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  1. Sodium Shmodium...I put salt on EVERYTHING. I think most of my body is water retained from all the salt I eat I take all my vitamins like a good girl...other than that, I dont' pay much attention to calories, fat grams, sodium, etc. As long as I love what I see when I look in the mirror, then no worries Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. I think it'll cost me all of a wink and come-hither stare Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  3. Hunny, I ALWAYS get what I want and I NEVER have to pay for it Besides, any costs will be paid for by Skymama...I'm soliciting her services to get some freebies since she is the QUEEN Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. Yea, despite not eating most meat, I don't eat enough veggie's either so I've added a big glass of V8 to my daily regime. Mostly I eat a lot of bagels, coffee, OJ, Moutain Dew, salmon, sushi, chicken, macaronni and cheese, cheese slices, cheese dip on crackers, anything cheesy, ice cream, peas and green beans and recently I've had a cereal fetish. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. Added you to the list, pds. And by the way, I'M SO SERIOUS...ya'll better get together and decide what day you can make it down to FL. After all, it IS my unofficial bachelorette party so you have to come to me! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. Ugh! I NEED my carbs. I eat two blueberry bagels for breakfast EVERY MORNING w/ my grande iced caramel macchiato from Starbucks. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. We'll save that for the champagne room, Muenkel. I want a full out SAUSAGE STRIP FEST going on for me and the ladies! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. OK, so far we have: Male dancers: Muenkel Keith pds freeflyz skyboyblue happythoughts Female Attendees: PLFXpert (the unofficial bachelorette) Skymama jessd Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  9. Oooooo, great idea. Let's set a date for all volunteers to come to FL. and dance for me! All ladies are invited to the show. It will be my all-the-bachelorette-parties-I-never-got-to-go-to-while-BZ-got-to-have-naked-girls-do -a-lap-dance-for-him party! Let's a get a list of volunteers going (male stripper/dancers) and ladies we'll get a list of attendees going, too Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. Since BZ and I have been together, 4 of his friends have gotten married and he's been to all 4 bachelor parties and another one coming up. That part I don't mind. What's terribly wrong is NONE of the women had bachlorette parties....BZ is having all the fun for the sake of "being there for his buddies" and I haven't gotten jack squat! Come on ladies, I want to see some ass, too, for the sake of "being there for my bride-to-be friends". Bring on the Chip 'n Dales! I want my bachlorette invitations, damnit! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. Who said anything about desperation? I was just thinking about getting you a boy-toy to play with for Martin Luther King Jr. Day (since X-mas is over). Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. Have fun! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. Really? Cool, learn something new everyday. I don't really like donuts...EEK! I do like a Boston Creme every now and then or a glazed but I'm not stoked on cakey crap Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. PLFXpert

    The 80's

    Party Hardy, Rock 'n Roll Drink a Beer Smoke a boll Life is good, Sex is great We're the class of '98 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. He he he...it really is a restaurant called "Dick's Wings". The girls wear shirts that say, "I work for Dick" I think I'm going to open a wing-house called "Cocks" with a rooster as my mascot and have a bunch of men work for me wearing tight red shorts. Hooters and Dick's need new competition! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. As funny as I know it is...I'm so serious. I mean how the hell can you finish a dozen wings doing it that other way? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. How do you guys get donuts from long johns? Am I missing something? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. That I'll give you! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  19. My work ordered Dick's Wings for lunch. I'm laughing as I watch all the women politely pick at the damn things with their fingers and gently place in mouth. To all the women who don't know how to eat a wing, here's how you do it: Pick wing up with one hand, hold Blue Cheese dip with other. Plunge wing into dip really good. Shove whole wing in mouth, bite the end and suck meat off. Pull out clean bone. DONE! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. Under my jumpsuit in the winter, I always just wear cotten tights and a fitted long-sleeve shirt. BZ wears thermal undies....HA HA HA...I hate them, but whatever works! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. Although it seems OBVIOUS to you and me, it really isn't to some guys unless it's a clear cut NO. I'm not excusing the guy's judgement, b/c like you said, he could have asked for clarification as to what she meant. Like Wildblue said, some girls (NOT ME!) say things b/c they want to be swayed either way, comforted or whatever. It's not always clear what a girl means sometimes, like when guys ask what's wrong and a girl says, "nothing", and there IS something wrong. Not to mention, I'd rather be thought of as a rude/whore or whatever than do something I didnt' want to do. Worrying about what the guy will think of her is the LEAST of her problems. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. BZ and I never "dated". We were "together" from the first day we met, I think. I felt like we had been friends for years. I didn't even have a problem picking my sky-booger in front of him that first day But I'm like that anyways...my friends always say what they like most about me is I just don't give a shit about the prim and proper crap I may dress like a lady, I may look like a lady, but I assure you I don't act like one sometimes! Ha ha ha! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. PLFXpert

    The 80's

    I hope you weren't referring to me, b/c I wasn't even IN nursery school yet that year I do, however, remember asking you what a whipper-snapper was Don't worry, I tease BZ all the time when he reminisses about being doped up at some concert back in high school and I say, "Oh, yea. Yea, I was on the playground that day, playing 'Mother May I?'" Ha ha ha! Mama, I always tell you, it always boggles me when I think about age. I really think of you and BZ as being like, two years older. Age is just a # I think, b/c in years, I'm 22, but in everything else, I feel 32. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  24. Exactly, and maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think if you can mumble out the entire sentence, "I have to go home," then you can say a simple "NO". As we all know, men DO NOT pick up on hints. They HAVE to be told straight up. I agree w/ you that the man should have asked for clarification, like, "what do you mean you ahve to go home." but I can't see where it's clear cut in this case. MANY men would not take that phrase as a no. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  25. Exactly, which is unfortunate, b/c everyone, men and women, should AT LEAST be able to agree that no matter when it's said or what led up to it, or whatever, no means no, period. Even if the situation could have been handled better. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.