container. Very comfortable, thanks likestojump! Nice weekend with Cheach and friends for her b-day! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Or maybe skydivers in general think they are more intelligent than they really are..., and are too easily offended by something as minuscule as the reference 'dorkzone'. Funny, that is how I usually feel about doctors! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Just attach one of these to the frame, it'll keep everything spread! Probably NSFW What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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If that's the definition, dork is a badge I wear proudly.
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Spelling or malapropism? My edumacation is showin' when I have to google that word. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Nah, but I've seen 2 girls, 1 cup. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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When you have even a 10th of the jumps that John has then maybe.......just maybe.......on second thought, even then, you shouldnt even try to make fun of the canopy size he jumps. No shit...learn how to speak to those that went before you , youngin, consider yourself bitch slapped ! Lesson in how to speak to old-timers: (yelling since you wont turn up your hearing aid) HEY SKYRIDER! DO YOU WANT ME TO GO GET YOUR WHEELCHAIR, OR WILL YOUR WALKER SUFFICE? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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I just got one thing to say............WONDERHOG! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Very cool! Thanks for sharing.
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I don't. +1 Google has been my home page forever, precisely because there was nothing on it. Fast loading, uncluttered. If you're using IE, this homepage works well about:Blank Doesnt get much faster loading. Thanks, I had forgotten about that. Works in Chrome, too, and the address bar doubles as a search bar.
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Yeah, I think God has a sense of humor. And I think he fucks with us just to see if we can take a joke.
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I don't. +1 Google has been my home page forever, precisely because there was nothing on it. Fast loading, uncluttered. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Shhhhhh I'm maried, he's all I can afford! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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My wife's a whuffo,...............and she bangs me despite my skydiving "skills". What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Turtle's gag reflex still kicks in even though you can't reach his uvula? Pussy. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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FIRST CAMERA AND EDITED VIDEO
Heatmiser replied to e_nevett's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Nice. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama -
http://www.square1.com/manufacturers/square1/p521.asp What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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First tandem jump - almost blacked out
Heatmiser replied to dlevanchuk's topic in Safety and Training
We had a FJC static-line student pass out under canopy. She was responsive until around 1200 feet, then just slumped over and flew off downwind. She woke up half in and half out of a cow pond. We speculated about cause, she was fit, (air force chick). Either an underlying medical issue, or circulation cut off from the harness. Only jump she made, that I know of. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama -
What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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It's easy.....the smaller canopy makes his johnson look bigger...... What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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I love it! Epic! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Or, just maybe, you could actually just PAY your taxes? Just fuckin with ya What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Have your rigger look at your collapsing line. If your slider is routinely coming uncollapsed, It may need new lines. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Any canopy can collapse. Get the air flowing from trailing edge to leading edge, or across the wing, instead of from the front, and it will collapse. Simplistic explanation, and these are not the only cause. Turbulent air, (think pockets of air moving at different speeds, in different directions), dirt devils, extreme stalls. Disrupt the airflow from front to back, and you can collapse. Also removing the tension between the jumper and canopy. Stalling a canopy in deep brakes, then rapidly letting up on toggles can cause a surge forward, and a momentary slack in line tension. This causes some collapse.
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Skydiving vacation in California
Heatmiser replied to ellinas's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Look hard enough, you could find an asian, midget, transvestite, and a prostitute on Hollywood Blvd, and they'd all be the same person. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama