PLFXpert

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  1. So are bears. And can anyone tell me how the delicacy fois gras is made? Oh Lord...I'll be leaving now. I try very hard not to push my views/opinions unto others. Animal welfare is a very, very difficult thing for me not to stand up on my soapbox and scream about. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. Horses love to run, yes. I like to run, too. I fail to see your point. But, I don't want to take this to SC or even discuss it there. Me, too.
  3. While I am royally against racing any animal; I'm happy your dad is involved in finding the retired racers good homes.
  4. He sure does. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. It was one of BZ's best friends and his wife. Luckily, they'd left the baby at home for this trip. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. That's not funny. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. Yes, I'm quite certain I picked up Billy (and the rest of the load except me) at that paper mill once. I was still under by big, fat stinkin' canopy back then. Thus, I floated fat & happy all the way back to the DZ and landed softly in the peas...I was the only one who made it back. The looks on people's faces looking for the rest of the load was priceless. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. I love Jamaica! Some good friends just took a trip somewhere in that general area--Husband booked a hotel in what they thought was a great place to be---turned out to be a nude beach filled w/ beautifully tan women. The wife was not so pleased. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  9. You got me. Other than Palatka which is not as far south as Flagler and not near the beach---wait, there IS a paper mill on the way. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. Flagler? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. Herlong? Northeast Florida beaches area is BEAUTIFUL. The Bible Belt is definitely in full effect, however. I think that was the problem with the Amelia Island DZ, unfortunately. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. Was that Amelia Island? Billy has video from jumping there and I'm super-jealous. Word is it's re-opened now but is just a tandem operation. But we're thinking of crashing the tandem party soon. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. Seriously! OK, warning: TMI comin' at ya... I don't own a single pair of undies that isn't a thong. I can't STAND wearing more than that, and thus my bikini annoys me. I'd have no issues wearing a thong bikini except here in Florida, and pretty much everywhere here in the U.S. you can't wear a thong and not expect mad attention, whistles, stares, etc. And if you're on Spring Break in Daytona Beach, then add video cameras to that list. It's b/c of boys doing childish things like that more women don't show more skin. Don't get me wrong, I'm actually quite modest. But, when you're on the beach all rules should be off, damn it! French riviera here I come! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. PLFXpert

    Hot Body!

    Yes, for those that didn't get a chance to DVR or Tivo the VMAs (I couldn't possibly stand to watch it any other way) then set it for the inevitable re-run. Shakira's performance is one of the first and it's a lot better watching that then the link I posted above. Seriously sexy bod! I'll go with you! It's fantastic excercise! Technically not classes, but I went on an Alaskan cruise and the crew is all the same as the Carribean cruise (same boat travels up to Alaska in the summer). For some reason there wasn't much of a younger crowd on the boat and no-one ever seemed to be at the bar on the pool deck---except me. Me, the Jamaican bartenders and the belly-dancer girls. I learned all SORTS of things. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. PLFXpert

    Hot Body!

    I hope this link works. I have such a girl crush. http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2006/#/ontv/vma/2006/ OK, you have to click above, then click on "Video Show" Then click on the link "17 performances" in the "2006 VMA performance" box. Then scroll down to "Hips Don't Lie" with Shakira and Wyclef. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. I do, and I recently posted it--for about 5 minutes. I'm sure if you're willing to pay him in sexual favors, Lindercles probably has it saved somewhere. (Note to Lindercles: Save your balls! Resist the temptation! ) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. Everyone knows it's Wen-dy Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. I'll thank you for caring enough about your balls to refrain from such temptations.
  19. Awww. Someone's sad he missed the dinner bell. I feel the same way about pictures on the internet as I do about MySpace.com. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. You're nuts. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. I think I just puked a little in my mouth. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. I wonder what that pays... You know--professional ball waxer? Hmmmm. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. I'm disappointed. I rated several, noting all the ones I rated had only been given an average of 1.82 by the previously 97,000 voters. And then I get to these: http://www.ratemyboobies.com/pictures/000000334/1331/ And they averaged a 4??? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  24. Oh My Gosh! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  25. Yummy! The trick is to SHARE, that way everyone tastes that way. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.