DavidB

Members
  • Content

    1,055
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by DavidB

  1. Isn't that how it usually works? Sounds like it sucks to be you... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  2. I thought Scottie was hotter, but then again she is a welder... I don't specifically have a favorite myth, but some of my favorite moments are: Dynamite cement removal (they blowed up that truk real good, yuk yuk yuk...). Plane on a conveyor (who else would do that full size just to stop the idiocy & faulty mental masturbation). Mentos & diet Coke (messy food fun and science, does it get any better). The only issue I've ever had that they didn't go back & address again was trying to replicate the scene from the movie AMERICAN GRAFFITI where the cop car's rear axle is cabled to a post. The movie car is a 1961 Ford. The car they attempted to replicate the stunt with was approximately a 2001 Ford. Each car's rear suspension system is different & unique, therefore their results are invalid. If they'd at least used a car with a leaf-spring rear like the original, then I could have accepted their results. Trying to yank the rear out of a car with a trailing-arm coil spring rear isn't the same as trying to yank the rear out hung on leaf springs. BTW, they almost got that right when they did "drive shaft pole-vault." When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  3. "He was a quiet man..." Yea! Aren't they all!?! Not shy, just don't like big crowds, even though I've been in the spotlight in front of 10,000+. I like to watch. Usually I'm found at the perimeter of a ruckus, not near the center. Usually... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  4. Yep. Only downer to living "in the country" is the invasion of fags on un & under-muffled penis extensions all weekend, every weekend it's not raining. I'm surprised the local police haven't been rubber-stamping noise violation citations by the thousands, considering how they're constantly crying about money woes. I mean, if you've got an extra $30K-$50K to spend on a weekend noise maker you surely have an extra few hundred for the weekly noise violations. Note: I have nothing against motorcycles. It's those that feel their machine needs to be heard by EVERYONE in a half-mile radius that need to be "reminded" that they are subject to all the same laws everyone else is. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  5. How's it feel to fly a relic? I get buzzed by 135's, 10's, C17's, & C5's @ McGuire. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  6. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  7. I just sent that to my GF & she said she's going to put a tear in my throat & a lump in my eye. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  8. Only my opinion but, I don't think it's a very efficient method of imparting movement. Too much weight, too much friction, & too difficult getting power to the tubes. Too inefficient compared to a track, plus you can't use it on hard surfaces. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  9. Someone planning a night lingerie load?
  10. I, for one, am amazed you have such a compliant kitty. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  11. The Bro-seidon Adventure. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6yMj0JGLWs When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  13. Got a tape deck in it? That's it! Yeah, I like to play a lot of CCR; Anything but the f*ckin' Eagles, man. NOT the fuckin' EAGLES! No stairway! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  14. 6,300 guests + 2,100 staff = TOO FREAKIN' MANY PEOPLE! NO WAY! NO HOW! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  15. Sad part is, at some point they both thought this was a good idea! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  16. '04 Chevy Colorado LT Z-85 4WD extended cab. '68 Dodge Dart 2-dr sedan (not stock). When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  17. It's the kitty equivalent to thumb-sucking. Should end on it's own well before kitten is 1 year old. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  18. Had to be the 80's. Could only be the 80's. Nope, don't remember it as I was probably hanging at the DZ or the drag strip. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  19. More like: Right place, wrong time. Sorry you're burning leave days in a snow storm! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  20. There are concrete degrease products available at the hardware store. You squirt it on the spot, rub it in, let it sit a few minutes, then hose it off. After several cycles, it'll be gone. I do this with oil drips when I get a bit sloppy on my oil changes. Before you do ANY of that, stop at the nearest auto parts store & get an aerosol can of "BRAKE CLEANER." Spray it on the spots, give the area a rub with a rag & let it evaporate. You'd be surprised what this stuff will clean! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  21. The seventh son. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  22. Ponch has spoken... After all, who should we believe? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  23. DavidB

    Ares 1 test

    Da-a-a-a-a-a-amn...! Yes, I was wondering if that was Gross or Net numbers. Thanx, John. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  24. DavidB

    Ares 1 test

    Is the fuel part of that 200 tons? Even so, that's a pretty impressive increase over the Saturn V! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  25. 52...but it's not the years...it's the MILES! in your old age you forgot a 0...520 must be because all that time I spent back at 420! So this is the 10'th anniversary of of 420, eh Jack Benny? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.