SudsyFist

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  1. dood, hate to break this to ya, but i don't think the dr. seuss stuff is gonna get you all that far... besides, what protection does she need from little ol' mois, eh? too much work! i need something else. something... chemical! steve
  2. viking, viking, viking, one step forward, and two hundred steps back. just what are we gonna do with you??? steve
  3. you'll have to spend more than 25g's to have bigger boobies than mine... mine put clay's to shame, baby! think dixie dynamite! omg, i need to get on a diet. any suggestions, folks? i've gotta drop 120+ lbs NOW! steve
  4. BTFU, kris! plastic surgeons make the world a better place!!! betsy, go on with your bad self! steve
  5. suds gets in line... um, in that case, i'll take sloppy seconds! steve
  6. now viking... THAT'S YOUR CUE!!! steve
  7. well, of course there is, silly! VIKING! steve
  8. isn't that the fun of it??? sooooo, when are you coming back out to socal again??? steve
  9. that czech chick fucked with your head! level with me: you WANTED her!!! steve
  10. some body tellllllll meeeeeee, ooooohooohoh why i wooooork so haaaard for yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!
  11. dood, sleep's overrated. besides, you know how lit up i get after playin' rekkids for people, not to mention singing the cure, wham, and lionel richie at the top of my lungs whilst riding home afterwards... i'll be up for a while. steve
  12. then i guess i didn't do my job well enough, hmm??? well, there's always next time! steve
  13. wanna feel my pain, too, dove? it's right... over... here... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh... steve
  14. now now there... who the hell said you were a nice guy??? the lass was likely yearning for some aggressiveness, methinks. good ol' fashioned taking-the-reins kinda stuff. that would've brought home da goods! and you don't have to abandon the nice guy thing to be a bit aggressive. in fact, i'd bet it's quite the attractive combination... ladies, whaddyall think? steve
  15. SudsyFist

    JFTC Mascot!

    heheheh, dana was raising a ton of money for JFTC at perris yesterday with her boobiecakes (not to be confused with jessicakes )... wonder why? fresh out of the oven, and your choice of rich sauces with which to hose them down before diving in... brilliant! steve
  16. heheheheh, well you've gotta keep yer priorities in line, right? you also neglected to mention that i reminded you about another reason why today's a special day... cuz it's your favorite cocoho's birthday!!! SHE'S LEGAL!!! coincidence? i think not! steve
  17. yes, it certainly can be. steve
  18. now that's cool. doesn't work quite well for us, tho, as the only visitors we usually have are the kind you're trying to inebriate and take advantage of... "no? here... have another drink!" steve
  19. SudsyFist

    Snowboarding?

    i've gotta admit, i'm spoiled. there was no way in hell i was bringing my gear to the land of the morning stink... i *saw* dragon valley! 'nuff said! as far as online stuff, i'd say a yahoo search would be worth your while. try to find sites with a decent spread of reader product reviews. that way, you can get the real scoop before you buy. steve
  20. nathan, you never told me you were a nelly fan!!?!?! and i bet she had an INFINITE supply of chocopies, the elixir of korean field life!!! steve
  21. you're not the first to refer to my 300lb+ arse like that, and certainly won't be the last!!! steve
  22. note that i said "pose for a photo..." now, the debauchery concealed in that little statement -- to which you bore witness, young viking -- is the true prize. capturing it on film is, well, just a liability! congrats again on winning the surfboard! TOTAL chick magnet! steve
  23. hey, ken, it was good to meet you there! hope you had as good a time as we did! as for me, i got to discuss cellular mitosis (*steamy*) with a pepto-clad wonder woman, get pointers on my out-of-control obesity from a professional dietician, observe the delicate implant of a flashing led onto keith's member, pose for a photo with some chesty butterface from stuff mag, and give billvon a long, passionate hug. oh, and i won a pinata. and did i mention the hypnotist??? steve