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Oh GREEEAAATTT.....Thanks for putting THAT thought into my head, sheepboy. Is it too late to move back to Georgia? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Sigh....me too! Perhaps that's why I fit in so well here? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Well Max, congrats! Your name has been chosen for the next dead scorpion. In all fairness, I didn't kill him, but he was in the house anyway, so I consider him fair game. It could've been the poison that got him...but glad it got him before he got me. #1-Scorpio #2-Scar, Scorpio's brother #3-Scorpiana, their sister #4-Sly, their mafia cousin #5-Skid, their country redneck cousin #6-Sarah, their socialite aunt #7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems #8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time #9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio #10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany #11-Starsky, #12-Seth, their slow moving uncle His pic is attached. Never fear ya'll. It looks like you'll all get your chance to name one before it's said and done. And btw...while some are ridiculing me for my fear and how tiny they are...great things come in small packages. I would imagine that the sting from a small one is going to hurt no less than a sting from a large one. What I am lacking in quality, I'm definitely making up in quantity. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yes Bryan, you've now officially named a scorpion. If you could let us know his relationship to the "family," it would be great! I'll add it immediately. His pic is attached! #1-Scorpio #2-Scar, Scorpio's brother #3-Scorpiana, their sister #4-Sly, their mafia cousin #5-Skid, their country redneck cousin #6-Sarah, their socialite aunt #7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems #8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time #9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio #10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany #11-Starsky, Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You are 100% Texan if... 1. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. 2. You use the phrase "fixin' to" almost daily. 3. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. 4. You've ever been excused from school because "the cows got out." 5. You can properly pronounce the town Mexia and Mesquite. 6. You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration and he didn't mean farm animals. 7. You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway. 8. You can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remember your mother's birthday. 9. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. 10. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade. 11. You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist. 12. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other one go first. 13. When you hear a tornado siren, you go out and look for a funnel. 14. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it. 15. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store. 16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is. 17 . You know that everything goes better with Ranch. 18 . You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply. 19. You know that "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. 20 . You are 100% Texan if you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No...he meant THIS Come on Doug....you gotta' keep up. Who knows? You might be the proud namer of the next "family member." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No, unfortunately this is not what I was referring to. It seems that the scorpions have hired Johnny Cochran as their legal representation. They continue to drive through the house freely and I can not find a glove to use as evidence against their evil plans to kill me with their stings. Besides, even if I did find it, it probably wouldn't fit. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

For those of you who don't know me or my story, I apologize for this posting. For those of you who DO know and care for me and know of my personal "issues," I thought you would like to know that one of my biggest "issues" has now been legally resolved. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Just when I'm having the most depressed 4-5 days I've had in quite a while and I think nothing else could go wrong...along comes another freakin' scorpion to our growing family. I think someone was misinformed when they said that the little bastards go away when it starts getting cold. See attachment of dead scorpion. Sorry it's not more of a close-up, but come on...do you REALLY think I'm going to get any closer to it than I HAD to, dead or alive? Congratulations Tumbler. I thought #10 would be a fitting time to take your suggestion and break the "S" pattern. Perhaps doing so will stop any more visits from the "family." #1-Scorpio #2-Scar, Scorpio's brother #3-Scorpiana, their sister #4-Sly, their mafia cousin #5-Skid, their country redneck cousin #6-Sarah, their socialite aunt #7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems #8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time #9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio #10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm in! I'm in!

OH... I'm SOOO embarrassed. (Where's the "egg on my face" icon?). I can't go back and fix my post...but here...I fixed it for myself. Please forgive my stupidity ya'll. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I got out of a relationship with a non-skydiver. He claimed he was supportive. Bought me gear, encouraged me to go on skydiving trips. He'd tell my stories about my adventures before I could. Then bitched at me the whole time afterwards that I spent all my time skydiving and was never home any more. I don't get it...urge me to go and chase my dream and then crucify me for doing what you encouraged me to do. It had nothing to do with whether he was a skydiver or not. It had to do with the fact that he was threatened by my being happy with who I was now that I AM a skydiver. But my new S.O. is a very understanding man. Happily, he is a skydiver (as you all may know). He REALLY wants me to achieve my goals and be the very best that I can be. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And do you have a S.O, that shares your opinion of yourself? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

My honey is a good snuggler. Unfortunately, I'll only get to schnuggle with him approximately 5 weeks out of a year. You can bet your ASS that I'll treasure every one of those moments in those 5 weeks too!

AND ETERNITY It's the seventh in a series by Piers Anthony called "Incarnations of Immortality." Unfortunately, it's the last one of the series. Off to more Piers Anthony after that. I havea Xanth series that's 6 books long.

You're involved with that special person. Someone asks you what makes them a good boyfriend/girlfriend for you. What would you say? What [B]IS it that makes them perfect for you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[BLUE]Ha-Ha![/BLUE][/B] I've got you ALL beat! I actually have a shiny new picture of the lovely bride and groom to be and his daughter Cailyn! Feel free to be jealous now! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I thought you would like to see that Turtle is indeed alive and well, um...alive. After a few top shelf margarita's for his birthday, I think he was feeling VERY alive! And as far as his smirk..hey, they say a smirk is still a smile. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Get your head out of your ...er...um...SHELL... (Yeah, that's what I meant to say )...and have a totally terrific birthday!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I consider myself [B]VERY lucky. I've got a good man, good health, good kids, good friends, the ability to skydive, I'm residing in a great new state and I have the personality to find enjoyment out of the tiniest spec of life. I might get down for a moment or two, but I'm gonna' bounce right back, happier than before. [B]LIFE IS GOOD!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And you say this like it's a bad thing! I thought in THIS forum, the more of a perv you are, the more everyone likes you. With that being said, I would think that being more of a perv is a GOOD thing!!!! ROCK ON, GUYS!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I stayed home until the 9'th. Then listened to it on my way to the DZ to drop off my rig for repack. I had to keep running...literally running....back and forth from my truck to manifest and back and forth to listen to the game. In the bottom of the 18'th inning, I missed what happened that made the Braves lose. By the time I had ran back to the truck, the station was playing celebratory music. But I ran back into manifest one more time to tell the manifester that we lost. Of course, he was rooting for Houston. I guess I should be grateful for all the innings. It gave me LOTS of needed exercise. God knows the last time I ran that much in one day. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmmppphhh...Excuse me...SOME of us still happen to be Braves fans (even if they are big loosers). Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Damn Dave....I didn't even hardly recognize you, since the only time I've seen you, you had lots of fuzzy stuff in the facial area. I agree---Nice boots! Who says you can't wear boots to a wedding anyway? Beautiful bride. However did you get HER? Congratulations and may your life together be everything the two of you hope it will be!

I voted inner beauty. I like my man intelligent, honest, generous to others and having good family values. Stimulate my mind and everything else will follow. A stupid person will turn me off in a heartbeat. Contrary to popular belief, you can not spend all your time in bed. I want to be able to have intelligent conversations, logical debates and play competitive games. Honesty really is the best policy. Of course, I like my honesty "sugar coated." Within the honesty category is faithfulness. I don't care HOW much a person is tempted, if they really care for their S.O., they'll never cheat. Been there..done that. Being generous doesn't mean giving away everything a person owns. It just means sharing what is needed with others, be it money, time or a listening ear. Family values. If they don't respect their family, probably means that eventually, they won't respect their S.O., either. I will admit that the fact that my S.O. is handsome, slender and has a wonderfully hairy chest are all just added bonuses!