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  1. futuredivot
    At least I find it funny My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'." You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Morse demonstrated the first telegraph system. An important early step in our technological progression to internet porn. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Should I post a picture of an apple and an orange or do you get the concept? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. futuredivot
    Bow wow wow yippee ayee yipppee ohhhh You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Worst error number one. Paying too much attention to the international community's opinions and media and not totally annihilating the enemy. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Send him to Whiteland, Indiana. Have him swing by the pound on the way. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    I thought that lawyers could only strike a certain number of jurors. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Smart girl.

    futuredivot replied to The_Don's topic in The Bonfire

    Just buy her the big jar of JIF, she'll be too busy to reproduce You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Just in reply to the subject line.... Nos AS often or AS dumb You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Way behind the curve-are you going to try to pretend you've been too busy to follow every post of this thread? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Well, I shot the sherif but I didn't shoot no damned deputy Are you still making that self defense claim? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Mommy mommy they're being mean to me. Attack and when confronted run to an authority figure to bail your ass out---how liberal of you. I'm just waiting on you to plat the race card. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    If I were at the Farm-I'd probably see if I could make a pass over a nearby airport. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. futuredivot
    Kind of presumptuous. How do you know that the question isn't how many children in an agent worth? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    So you go to an entirely different thread than you previously referenced to cherry pick an example? I'd dislocate something if I tried to stretch that far. Back to the original subject. I can't listen to Mr. Limbaugh personally but I wish him a full recovery and I'm really glad that he's not reaching in to my pocket to fund his care. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Please do reflect-I saw the majority of the posts that were actually about his death disagreeing with the Senator on a variety of issues but wishing him rest. As opposed to the "hope the fucker dies" tone of Lucky's post. There were, of course, a couple of exceptions but that will always be the case. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    To start making a list for next Christmas..or maybe the one after that? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. futuredivot
    Are you able to ground launch using your air of superiority? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    He's such a whiny little bitch, though. He called me last night crying about me giving him some virus. Everyone knows chlamydia is bacterial. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Read, listen, learn. Note that Speak doesn't show up on the list. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Wish you coulda been there, then. The actual line was "We've had fun but I don't want to be seen with a fat chick" You'd have to know me to know how hilarious that was. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    If I like you-you get cash or I'll take you to dinner. If I don't like you, you don't get crap. If you're on an odd rung on my social ladder, I get Spence's wife to pick something out. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Anything that starts with "Steelers Win" might be a problem You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Effective! Results trump tact. I think little screwdrivers are pretty much a waste of time also--unless you're repairing eye glasses or installing thermostats So there You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    The stuff hasn't shown up yet-we truck in daylight out here in the sticks, it'll get here about 2 days after you think it should have. Gonna be home Feb.? I may be that way for the HeliExpo. You are only as strong as the prey you devour