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AHHHH, miss Tequilagirl after a few beers...what a splendid sight indeed! (and you dirty mofos get your minds out of the gutter!! I didn't mean THAT way) she is just hysterically funny and reminds me of myself in that state so many times before...hehe (plus she's touchy-feely, which is ALL GOOD) teehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rubber band shooting is not an approved behavior for dropzone employees, or else I would shoot them at her nipples. ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cheers, Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Just making sure, since it took me a couple of days to get back to you. Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Ya, the more I think about it, the more I realize that I need to just call them and point out their mistake, 'cause that is what it has to be. All along, I have known inside that I should just call 'em and be honest, but part of me was hoping... hehe! here is a true story for you: I used to live in Kissimmee, Florida (by Disney World). I used a bank called Amsouth there, and I had a savings account with about $3000 in it. I checked the balance late one night at the ATM, and it said I had the normal amount, plus $20,000!!!!! WTF?!?!?! I couldn't believe it so I kept chekcing it everyday. I didn't dare touch it, because its totally obvious that was an accounting error. I was just bemused, wondering how long it would take them to notice it! Took 30 days. The next billing cycle, it was gone, and I went to the branch manager and told him I personally thought it was kind of funny, although I am sure THEY didn't and they person who was missing the money probably didn't either. They just kind of laughed and life went on. LOL These things happen more often than we think they do, I'll bet. I mean, twice in seven years for me? Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Kel, did you get my email? Just checkin', its re: your money. Sis Can you Trip like I do?

K, check this out. For 2 months I've been getting the gas bills to my old house in Amarillo, where I lived before I moved down here to Dallas. Suddenly, there appeared a $3000 PLUS credit on the bill, and I don't know where it came from. The house was for sale, and it sold about three weeks ago. I called the gas co. to have the service taken out of my name, and they said nothing. I got my final bill a couple of days ago, which still says I owe nothing but have a like $3300 credit. No check in the mail yet. So I am over here wondering what to do. I am a pretty honest person (I say "pretty" because I am human and sometimes I falter, DUH) so I don't want to try and get the money then get in trouble. But I thought maybe it had something to do with selling the house or something?!?! Weird, 'eh. Most likely a mistake on their part. I am going to call them and see what's up...in the mean time, we can wonder. Sis Can you Trip like I do?

That's no shit!!! I really want to visit the dz's there but you can count on the fact that I won't ever be moving there!! sorry cali guys and gals...no offense to you- if you can handle it there, more power to ya!! Its kind of like Texas, I guess. You either like it or you don't! Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Like how? Usually for him that means getting everyone trashed!! hehe I can do that on my own. LOL But it will be good to see him again, that bastard!! (he never comes up to see us!) Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Dude that sucks. If I didn't have to work all day tomorrow I would drive down today. If I had been planning properly I could have left yesterday and been there today as well. SIGH maybe next time. I will be at Spaceland May 4-5, though...anyone want to zip over there and have some dz.com fun? Phree won't be there but oh well, the rest of us can have a hooting good time. PS Slappie I found a pic of you and Bubbles the other day from when you were up here the weekend my life changed forever. (teehee!! not sure if that's a good change, but so far I guess) anyway considering posting it what do you think? Perry took the photo so I had to bring it home, he is always saying he remembers you but not what you look like so I gotta have pics of my dz.com buddies to say hey remember them? Sis Can you Trip like I do?

ah well sex is just part of life, and you can't have all of it at once, all the time. sometimes things are great and sometimes they're not but i suppose when everything else is in place i can live without that one thing for awhile. (positive thinking here!!) i must say that hopefully in a month or two there will be less boobie to flap, since i'm losing weight. YEA!!!!!! i hate to lose some boob, but that's a price you gotta pay to lose some booty too... Sis Can you Trip like I do?

mine was bounceproofed the first day i owned it. thanks EFS!! Sis Can you Trip like I do?

no kidding! afrikaans or pig latin, either way, its all gibberish to me! you know, i never sunbathe topless, i always wear at least a bikini top, because my nipples are just toooooo sensitive to risk being damaged by the sun! teeheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! poor mel. blue ones, Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Hey Everybody! I just want to update everyone on the plans for Fusionfest (formerly Freaks Flock Together Boogie)! This is our big multi-discipline event! We'll have organizers for everything from Small RW and Freefly, to RW and Freefly Big Ways. We'll even put together some cool Hybrid stuff. This was one of our biggest, most fun events last year, so mark it on your calendar and plan to be here April 26-28. Great Party! Great Skydives! Who could ask for more? Registration's only $30, and here's just a partial list of what's happening... (in no particular order) - Catered dinner Saturday night - restaurant TBA - 3 good kegs of beer - 1 Fri night, 2 Sat night - Live bands Friday and Sat night (these guys ROCK!!!! - 2 totally different styles of music) - Rave style party Sun night - Games & entertainment - Formation skydives - Tracking dives - Chris Fiala for freefly organizing - Three round swoop meet - 8:15AM takeoff Sat AM, late sunset takeoff Sat evening, 8:30AM takeoff Sunday AM - distance - average of 3 rounds wins. - Hybrid dives - birdman jumps/suit rental/organizing - "high performance" high pull dives - "coach" canopy dives from 13K - learn about and play with your canopy - Hot Air Balloon Jumps We promise lots of good vibes, good skydives, and good friends . . . Plus we have very friendly organizers, so even if you don't know anybody here, we're sure you'll have plenty of fun. COME PLAY!!! Here's just a partial list of door prizes: Vector - 40% Javelin - setting up demo tent + discounts Icarus - 35% off Mirage - TBA PD - 35% off DaKine Rags- TBA Alti2 - setting up tent + discounts BigAirSportz - setting up tent + discounts FliteSuit - 2 50% off discounts Leading Edge Base - TBA Storrie Parachute Works - TBA Mariann Kramer- 5 free coach jumps Rick Duran- 5 free coach jumps Zero Gravity - 2 Thrillseeker Passes (You can ride all the rides there) __________________________ I posted this as a favor for the dz and for Mariann Kramer. If you have any questions please call the dz or email me and I'll find out. Blue Ones! Sis Can you Trip like I do?

thanks ya'll! paul i know photos of boobies in freefall look better if you're back flying but see, i am not going to have ANY photos so it doesn't matter!! hehe Sis Can you Trip like I do?

well yesterday was sis's birthday....she worked seven hours and didn't get laid, nor did she get to jump. but...she did get drunk and have a great evening after all. so what do you think? birthday blues? i was actually going to do a naked dive but didn't even get to jump TODAY! the jumping is always good while i am working and when i am off its either raining or cloudy or something. but i am off work tomorrow and the weather forecast is great. so it looks like somebody's boobies are gonna be flapping in the terminal velocity wind!! hehehe ciao, Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Well, I am not claiming to be any sort of expert in sales, business or dropzone management. I do work in ticket sales/manifest however, and I will put in my two cents. At my dz, we charge a $50 non-refundable deposit on tandems and AFF FJC students. To cancel or change the reservation you must call at least 3 days in advance. Without getting into a long drawn out explanation of why, and the pros and cons of it, I believe the system works pretty well. I explain it to people clearly on the phone, and very politely. I also personally believe our dropzone has superior aircraft and superior instructors. This can be verified by simply comparing said things with our competition. One thing we do not do, however, is bad mouth our competition. We emphasize our good points, and if people really have any doubts, I always invite them to come out to the dz and see for themselves. Everyone is welcome at our dz regardless. I guess my point is that I think we have fairly progressive business practices, without being cut-throat or negative about it. We are being more aggressive with advertising and spending alittle more money that way, but I think its paying off. What we will NOT do is resort to underhanded business techniques or unethical practices. In any business, that's not good, but in skydiving, its very bad karma. :) You gotta remember that skydiving is a relatively small community!! Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Thanks for the hug, Sunshine!!

He's not stopping in Dallas, Tequilagirl...he likes the southern half of the state better hehe Have fun Eric! Be safe in the skies and get drunk with the Texans! There's nothing better!! Sis Can you Trip like I do?

That's cool... any other uplifting things can be sent to my email address! I need all the help I can get these days. Sis Can you Trip like I do?

I don't have to shag anyone...and even if I did it wouldn't matter. I don't think I really count as anyone's girl anymore, if I ever did. Maybe I was just lying to myself. I need to jump, this is only Tuesday and already the week is just dragging by... Sis Can you Trip like I do?

hehehehe When I was at Quincy last year, a couple were showering in the women's bathroom while I was in there too. They invited me to couch freaks and mentioned something about the showers but I didn't realize they were serious!! hehe No wonder they invited me into their stall! :)

Yo fellow dz.commers, I need your input. I can't go to the WFFC this year (GRRRRRR) and my opportunities for time off are limited. I have to be pretty choosy. I was going to Nationals (I know that's not a boogie but I was going to support a team, and see SDC) but now I am not sure I am going. So, I still want to go somewhere cool this year, and I was thinking...Lost Prairie? Couch Freaks? What are your suggestions? Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Also, please note that the AFFCC is separate from the SDU Coaches Course. These are two totally different animals!! hehe

Thank You Lisa. She is correct. For those of you who jump to conclusions, take a look at what $400 is getting you versus $35. We are talking SDU and it WORKS. Yes, I am a freeflyer but I totally think SDU works because I have seen it. Then you are not only a USPA Coach but a SDU coach and you can make that money up pronto. Blues, Sis Can you Trip like I do?

Hey everybody! This is a quick Skydive Dallas update! SKYDIVE UNIVERSITY COACHES COURSE It's not too late to sign up for the Skydive University Coaches Certification Course. Just give us a call. The cost is $400 and this rating also qualifies as a USPA Coaches Rating. (The SDU Rating actually requires an even higher level of both demonstrated teaching skills and flying skills.) Check out (www.skydiveu.com) for more info about the SDU coaches course. AFF CERTIFICATION COURSE We'll be holding an AFF Certification Course on June 8th through 16th. Rick Horn will be the course director. If you're interested in attending, you need to register for the course through USPA, (703) 836-3495 ext. 315. As it stands right now, we anticipate having openings for part-time AFF instructors this season, so this might be a chance to offset your skydiving expenses. Blue Skies! Joe Rekart, General Manager ********************************************************************* Side Note From Freaksis: If you've got any questions, please call the dz at (903) 364-5103. Don't forget that the Fusion Fest Boogie is coming up (HYBRID dives!!!

Update your calendars we are doing it again! SkyFest 2002 will be held on July 19-21st at Skydive Dallas! SkyFest is an annual event benefiting the Jerry Schrimsher Skydiving Scholarship Foundation. Thanks to your overwhelming support for last year’s SkyFest 2001, we were able to raise enough money for several students to participate in a Skydive Coaching program such as SDU. The winners of last year’s scholarship will be announced soon. In addition to all of the "Specialty Skydives” and numerous prizes we have to raffle, the following will be added to SkyFest 2002: * A SkyVan will now be added to the jump fleet for SkyFest on an annual basis thanks to our own Lee and Carol Schlichtemeier, as well as Pat Patton and Larry Hill of Skydive Arizona! * Woman’s Texas State Record Attempts. * Head Down Texas State Record (possible World Record) Attempts. This will introduce the TeXXas 20-Way Head Down Patch. Come get yours! For those of you who were not able to attend last year’s SkyFest, ask someone who did. You Don’t Want to Miss Out!! More surprises and details to follow!!!! Thanks, The Schrimsher Family and Skydive Dallas For questions, contact: Stan Schrimsher sas@direcway.com 214.435.6555 OR J Schrimsher schrimsherj@hotmail.com 214.232.1357 ******************************************************************** Look forward to seeing you then! See the attached picture for a pretty photo of last year's TeXXas 20-way Women's participants!! We are looking for sponsors for this year's pink hats - if you have any ideas please email me!!! Also, keep your fingers crossed, I think we have hot air balloons coming too!