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I knew I liked you for a reason, Michele.... Right up to that point..... Whoever did probably meant some other ill-tempered bitch to get them, I'm sure. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

That pyro was insane!!! I think I knew at one point that rainbow was on there... must have forgotten about him... anyway... pyro! Fire! FIRE! Now this is how it's done! http://www.daytondailynews.com/inventingflight/content/inventingflight/gallery/0721smoke5.html We were half the airport away, and literally felt the heat wave. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I can't stand Harley's! Loud, setting off car alarms, scaring little old ladies, snobby bastards won't even wave at other bikes. I think they're like Saturn owners... And really! All those dentists going through a midlife crisis... paying twice as much for somthing to last half as long, and then having to spend half their paycheck every week on Hardly Branded material. And most of them ride around with their loafers, kahki shorts, and a wife-beater on - they look ridiculous! Oh, and don't forget the required Harley tatoo - that just screams "I'm a badass!" And I'm pretty sure it's against some sacred oath to wear a helmet on a Harely - I think it's because they want everyone to see exactly who this bad ass is.... and wearing a helmet just wouldn't be 'cool' and any other type of protective gear would just default the whole badass image -- and that's the only real reason to own a harely, is for the look. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Lighten up... all he said was your plane sucked! Don't take it personal. (I'm reminded of Candian Bacon ".. what? all I said was 'this beer sucks!'") it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

VIRUS WARNING Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one is extremely serious. Please read very carefully and take care! If you receive an email entitled "Crazy Times" delete it immediately. Do not open it! Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, messes up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Crazy Times" message is opened in a Windows 95 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk. It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam. It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles. (Remember Brut 33?) It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs of infection. PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I remember seeing something like this... I think it was a cessna maybe... something like a bungee cord, and awingsuit. Senseless Acts of Video maybe? I forget... hmmm... must go find... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Beat ya hookit! http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/jdbgmgr.exe.file.hoax.html Whenever you get an email saying how bad some virus is, and stuff won't find it, etc etc... please go to snopes.com or symantec.com and search for the virus' name. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

DON'T DELETE THIS FILE This is a hoax. link to follow... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

No no no... not nearly enough lift capacity. What you need is a Super Guppy http://www.spacepix.net/iss/super_guppy.htm Maybe Rantoul 2004? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

http://www.daytondailynews.com/inventingflight/content/inventingflight/gallery/0721smoke2.html I couldn't find any of the actual show, but the flag they fly is farkin' huge! Very impressive http://www.libertyteam.com/images/lpt_flag.jpg -- I can't imagine how that affects the flight of the canopy! It was really cool to watch the bi-plane with smoke circle them all, almost all the way to the ground too. Had to have been a cool site under canopy too! Against the decidedly lackluster appearance of the Golden Knights, the Liberty Parachute team had to of wowed the crowd every morning of the air show. Too bad most of the crowd didn't show up until later. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Goldfish have a memory span of about 5 seconds. "ohh! fish flakes!!" ... ... ... "ohh! fish flakes!" ... ... ... "ohh! fish flakes!" it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I used to be such a nice, innocent young man... now I'm breaking laws, defile sacred places, destroying private property, and participating in lewd, ungentleman-like behavior. I don't even open doors for women anymore! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Don't worry too much about it... some people flew off the handle and got a little upity

C'mon Don, what's wrong with you?! Tailgate action, tacos, and crack - all in one thread! This is high quality entertainment! (Much more exciting than watching Michigan lose to Ohio State anyway) Speaking of crack - Erica, do you often tell yourself to lay off the crack? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

mmmm... fast toys.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

What kind of drugs are you on anyway? And why aren't you sharing? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

That's ok, they just lost a $35 mil contract for the city of Munich I think it was. That's right, they decided to go with IBM & Linux

Jessica looks like a troll.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Can we get back to making fun of Jessica? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I don't buy the "Stack of Post It Notes of Spite" -- she writes like a 3 year old, they don't make post it notes big enough. I have this mental image of her with an oversized pencil, scowl on her face, tongue hanging out, intent on forming the letters of my name perfectly... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I thought it was a coloring book of dismay ..... ? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

... and boost your self confidence in some sick twisted way? I don't think so! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Dear god, no I did not take them myself... I couldn't stomach that. But I did liberate some from an ex of hers... and I haven't done much to fill up her coloring book of doom. So here they are! Open to the highest bidder! We'll start at 50 cents! Do I hear 60? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Kate, Thanks for the speedy overnight delivery on that canopy that I paid full price for. However, shortly after it arrived, aliens came and used some sort of funky ray-gun and completely disintegrated it! Under the terms of your warranty, I'd like a replacement sent to me. All I have left to send back is the empty box though. BTW - the flamethrower is kick ass! Can't wait for the jumpsuit to show up... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/sports/2321399/detail.html it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality