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The funny thing is I actually LOVE law. LOVE knowing my rights. LOVE reading the fine print. LOVE getting what I want through a loop hole. I suppose, however, there are a lot of people out there who hate lawyers. Maybe that's why he carries a gun on him all the time. It actually fell out on the floor of the restaurant. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

The worst beers I've had to date are: Natty Light & Icehouse. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

My friend and I were just discussing this briefly---at the time we were surrounded by the vegetably-challenged. And yet...why are stores ALWAYS out of the smallest sizes??? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

No worries. I handled the situation expertly. I'm a smart ass, remember? More seriously, if need be, I have a natural way of understanding how different people communicate and tailoring my delivery of a point to their needs to ensure there is no misunderstanding.

No worries, Krisanne. We're on the exact same page.

I was thinking the same thing. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I haven't, but I seem to have lost my marbles. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I couldn't help myself, I spoke to my best friend (different girl) about him this morning. Sher and I are a lot alike and very much in the same places in our lives. We always have been. She was in tears laughing at my description of this cat. Sher comes here on business often enough that we made plans to definitely get together with these other two and relish in the inside jokes. It sounds mean, and I do feel a little guilty about talking shmack. It's not something I like to make a habit of. But, COME ON! Could this guy BE any more annoying??? Oh, the best part: He kept clearing tables wanting us to dance together all night. Mind you, like Billy, he's heard the stories of "Lisa" and I dancing in the clubs back in the day. That's just how a couple of virgins released their built-up energy back then. But, times have changed, pal. I'm certainly not your entertainer, and would you please stop slapping my ass with the end of your pool stick. Again, kill me now! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Forgive me, I need to vent: A good friend of mine just moved 20 minutes away from me (previously she lived 6 hours away). She's my age (26). We go way back. She's definitely "my girl" and we have good times, but are very different minds. Well, last night I met fiance' #2---A 23-year-old know-it-all who tries desperately to impress with his knowledge of wines & all things worldly. Mind you, he's usually wrong and always immature. But I'm a good girl and just smiled and humored the idiot. He's about to start law school (a private school here) and has no job, yet the spoiled brat kept throwing hundreds at us all night wanting us to "hook him up" w/ various things, tickets, etc. The worst part is my gorgeous friend, even thinner than me, had bruises on her under arm where she claims he "pinches her fat" when her arms jiggle. I about choked on my ahi tuna. Kill me now, b/c last night was just the first of many I'll have to endure, I'm sure. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

On that note, how about: Walt--cheap, fun, never goes away. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Well, right now I have it on a digital music channel. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Oh. Oh Sheila. Let me love you 'til the morning comes... I love the 80s station! Makes me wanna go rollerskating. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Oh, Kelel, Nooooooooooo. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Close your legs, please. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I do. I do! They were big when I was in high school. Some of the girls on my volleyball team had the Volleyball version. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

And with that, you and I are not much different....weird. Everything's relative.

Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of shopping. That's why I've narrowed my stores. It's quick and easy b/c they usually have something that goes along with my style, I know exactly how each thing fits and what size I am, and at the outlets Banana & BCBG are not far from each other. I'm done in an hour. And I love that.

Yes, I believe anything goes at the DZ. It goes along with the whole "freedom" vibe there. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

And with that...this thread shall be renamed: "The Stuff You Won't Wear Outside of the DZ." Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Another Billy story and why he "gets" me: I haven't been sick in years but a few years back I was very sick. My nose was stuffy & runny and miserable. It became so red from all the tissues I was going through. Billy, in hopes of cheering me up a bit, went and got this horrible, old ratty T I can't stand out of his drawer and handed it to me to use for my nose (it's SOOOOO soft.

Not bad. Not bad at all. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.