wildblue

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  1. Note to self: invest in Nomex jumpsuit. Use alias when ordering from Square 1 in the future. Have conversation with Erica about how playing with fire causes you to wet the bed, and I know someone who wouldn't like that it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  2. SWEET! ... I might even get my own show on MTV and a new canopy out of it! Will you bring the Bytch along with you too? That'd just make it all worth it right there! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  3. .... even if I had a flare gun in my pocket that accidently went off and torched the canopy? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  4. so... if I exit the plane, and my canopy mysteriously catches on fire ... I can get a new canopy? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  5. Fuel gauges are never right anyway it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  6. You people are too easy... it was obviously fake! Bonsai Kitten on the other hand, is completely real, and a lot of fun! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  7. "Declaration Of Faith" by Zwan "... ever wonder why they kill the weak ones, baby" it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  8. You may have just topped Bill von's level of geekness. If it's a work IP phone, we might let it go. But if you actually have it setup at home... well... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  9. Good stuff! Is it Moosepox? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  10. Well sharpen up your over-sized pencil and get out your safety scissors! I've got a lot of work to do if I'm to replace all those other people. I'll have that coloring book of doom filled up in no time for ya... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  11. That's Winnie the Pooh. Moroff. Oh... my mistake. Some of us don't pay enough attention to cartoons to spell their names correctly. However, I understand that correcting other's mistakes is what makes you feel better about your lot in life, so please continue.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  12. Yes, we're all terrified. I'd be more worried if I heard that Winnie the Poo put out a contract on my life. The Muppets acting as Russian mafia would be more convincing. Flowers and small bushes tremble. Please don't smite me, oh great notebook-wielding sorceress of evil. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  13. I'll go with you - we'll invent "war-jogging/walking" it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  14. So who's the bigger moron? The guy behind her getting pissed off that he's stuck at a tollbooth, or the person who dumps $1.00 in change into a toll that was probably $.15 before finally giving up? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  15. Actually, it's a very good analogy. First of all, the temptation is always there when you have that much power. It takes a lot of maturity and discipline to not do a little more and a little more when you have that much power at your disposal. That being said, even if you have more willpower than most people out there, sportbikes are designed differently. Between the riding position, weight, the rake angle, and the wheelbase - they're designed to be unstable. Have you ever seen a cruiser with a steering damper?? Not to mention, a heavy glance at the throttle and your change in speed can be quick and drastic. I never would. I don't consider myself enough of an expert in bikes and people to make that determination. And I'd hate to feel responsible if something were to happen. How many people have we heard of where their instructors said they'd be fine under whatever zippy canopy they choose, and they messed themselves up? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  16. Ouch! Sucks! Glad you're ok! What kind of bike and how long have you been riding? And how did you start it laying down? Lock up a tire? Depending on the impact your helmet took - it may have done it's job, and it's time for a new one. skydiverbrian - look into perforated leathers. From what I hear (I'm not lucky enough to ride in scorching heat very often) they'll keep you very cool and still give the protection of leather. Probably still kind of warm when at a complete stop, but shouldn't be bad at all over 25 mph. Just an idea - sounds like you already know first hand what to expect if shit does happen
  17. Well, yes you did, and at first I thought it was incredibly sweet... but then I noticed you said my desk really wanted me to stay - not that you wanted me to stay. My increase in self-esteem can't come from inanimate objects... I was (and still am) devastated. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  18. Say, why don't YOU make a dramatic pronouncement that you're leaving. Then do it. I tested that with my desk... no one begged me to stay at it. I don't think anyone would beg me to stay here (except you, in secret probably) so that would defeat the whole purpose of a grandiose departure. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  19. Yay! I haven't gotten to do this in awhile........ ... neeeeeee! nee... .... ne ... ... ... Or are we beating on a case of Elmer's now? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  20. Yeah... but I didn't say the stapler had a bad attitude... actually just the opposite: it's incredibly too cheery and chipper in the morning - only people on serious drugs have attitudes like that! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  21. That's it! I'm leaving my desk! I don't like the attitude this stapler has, and I don't wish to be associated with it any longer. That tape despenser has been talking shit about me behind my back too. Someone please remove my chair and turn my computer off for me. Thanks. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  22. It's not PMS, she's always like that... Jess - you're going to get violent ill from lack of sex, and I'm going to laugh at you. A lot. Then force you to watch Don's entire porn collection twice. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  23. I hate you with all that I am. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  24. That's my biggest problem with religion in general - it creates massive number of hypocrites. People who claim to be "good Christians" but are breaking every commandment they can... but it's ok, God will forgive them. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  25. No, Kris' container is the coolest muthafuckinshitever because of the decepticons logo.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality