ZeG
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I´m willing to sacrifice myself for any female in need in the Miami area Age doesn´t matter
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Turtle Shell666 DangerRoo Efs4ever Gavi_omen ZeG my date jumped off
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I think he was thinking more along training the guy on the leash
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Nah it´s only bad german
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Do you also want to land on the ship?
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I am more interested in HOW he "found" it
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NUTCRACKER SUITE??
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You are right... if you don´t adjust the harness properly.... no further need for birthcontrol
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Have to do Hop´n´Pop soon and I do admit I am a bit worried... If I screw it up and use like 5 seconds to get stable and the main opens slow.. so another 4 or so. That gets me down to what? 1500?1000?
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Public Toilets and Ass Gaskets -- Do you use them?
ZeG replied to ZigZagMarquis's topic in The Bonfire
Have you ever seen those covers that you push the button on and they spin around so you have a fresh seat cover when you sit? A bunch of us decided that they serve no real purpose other than to be a treadmill for the crabs. We just picture those little buggers running like crazy and getting a workout every time the button his hit -
Most important: Visit her everyday! I made that mistake on my grandpa who I really liked, he was after cancer surgery in the clinic and on a friday morning I THOUGHT about visiting him in the morning, but went to work and planned to visit him after. Well he died around noon and I hadn´t visited him for a week before that... That´s something I never really forgave myself. So go there EVERY day, you never know how long you will have her!!
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Arno Yeah it does resemble me. Apart from the being married part
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Cop: I was going to give you a warning until I saw the sticker, NOW you're getting shafted! Bend over Boy
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I thought they only work over short distances. With dust and over 50ft? Hm.. I am not an expert on that, but I would doubt it.
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LOL , yeah if that is real. the guy is soooooo screwed
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LOL, if you type Kharma in the search field on de.wikipedia.org you get as the second search result "Palestinian Airlines"... Karma i ask?
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I wonder if he is familiar with the Blue Oyster Bar
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I guess the big question would be is she in a vertical or horizontal position where her big braless boobies are touching the floor.
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Lol that´s the best, even better then the Cindy Crawford advice
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Oh even better, I remembered this one: www.leica-geosystems.com. I used one of their electro optic systems for surveying once. They also offer infrared systems. Try calling them or send them an email.
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Hmm...let me see: Blonde - check! Boobs - doublecheck! Ok look in your inbox
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Does it need to be a company in the US?
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If he would be blonde and had boobs maybe more people would PM him
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Naaaahhh more like Kevin James (King of Queens)
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I am at work... so yes, in a certain way I am asleep hehe