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    Of course you can. I was being facetious. I think the difference is, there are many people who would look at your attachment of the oil painting as art and appreciate it as that, w/out feeling a strong need/desire to jack off. In the original attachement, however, I think more men (or women), if not the majority are more likely to have the urge to jack off, then see it as an artful depiction of something--B/c there really isn't anything being presented as art. It's the intent of the message--I dont' feel in the original post there was any other intent than the obvious in those photos. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    That was old news. For a new (and I think one of the best) shots of Scarlett, please see this week's issue of People: 100 Most Beutiful. She looks incredible. Also, you can find her in April's issue of Vanity Fair posing nude. You're welcome Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I suppose one could argue that porn can be an art. I will not, however. I tend to agree with GFD's masterbation determination Also I would add the "intent" of the photo would be a determining factor. I don't see anything other than "please fuck me" being advertised/depicted/presented here. Porn gets my vote
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    Oh, Krisanne, NOOOOOOOOOOOO I worship the crowned goddess in a green lifesaver. Oh, and I LOVE salmon--wild caught. Which is annoyingly hard to find. But, when it's in season, sockeye is THE BEST! Oh my gosh! Love it! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I was make a hidden reference to Matthew McCahnahay (sp?) also being hot---the posted man and him look simliar. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Yup, hot I like the rugged, looks like he could go surfing, hiking or play the bongos look Could clean up well, but still look deliciously unkept at home I am NOT however a Brad Pitt fan Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Talk to anyone who knows about cars and proper/best maintenance of them. I don't know much about them. I do as I'm told I can change a tire & change my oil (but have only done that once so I could get the keys to my first car from my Daddy as it was a pre-requirement) and drive the hell out of one A good friend of the family is a race-car driver, he was the first to tell me--not that, that makes him an expert, but he helps builds cars as well. Several car-people since have told me that. I've just always done it. None of my cars have EVER had any problems and I believe that's due to how I care for them--regular service, good oil, not mixing gas, and flooring it once in a while to fully open the gas valve to allow fuel to really circulate fully. Anywho....I'm just a silly girl trying to talk about how cars work Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Hello my loves!

    PLFXpert replied to alanab's topic in The Bonfire

    First, the title immediately got that annoying Ashely Simpson song in my head Second, that is the cutest picture! Third, welcome back! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Oooooooo, slow pumps make me . B/c I do NOT mix gas in my tank. I let it go allllllll the way empty, the fill it allllllllll the way up. Then, really put the medal to the metal on a fresh tank of gas to give my big thirsty girl a drink. I can never figure out those little lever thingies that supposedly hold the gas handle down for you So, I have to stand there for 20 minutes like an idiot, half-bent over, hair blowing all in my face, and weirdos yelling at me from their windows as they drive past So annoying! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    "Wait, is that what this long, hard thing in my mouth is for?" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Close your eyes, I promise it will be over quickly Ehhh. Emmmmm. It's so OBVIOUSLY Molly Shannon Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    This is how we do glamour shots in the South Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I dropped my Go Tart in the water. Can somebody help me find it? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    My hunny LOVES David Blaine. I enjoy illustionists, too; especially when they make an argillaceous object seemingly disappear. Argillaceous--containing, made of, or resembling clay YES! Two more to go... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Roses "Maybe underwater my pits won't stank" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    "My bikini is screaming for redemption" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Nice try. But, I'd die before I gave up my purse And, we dont' call them purses anymore, oldie. It's a HANDBAG "I'm smiling b/c I have no idea what's going on with young folks today" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I didn't understand it before, but I have now jumped on the Paula-is-cooo-cooo bandwagon. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Taco. Burrito. What's coming out of my speedo? I'm sticking with that one. It's still making me laugh.
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    Taco. Burrito. What's coming out of my speedo? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Is that a sea cucumber you're holding, or are you just happy to see me? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I'm a guy who says "be-otch" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    My avatar is boring Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Does anybody know where my love-thingy is? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.