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Since no one else posted this, What did you get for Christmas?
PLFXpert replied to Feeblemind's topic in The Bonfire
Tanqueray, Grey Goose, Crown Royal, Southern Comfort & Baileys. My future mother-in-law knows me well Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. -
From your avatar (I guess that's what I figured out eveyone is calling the pics under their screen names) I would have said Selma Blair--who by the way I think is absolutely gorgeous! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Andrea...I've always thought you look exactly like this one celebrity (beautiful) but now, for the life of me, I can't think of her name or what show/movie I used to see her in. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I don't have a picture to upload But, it's funny, I've been told I look like just about every blonde celebrity in Hollywood---which there is never a resemblence except the hair. But, in the last year, I get Gwyenth Paltrow everywhere I go. I think she's beautiful--don't see too much of a resemblence, though, but I definitely love the comparison. It's gotten a little spooky, though, b/c it's become such a frequent thing. My hunny and I were even walking into a gas station the other day and a guy shouted at me from his car window that I look exactly like Gwyenth Paltrow--that's when you start to get the willies Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Just my tiny string undies. I hate restriction in bed Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I don't either, b/c I haven't read it before. Hilarious I love it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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It's a general-life attitude that's OK if it's you, but incredibily annoying when it's someone else and they're affecting you. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I missed that one, McDuck With all my attention focused amidst the ass-threads, I didn't have time for much else. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Definitely. I was referring more to the fact that we can somehow deal with the more important, yet still annoying/sad things, but it's the littlest things, like an itching eyeball, that can make you feel borderline manic-rage. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I LOVE animals, but have minor allergies to them. I still have two cats & a dog and the #s are growing. But, right now, my left eye itches so bad and I just want to take the ball out of the socket and scratch the hell out of it! I'm trying soooo hard not to scratch and make it worse/red/dry. It's funny to me how I can deal with death, war, murders, but the thing that just might make me crazy is my itching eyeball. I'm about to go insane. What's your most annoying thing? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I hate clowns I do really dislike clowns, but no hatred for anyone/thing I can think of. There have been people who have wronged me, and I was really hurt/upset/confused, but never bore a hatred for them. You just have to learn that some things, some people, you're just not going to understand and you can't change the past, but learn from it/grow from it. I "cut away" those people/things from my life. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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OK, if that last line is a sig line, it happens to be a really funny answer to your own question But, definitely agreed. The bootie is a DO NOT ENTER zone Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I put these people in my 5th level of Dante's inferno in high school. (An assignment we had to put different people in levels of hell. I didn't want to be mean, so I made mine more a crack at myself by stupid things that annoy me) You learn that some things just aren't so important when you have a boyfriend who constantly moves things just ever so slightly to the right or left and finds it HILARIOUS when I notice it, get up from a perfectly comfortable chair, and move them back. I can't get mad---b/c I realize how silly it really is. And, he TRULY is the only person who knows how to make me laugh at myself and finds it charming Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I'm a little ferclempt. Talk amongst yourselves The irony is this is the most I've participated in a thread in a while. Oh, as long as you don't count the butt-bleaching thread. Sick---you're just sick Bobbi Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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BillyZ be the only who--he is a sky-videographer, though---brings his work home---maybe I should check the footage Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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No, but you'll be happy to know I was given a special glow-in-the-dark beaded necklace at a skydiving party, which I later found out, wasn't a necklace at all. I wore it well, though, I think (Note: I'm not THAT naive, but just didn't occur to me what it was at the time, I suppose) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I seriously dont' know why I feel compelled to further make my point on the subject but: When I looked in the mirror, I had to spread the cheeks to see---I don't think my cheeks are spread so far doggy style that it's in any kind of obvious view The only thing I want near my bootie-hole is the tiny string of my string bikini
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Don't you mean, easy way IN? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Thank you, Thank you Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Or you could just date a girl who knows how to properly work the muscles in that region to make as tight as necessary Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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How you doin'? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I'm also a member of the "different foods can't touch on the plate and eat one at a time" club Ugghh--my grandpa used to have a big plate of slop by the time he was on his third bite and when I was little I used to ask him "Grandpa, isn't it ruined now?" And he'd always reply in his crackily voice, "What difference does it make? It's all going to the same place and coming back out again." Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Bobbi, Bobbi, Bobbi! I am shocked I thought you were a sweet, wholesome little apple!??? And now this? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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This just reminded me of another reason I'm not into bootie-play (unless it involves spanking, which I'm always for) Just this time last year, at the Super Bowl, my boy-toy and his cousin were discussing a girl in town his cousin used to "do" whenever he was in town. He made the comment, "Yea, that girl definitely likes to take it in the ass." I definitely do not want to be that girl in that discussion They definitely skipped this part in personal health class. I remember the banana, the condom, the assignment to inspect my own Virginia, there was even a live example of putting the condom on the banana with only your mouth. But, definitely, no butt-bleaching mentioned. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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MOS DEF! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.