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  1. But, by several degrees, less aggravating than your avatar. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. Wow, multiple dates! Sounds like the new wardrobe is paying off. I heard they were just friends----No chemistry You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. As opposed to old, ugly, grumpy, and evidently immortal with a fishy expression? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. Yeah, if she starts looking more like me I'll have to start sending checks You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. I can give you a special Protien Gargle It's time for Dr. Divot's Magic Root Oil You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. BAM You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. wasn't there an ebay listing a while back that included a headstone for it? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. you'd get more attention if you did You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. you didn't happen to be at "A Little Off The Top" did you? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. In your case you'd more likely get blame instead of credit You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. Is the first lemming off the cliff really a leader? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. You're a lesbian? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. maybe she took that phrase "flopping around like a chicken with it's head cut" off too seriously-she was going for that extra "oomph". Just remembered a gal I dated once. When she came it was like she was having a seizure. Scared the hell out of me the first time we had sex and would actually cause her muscle pain. I finally had to hook her up with Turtle so it wouldn't be an issue. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. You may not remember because you'd been drinking, but Billy and I met while spit-roasting you at The Farm. Sharing that high-five over your back was where the friendship started. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. Jimmy, do they even make viagra strong enough for you to find out if someone swallows or not? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. Get a fedora. According to my fashion mentor, Rastarican, fedoras always impress. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. I was talking cars with a friend of mine and the phrases came up. I have not and never would scald a dog, and as far as the other-I may have gotten pretty close when I was still single and drinking pretty heavy but it was all consensual You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. A scalded dog or a raped ape? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  19. When my wife and I were dating there were several such questions that came up. My answer was always, "Think about it until tomorrow. If you really want to know, ask then and I'll tell you-but be certain you want the answer." She never re-asked a question. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. looking for a tip You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. There is no way we can watch those home movies you and Ralffers made You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. futuredivot

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    Warning-the update subscription is unit specific. When I broke mine and bought a new one I couldn't transfer the new one. I could send mine back in adn get it repaired for next to nothing but I was in Nowhere, AL and just bought a replacement to finish the week with. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. Either she has, or she will. It was a preemptive observation based on many years of seeing it happen. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. It'd be rental-I had to google netflix to see how it works. Sort of embarrassing You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  25. Checked out Pirate Radio-that would be a good one but it's still in theaters. Anything along those lines to rent? You've been the best source so far You are only as strong as the prey you devour