wildblue

I'm ruined Jeez, not one serious reply!?!? (Offers for gay porn do constitute a serious reply) In keeping with the thread-drift theme.... If I were gay, I'm pretty sure I would not like to have a well-endowed partner. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

You can always try! "drop-in" off the tailgate of a Casa! How's that go? Surf's up biotch! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I do! And I write it in my little notebook. For example *flipping pages* everything wildblue has ever posted is crap. Use a darker color crayon - your eyes will last longer. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

That one I like. The other one has been pissing me off though. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

You Evil Evil person!! Why don't you link some bloody car accident pictures so we can all gawk at those too. Take your pick.... http://www.rotten.com/ it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Well of course they do! Christ.... don't you ever watch movies?? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

*sniff*.... that reminded me of my dead seeing-eye dog it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

... turn the phone the other way and use your middle finger it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Ha ha ha I enjoy being picked on. Throw me to the wolves! I'm gonna make a fur coat. Did you really intentionally jump from a moving horse? ... there's plenty of 'picking on' material there! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

You leave my foot alone, bitch! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/1812.htm http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20030729.wscho0729/BNStory/International/ What's next? "Fat Kids" school?? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I think he means basically start asking around like you want to buy stolen stuff for cheap. If it's kids looking to make a quick buck, they might try to sell it to you. That really sucks though. Hopefully Karma will get 'em. Was it just in a lot? Lock the forks? Any kind of security? Neighbors? Insurance cover it? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Are there any ground rules for the people who are privvy to the list? Because I'm an alcoholic, so technically, I could call you at noon on Wednesday, or at 5 am Monday morning... there's just no telling. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

THat's why you leave the whole thing on 'silent' so it doesn't come screaming through the speaker phone Phreezone has a nextel - you really think I want something he has to say echoing through the halls in my office?! I like the nextel "drunk direct connect" idea though it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Well at least you're honest about your personal deficiencies ... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Aren't you the one that said something about giving some girl head and then wondering why a guy was there? Or was the girl really a she-man? I'm confused. Or was this some homo-erotic fantasy where you 'accidentally' put the wrong thing in your mouth? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Hmm... I'm going to start taking bets on threads getting deleted/locked and the time it finally happens. No greenies allowed.

Erica See if this works it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

What exactly are your credentials - to be able to suggest to people that they see a licensed professional? You can't just despense advice like that anonymously... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Twenty ways to confuse your Roommate Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore!" Read with a flashlight when the lights are on. Pretend to read without one when the lights are out. Remark every so often how great the book is. Make toast for breakfast every morning, but don't plug the toaster in. Eat the plain bread, looking at the toaster angrily, and complain that the toaster doesn't know what it's doing. If your roommate suggests plugging it in, go on a tangent about fire-safety hazards. Pack up all of your things and tell your roommate that you're going away to "find yourself". Leave, and come back in about ten minutes. If your roommate asks, explain that you're not a hard man to find. Never speak to your roommate directly. If you need to ask or tell them something, go to another room and call them on the phone. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again." Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake him/her up and say, "It's time to go to bed now." Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge Of Allegiance" with you every morning. Recite "Dr. Seuss" books, all the time. Eventually, think up melodies for the words and sing them, loudly, directly to your roommate. If he/she tells you to stop, act offended and spend the day in bed. Put up traffic signs around the room. If your roommate doesn't obey them, give him or her a ticket. Confiscate something your roommate owns until they pay the fine! Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me." Complain that your elbows, knees, and other joints have been bothering you. Get a screwdriver, and pretend to "fix" them. Wear glasses, and complain that you can never see anything. Bump into walls and doors. Put your clothes on backwards. Say, "Who's that?" every time your roommate enters the room. When you're not wearing the glasses, act like you can see fine. Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face. Explain to your roommate that you have established a connection with the spirit world through the lava lamp. Tell your roommate that "Grandma said hi." Keep empty jars on the shelf. Tell your roommate that this is your collection of "inert gases". Look at them often. One day, act surprised and angered, and accuse your roommate of having released one of the gases. Cover your nose and mouth and run out of the room. Put headphones on your roommate while he/she is sleeping, and subliminally teach him/her to speak Spanish, play the trombone, and memorize all the major imports and exports of each African nation. Dress like a military officer. Insist that your roommate salute you upon sight. If he/she refuses, insist that he/she do 100 push-ups. Keep saying things like, "Your momma isn't here to take care of you any more." Keep a collection of teeth in a jar. Act excited whenever you add to it, and say things like, "In a little while I'll have enough for that sailboat." Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Blazin Saddles? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

That's better... can't have her finding out who it really was! Yeah, I found that one... but it turns me on in a wierd sort of way. You weren't looking at it were you?! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

New GPS tracker! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

mmmmmm ... gooey cheese! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

ROFLMFAO!! I can learn to belly dance if more are needed. Yes. I'm thinking we could replace the Lancaster Bomber re-enactment with something a little.... saucier it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality