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  1. futuredivot
    I still stand by my position that if all you can show is a fat lip-you were not abused by three pissed off SEALs. I hate that the fucker slipped in his cell and wish him a speedy recovery and summery execution. If you see it differently, get on your knees and thank God that we live in a culture that feels obligated to care for the stupid. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Thanks-I'm calling around now Backstory My nephew and his new bride are coming over tomorrow evening to see the Christmas car (A few miles from here someone has a broken down car in the front yard that they put lights on, even chaser lights around the wheels) Nephew and I decided that our wives should get the full redneck holiday experience so we're going to take them to dinner at Waffle House afterwards) We need a couple of mullet wigs to finish their complete public humiliation You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    a mullet wig-I could really use one for tomorrow You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    It is the newest rage You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    I tell the little woman to get her butt in gear-company's coming. THAT's how it's done. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Quit yer bitchin-you finally got the taste out of your mouth You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Dude-it was '83 or '84, who remembers. But if I just play the odds I'd say she probably caught me doing something she didn't approve up (smoking, drinking, her sister) and dropped me like a hot rock. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    The sound of you breaking a hip, gramps? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Just call it redistribution of foodstuffs and put a bureaucrat in charge You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    about me-or guys in general. Just scrolling through some facebook pics and saw one of a girl and thought -Wow, she's sharp for an older chick. Checked the caption and it was a girl I dated in high school.....a year younger than me. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    It IS Alabama after all You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. futuredivot
    Psst! Twardo! Set your screen to a larger font. The question is about a Bareboat not a Brokeback license. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Ok, just one ball-but it's a big one. This has to be tricky flying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afI58PRmTJ0#t=0m38s You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Even in the season of St. Nick I don't think you'll get anyone to believe you with a woman. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    You can turn your dishwasher into a snow blower Just give her a shovel You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. futuredivot
    Did you know all of this about fleas before you let RastaRican into your home? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. futuredivot
    I had more than one girl tell me that there was no way on God's green earth that they'd go out with me-does that count? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. futuredivot
    Or pay for quality meat-you guys don't want to be around when I cook a pig-I kill it the way it prepares best. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    My problem is that we watch movies as an afterthought, and then rarely. A monthly service would be a waste. I want a place that I can stop by at the last second and grab a movie-but I only want to do that a few times a year. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    OK kiddies-raise your hand if you've actually slaughtered an animal. Remain silent if you've had your information thrown at you from biased sources using the worst possible examples. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Cool-more meat for those of us at the top of the food chain. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Where did you get the idea that Big Macs came from COWS? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    I have to agree. Personally, I have carried a firearm more than a thousand times and only carried a chainsaw a couple of hundred (guesstimates). I have no bullet wounds but I have had a scar on my knee for the past 20 years from a chainsaw-I now refer to that as my Amazon hicky You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    I'm not finding it very Christmas spirity myself-hope that doesn't crush the cuddly kitties of your heart You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Yet say so little. You are only as strong as the prey you devour