PLFXpert

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  1. Loopy Bubbletush Great Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. Whew! Is it hot in here or is it just me? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  3. HA HA HA....well, I COULD start a new thread about Wingnut Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. Wooo-hooo! Adding weid14 to my stripper list and Val to my list of attendees. I'm not kidding boys! This is happening! OK, so far we have: Male dancers: Muenkel Keith pds freeflyz skyboyblue happythoughts weid14 steve1 Female Attendees: PLFXpert (the unofficial bachelorette) Skymama jessd Vallerina JumpNFly Tee Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. Yes and no. They questioned all the employees and only wanted to know our personal experiences with the said guy. I said I'd NEVER had any issues with him. I also said I was present for one of the issues the girl's were claiming and it didn't happen that way. But they claimed several other things and unfortunately it was three girls against one and I wasn't there full-time. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. PLFXpert

    The 80's

    Yowsa! I think you look HOT in that picture, pds! What happened? He he he...JUST KIDDING! Ahhhh, 1984....I was 4 years old, playing in the sandbox, sporting the side pony-tail, shirt tied on one side and doubled-up Gitanno socks. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    The 80's

    Don't listen to her, she's even MORE gorgeous now! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. Whoo hooo, ladyskydiver when we meet we're going for wings! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  9. He he he...I cut and pasted OUT the proof Only BZ gets to make those wings fly! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. Don't just fly it, FREEFLY it Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. See, I'm way too innocent for my own good! (I think I spelled the cartoon character squirrels...HA HA HA!) So are you volunteering weid? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. Hence my last direction: Pull out clean bone. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. OK, here it is...one of my tattoos. I could only take the picture of this one, 'cause the other is on my back and every time I tried to take it myself I took a picture of my ass instead This tattoo is just inside my lower left hipbone. For me, it represents skydiving, having both the sun/moon and a pair of wings. It's not as big as it appears in the picture Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. Ooooo, skyboyblue just volunteered himself to strip! (adding you to my list) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. HA HA HA HA HA! Almost as good as my idea Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    EW EW EW!!!

    HA HA HA HA! Actually, I get that, too....Sabre LOVES to bat at the plant leaves. I've had to move two plants outside and finally replaced them with bromiliads that he can't break. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. No, I go for the T & A I'm SHOCKED you go for the wings! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. He he he....well, I will DEFINITELY have a bachelorette party when it's my turn, but this is an unofficial bachelorette party b/c of all the bachelor parties BZ gets to go to for his soon-to-be-married friends. This will be his 5th one...his friends are dropping like flys out of the single world. Not one of their wives-to-be had a party, damnit and I'm FED UP! So Bill, can I add you to my list of male strippers? Wouldn't you like to give me some "happy thoughts" so I can fly to never never land? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  19. He he he...hunny, I assure you, I'm not the only one making jokes about trying to get under your covers Plus, you're my good friend and I embarrass all my friends. I wouldn't want you to feel left out Now, on with the list....come on boys and girls....I need more strippers/attendees. Wait what am I saying, just more strippers, please...more sasusage for me Organize a date, boys...BZ's next bachelor party he's going to is sometime next month. I need my ONE to his his FIVE! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. Nooooo, don't wannna...you can't make....no way I'm gonna....stop pushing....not going to Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. [Forest Gump voice] 'Cause you're my crazy girl, JENN-AY Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. Being lazy and not wanting to search around...will someone tell me what burning man is? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. Wooo-hooo! Added you To those just viewing, scroll up for list Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  24. I like Fat Boy's wings...they're bigger than Dick's BZ prefers Hooter's wings, but I think they're too cheap and dirty for me...they always skimp and give more bone than meat. By the way, I really was serious in my first post...it makes me laugh to see women eat wings...but since my thread was hijacked (and I knew it would be) I thought I'd add to the fun Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  25. Great! And, don't forget your g-string! (adding freeflyz to her list) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.