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You know...you're probably right!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Is it green-eyed jealousy, or anger because I'm not there for them to snap their fingers and get me to jump at their beck and call any more? Now that I've moved to a more permanent residence, I plan on going back to the weight loss stuff. I can't do CRW because of my weight. My Lightning is a 126. Overall, I am happy now. Sigh...I [B]REALLY miss CRW. For me, CRW, is the [B]ONLY discipline out there. But they're REALLY good at it...and I'm such a soft hearted weenie! They make me cry...not that I tell [B]THEM that! Pfff...I'm just, well, me! Thanks, Chuck!!!

HAH! I WIN!!! I've been divorced three times now. oh wait...is that really winning? Sigh..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I could NEVER tell who... ....but THEY know who they are! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hey...I've heard that one! I know some people like that! And of course, they're here in Texas! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Umm....I guess we need to have that talk then. Do I not get brownie points for the one I added about being rode hard and hung up wet? No! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I USED to be the good little girl of the family. Yeah, I went through my fair share of marriages, kids, etc., but I still did the "right" thing..which pretty much ended up being what everyone else but [B]ME wanted me to do. Then one day, something happened. Call it mid-life crisis..call it finally standing up for myself. I started changing. *I started skydiving (they got SO tired of hearing my skydiving stories). *I lost almost 70 lbs. (It was like I was a whole new woman) *I started doing things I wanted to do for a change. *I developed my now current happy, bouncy/pouncy attitude towards life. Still...I was being the good little girl for the most part. Taking an entire day off to take to run errands for my mom (she doesn't drive). You know...take her to see my dad in the nursing home, the grocery store, doctor visits. I URGED her to learn to drive, to get on the senior bus route, to get some friends. Something so that she wouldn't be so dependent on me any more. Most of my kids were driving or doing their own thing, just the same. "Mom, who?" But I still cleaned house, cooked, and was the chief errand runner. In late 2004/early 2005, my world totally fell apart. My marriage crumbled. My income had dropped drastically. I lost an opportunity to be on a world record. I gained all that lost weight back. Having totally lost my direction, I was now fat again, my job sucked big time, I couldn't afford to jump any more nor travel to do CRW, and had no homelife security. I cried almost every day from unhappiness. In June, I came to Texas for three weeks and had the time of my life. The "family" didn't even hardly miss me. And God, I just loved it here! I got back to Georgia and things were no better. PLUS I now had a garnishment on my practically non-existent paycheck. I made a supreme decision. I quit my job, packed up my shit, made arrangements for my kids (they refused to come with me) and I moved to Texas. Now, when I call my children and my mom, all they can do is give me grief that I moved to Texas. My sister, who lives in Florida, won't even return an e-mail any more, because she's mad I moved too. I cry sometimes because of these snubs. How can they be so cruel and ugly acting? So yes, [B]NOW I guess I am the black sheep of the family. But no matter what they think, I'm happier now....and isn't being happy what life is supposed to be about? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I didn't recognize many of them either. Here's one I use a lot: Saying: She looks like she wuz rode hard and hung up wet! Translation: She hasn't aged very well, has she? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

WOW! HOW much is 20£ anyway? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Saying: The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving. Translation: Not overly-intelligent. Saying: Tighter than bark on a tree. Translation: Not very generous. Saying: Big hat, no cattle. Translation: All talk and no action. Saying: We've howdied but we ain't shook yet. Translation: We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced. Saying: He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow. Translation: He has a pretty high opinion of himself. Saying: As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. Translation: (self-explanatory). Saying: S/He's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth. Translation: Talks a lot. Saying: It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs. Translation: We really could use a little rain around here. Saying: Just because a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly. Translation: Appearances can be deceptive. Saying: This ain't my first rodeo. Translation: I've been around awhile. Saying: He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch. Translation: Not the most handsome of men. Saying: They ate supper before they said grace. Translation: Living in sin. Saying: As full of wind as a corn-eating horse. Translation: Rather prone to boasting. Saying: You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits. Translation: You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh trust me...I know exactly[/B] who she is and the whole relationship thing. How do you think I know her? Think I should share the wealth of knowledge that the four of us on this posting have? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

***Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Boinky makes notes: *Buy LARGE bottle of Patron before Mike gets home on Sunday!* Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

She seldom posts...but is a sweetheart just the same. How about joining me and wishing her a happy birthday? HAPPY B[RED]I[BLUE]R[RED]T[BLUE]H[RED]D[BLUE]A[RED]Y[BLUE], [RED]M[BLUE]A[RED]R[BLUE]![RED]![BLUE]![/BLUE] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I've never had any complaints about my kisses. With that being said...I think how you kiss depends A LOT on who you are kissing. If there is a chemistry between the two of you, the kisses just seem to be better. Maybe you're trying harder to impress them...or it's just easier to do well because you like them. I dunno'. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Post 'em here. I'll start: *What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? *Two's company. Three's an orgy. *The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick. *It is better to be pissed off than pissed on. *Texans are living proof that Indians screwed buffaloes. * Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

*groan* Oh THAT was awful, Jay!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

MEXICAN BUNGEE JUMPING Zeke and Zeb decided to build a Bungee Jumping tower in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to see if it would make them some money. After they got it set up, they noticed that the crowds gathered around, but nobody was buying tickets. Zeke said to Zeb, "Maybe you should demonstrate it to them so they get the idea." After Zeb was strapped on he jumped and fell almost to the ground before springing back. As he came up Zeke noticed that his clothes were torn and wondered what happened. Zeb went down again and this time when he sprang back up Zeke noticed that he was bleeding. Zeke thought, "WOW! What is going on here?!?" Zeb went down a third time and this time when he sprang back, Zeke noticed he had blood, contusions and cuts all over his body. Zeke pulled Zeb in and said "Zeb, what happened?" Zeb, barely conscious, groaned, "I don't know, but what's a piñata?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

There's a song by Billy Currington, "Must Be Doin' Somethin' Right." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I have a somewhat similar story. I got a new bike that had those "new fangled" hand brakes. I had been using just one brake to stop. My brother decided to be "kind" and tell me that I was supposed to use BOTH brakes. So, I'm flying down a hill and remember his suggestion. I use both brakes at the edge of a curb. The bike stops...I don't. I fly over the handlebars into the blackberry briars. I ride home with blackberry "acupuncture" and my brother is sitting there laughing his ass off! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

* The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." * No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. * "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". * Almonds are members of the peach family. * Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. * Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. * There are only four words in the English language which end in"-dous" tremendous,horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. * Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A." * A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. * An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. * Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. * In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. * Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. * The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life". * A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. * It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. * The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. * John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. * The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

PLEASE tell me you didn't just say that! Slow day at the office today, Jay? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

"Groan!" Good one! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Those were wonderful!!! Good job! Or is that bad job? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[RED]OMG!!![/RED] [BLUE]ROFLMAO!!!![/BLUE][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance