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My SO's ex brother in law hit a deer a couple of weeks ago. He was on a motorcylce, doing around 55'ish. Weeks later, he is STILL in critical condition...and it's not looking good for him. Sadly, there is no easy answer to the "deer in the headlights" problem, as the suckers tend to be everywhere, especially as the weather starts getting cooler. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So tell us which of these you can relate to personally and why. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your clothes. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Good thing I plan on celebrating on FRIDAY then, huh? I don't know what the ceremony is, but if it has to wait until after sunset...I think I should be scared. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

AWWWWW!!!! You know I love you, Chris. Got wedding ([B]NO, NOT MINE[/B]) things to do on Saturday, so unfortunately a drive to Thomaston isn't in my near future. You guys will be in my heart when I jump Friday, though!

To help celebrate your birthday and get you in the mood to wear that pink thong: Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to you.... Happy Birthday dear Booobbbbb.... Happy Birthday to you! Damn, I guess I moved to Texas 1 1/2 months too soon, huh? Hope you've had a great day!

My SO does smoke. When we first started talking, I tried to persuade him to quit, or at least cut back. But as I grew to like him, I knew I had to accept his habit as well as the other things I like about him. He says it's a stress-buster at work. And I KNOW it's a damned hard thing to give up. But when we were together in June, he was very considerate of my non-smoking status. *He didn't smoke in my truck. *He smoked outside the hotel room. *He always blew the smoke in the opposite direction. *He tried to make sure he put his butts in a proper disposal, instead of throwing them on the ground (a pet peeve of mine). He says one day, when he comes back to the States for good, he might try to give it up. If he does, I will be there, holding his hand and supporting him in his efforts in any way I can. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

10/27/05 marks the 4'th anniversary of my being in the sport. I took my first jump at Skydive Atlanta, in Thomaston, GA. I owe those folks so much! I KNOW I was the epitome of a shitty student. And Spence, man, what would I have done without [B]YOU[/B] being my security blanket throughout my student period and introducing me to someone who could teach me CRW? I've recently moved to Texas and Aggieland is my new home dz. If you're not doing anything, why not come out there on Friday, October 28'th and help me celebrate by doing a group jump? Hint, hint, hint...I don't have my SCR. I suck at RW and I fall like a rock, so I can't promise you a perfect jump. But if you'll show up, I DO promise you fun, lots of giggles and undying gratitude. That, and I'm going to chip in to the Shiner fund!!!! WHAT-[/B]Celebration Jump for Nina's 4'th Skydiving Anniversary WHEN-Friday, October 28'th. Circle up at 4:00 p.m. WHERE-Skydive Aggieland RSVP-Why here, of course!

Hmmm...these aren't big black ones..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Why no....no I don't. And I'd sort of like to keep it that way, ya' know? If I put that name down...it might happen. We wouldn't want that to happen to poor little Boinky, now would we? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Well, well, well Stephen, I'll bet you never thought you would be the proud naming papa of your very own Texan scorpion, huh? #15 was caught alive , scurrying across the floor (see attachment), just before I smashed him into the carpet!

#1-Scorpio #2-Scar, Scorpio's brother #3-Scorpiana, their sister #4-Sly, their mafia cousin #5-Skid, their country redneck cousin #6-Sarah, their socialite aunt #7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems #8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time #9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio #10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany #11-Starsky, #12-Seth, their slow moving uncle #13-Spike, the rebel base jumper #14-Shar, the drag queen cousin Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Great News, Zach...at least for you. You have the honor of naming #14. I need his relationship to the others please. The picture is of him still alive. That is why it is so far away. I had a big wad of yarn in the floor and when I picked it up, the bastard was under it. So, I took his picture first and then squished him until there was nothing left of him. Now I'm going to have to take the entire thing of yarn outside in the morning to try to shake anything else out of it that might have snuck in. I sure as hell don't want to put it in my lap, in case there's one still hiding in there. #1-Scorpio #2-Scar, Scorpio's brother #3-Scorpiana, their sister #4-Sly, their mafia cousin #5-Skid, their country redneck cousin #6-Sarah, their socialite aunt #7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems #8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time #9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio #10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany #11-Starsky, #12-Seth, their slow moving uncle #13-Spike, the rebel base jumper #14-Shar, Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Funny thing...I'm in Texas too. But I'm here to stay. I AM, however, about to make my first solo road trip to a different city since I've moved here. San Antonio...watch out...I'm heading your way this weekend!

OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!! I've got tears running down my face from this story. Thanks Clay!

Awwwww...what a cutie!

I feel your pain. Mike won't be home for around 2160 more hours, or 129,600 minutes, or 7,776,000 seconds (or something like that). And then he only gets to stay for a little less than two weeks. And he doesn't like handcuffs. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Good evening Beth. How does it feel that scorpion #13 is being named just for you?

Yeah, I know Clint's fiancee, Shelly, but no, she's not a dz.commer. I guess I'll see what she can do to help me out. Of course, knowing him...he'll LIKE it if she kicks his butt! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I sort of got it. I figured they are so brave that they go out and watch the carnage instead of running for cover like most of us have been trained to do. But since I'm an import, I'm sure one of the true 100% Texans could explain it better. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

WOW! Thanks! Problem is while you can get Clay now...I can't get Mike for another 3 months. He's in Kosovo..I'm in Texas. And I'm pretty sure when he comes home next, I'm gonna' wanna' do other things to him than kick his butt, don't you? Besides, he's actually being fairly considerate, even though I don't think he really understands my fear. He's a good boyfriend. He just laughs at me where I can't see him. But if we're gonna' kick anyone's butt....it needs to be TURTLE! If you'll look at his postings, [B]HE'S the one who is poo-poo'ing my fear, telling me to come back when I have a "real" scorpion. It might be funny to him that I am so scared of the little fuckers...but to me, I just shiver at the mere thought of them. I could also kick JohnRich's butt for posting that Godawful picture of the one he found under the rock. I refused to open it, but leave it to Turtle to torture me with it. I just shivered in fear when I saw it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Okay...you guys need to stop ganging up on me like this. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm worried about. Why do you think I still sleep with the lights on? But I have someone to snuggle with. He's much cuter, much hairier and I don't have to worry about getting stung if I happen to roll over on him. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Uh huh. You just stick with that story, Dave. Sooner or later, you'll find SOMEONE who believes it! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And just what might YOU be laughing at, Mr. Neal? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance