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I love it! "Winston, all dogs like peanut butter, just lick it!" What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Sometimes people just have nothing to bitch about. Seriously, grow up. Negative press? No such thing. People are talking about Mirage. THAT, is is the point of advertising. GoDaddy.com does it, Budweiser does too. Hell, we all had a good laugh at the topless bigway commercial that was selling...WASHING MACHINES! Personally, I think it's funny, precisely because it is tongue in cheek. Anyone that thinks they're going to get laid because of their rig is delusional. Except me. My wife likes my fat ass in my new to me Wings, with BIGUN embroidered on the shoulder strap. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Are all you N'awlins folk that direct? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Who are you calling pussy? Just because I shaved my legs and wore pink panties for the photo shoot doesn't mean I'm a pussy I've got pretty legs for a fat man, huh? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Ok. My name is Dr. Pinkee. I have been practicing therapeutic medicine for almost 33 three years. My professional opinion is as follows: Once a day for the next ten days, you are to receive from your female,(human, adult) of choice one: Blowjob, followed by a BEER, and a sammich within 30 minutes of said Blowjob. After 10 days you are released to light duty only, wherein all sexual exertion is to be performed by afore mentioned female, (human, adult). If no improvement in condition after 30 days, repeat to your hearts desire. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

There is nothing wrong with wanting to find a woman with that is caring, intelligent, so on and so on that you mentioned earlier. Just realistically step back and evaluate you're criteria, and ask your self if the image you have of the woman you want is reasonable or not. If you can honestly answer yes, than go for it. Just remember, if you find the perfect woman, you just haven't gotten to know her yet. No woman, (or man, go look in the mirror, figuratively) is perfect. You just need to decided what the dealbreakers are. Just remember, if you have too many dealbreakers, you will be alone.

Well...we've never had a student bounce. Not in the DZO's 42 years. Sooo...gotta keep the sport dangerous some how! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

I agree, but, his DZ, he is the S/L IE. I do see his point, though. We do occasionally hang students. When we do, we generally see an instant improvement in stability. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

My DZO feels that hanging them is cheating, he'll only do it if they have serious stability issues. I've seen it fix jumpers that were backlooping off the step, and yes, once their hanging, their not coming back! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Bit of leg fondling going on there by the JM! Yeah, I keep my right hand on the knee of the jumper, (up until now it's been my coach students,) to keep control of them, same a hand on students rig when walking to the aircraft. I was a bit amped after yanking her ass in. Charity was a real sport, doing 3 of my 4 experienced S/L practice jumps. One was textbook, One was a slow climbout, 2 feet on step, and d/arch. You just saw the last one. And yes, for the record, I would never call a student asshole, nor let one wear a camera. I did think seriously about pushing her, but I don't ever want to get in the habit, wasn't it a Canadian chick that claimed she was pushed recently? Oh, I know my fat ass hides it well, but does anyone recognize Bigun's rig on my back? I have always told my s/l students that once their hips are past the door they are not coming back in the plane... I have never had the situation where I have had to make a decision to bring them back inor further coax out. I agree, it is risky, but DZO, and S/L I/E policy is to yank em. Since their poised and not hanging, a wing wag would be tougher to shake em off. I'm only permitted to shove them in the event of a premature opening. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

:3: for 1st real S/L student. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Bit of leg fondling going on there by the JM! Yeah, I keep my right hand on the knee of the jumper, (up until now it's been my coach students,) to keep control of them, same a hand on students rig when walking to the aircraft. I was a bit amped after yanking her ass in. Charity was a real sport, doing 3 of my 4 experienced S/L practice jumps. One was textbook, One was a slow climbout, 2 feet on step, and d/arch. You just saw the last one. And yes, for the record, I would never call a student asshole, nor let one wear a camera. I did think seriously about pushing her, but I don't ever want to get in the habit, wasn't it a Canadian chick that claimed she was pushed recently? Oh, I know my fat ass hides it well, but does anyone recognize Bigun's rig on my back? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Jamaicans. Just look at the Malibu Rum Commercials What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

What I mean is, your instructors don't want to hear about what you've learned online. Their training methods may differ slightly from what you've read hear. Go into your FJC and beyond as a sponge, soaking up what YOUR instructors are telling you. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

I'm kinda partial to this one.. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

OK. You want relevance. I got 3 stories. All personally witnessed by me. A jumper, A licensed, around 50 jumps, bought a Nitro 150. Exit weight, 185. Asymmetrical flare, panicked and planted his foot instead of sliding or PLF'ing. Torn ACL, No jumping for 3 months. Another jumper, A license stamp still fresh, buys a Nitro 120, loaded at .95 to 1. Proceeds to pound in for next 25 jumps or so. If she wasn't so light, I'm sure she would be injured. Third jumper, 225 jumps, moves from a Turbo Z 155 to a Nitro 135. Third jump, decided to jump it at night, Broken heel. Do you know how hard you have to hit to break your heel? Dude. The sky is not going anywhere. What is your hurry? Are you going to be happier, or cooler flying the Nitro you barely have control over, than the Sabre 2? BTW, ALL these stories were with straight in approaches with no surprises or obstacles.

You just be sure to NOT begin any line with, "But I read on DZ.com..." What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

I jump a Sabre 190 with a big ass pocket slider, (Thanks Dennis at Spaceland!), I make sure it's quartered, and the pocket hangs in front of the nose. 800 ft. snivels. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

A woman that skydives and can use a skill saw.

There was a plane in that picture? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

No worries, I just got my S/L instructor rating, and realized I don't know shit!

BillyVance can't, I think Divot is too far away... What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

He's old. He owned the sword. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Thanks Cheach! Funny how you can d-arch and remain stable. :5: Beer for 1st S/L dispatch. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Alanis Morissette made a cute god What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama