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Skyfest couldn't hold the Prairies..ummm...pull up cord. no cocks no cracks no lake loads no Byranada no "Tall Guy" no "Little Man" no Amazon no fire tower no fireworks no Mad John no bar jumps no Lost Prairie bar ambiance no northern lights no "I'm not Pete Hill" loads no Texas Stars that fail when Texas Tom participates no gorgeous Montana sunsets No almost sober loads No sunset cross country across the valley No painted toe nails via Shell. No days spent recovering from a hang over at the lake. No Cunning Linguist No "GOOOD MORNING LOST PRAIRIE" Even if it's 4 pm. No humidity to go with the warm temparatures No muddy water to swim in No glaciers to be seen from altitude No moose or elk running across the road on your way into town No topless Tuesday!!!!!

Skyfest couldn't hold the Prairies..ummm...pull up cord. no cocks no cracks no lake loads no Byranada no "Tall Guy" no "Little Man" no Amazon no fire tower no fireworks no Mad John no bar jumps no Lost Prairie bar ambiance no northern lights no "I'm not Pete Hill" loads no Texas Stars that fail when Texas Tom participates no gorgeous Montana sunsets No almost sober loads No sunset cross country across the valley No painted toe nails via Shell. No days spent recovering from a hang over at the lake. No Cunning Linguist No "GOOOD MORNING LOST PRAIRIE" Even if it's 4 pm. No humidity to go with the warm temparatures No muddy water to swim in No glaciers to be seen from altitude No moose or elk running across the road on your way into town

no Lost Prairie bar ambiance no northern lights no "I'm not Pete Hill" loads no Texas Stars that fail when Texas Tom participates no gorgeous Montana sunsets No almost sober loads No sunset cross country across the valley No painted toe nails via Shell. No days spent recovering from a hang over at the lake.

If you go west from Salt Lake you could hit a couple more dz. Twin Falls and Star, ID both has 182 dz. Then we have a turbine dz up here in Spokane, WA.

Alright....I found what I wrote earlier in the thread....but seriously....go read through the thread. The vibes at this boogie are not to be missed!!! Quoted from earlier....... Prairie is the best of the best in my opinion. I went there with 27 jumps my first year. I got to meet so many people it made my head spin! If you are coming by yourself make sure to introduce yourself. Go to the bar at night....buy a couple of rounds....you will have LOADS of insta-friends. I don't know where we'll be camping this year....typically we've been in front of the Byranada crowd. Come introduce yourself!!! There should be a pretty good crowd from Ritzville, WA coming up. (Including all the random people flying in) I'm sure there will plenty of people from our group who'd be willing to jump with you. Prairie is a bit more than just skydiving....there are so many other things to do while you are there. The lake down the road is awesome for the afternoons when it is warm. The firetower trip is not to be missed. There is red nighty night. Topless Tuesday. Jello shots. Crawdad feasts. Just way too many awesome things to list.

To quote Bill Von: The weather's terrible The skydive's suck The beer's warm And there are too many F*&Kin Canadians!

Ohhhh come on Doc.....I just wanna see you nakkid!

Hmmmm....I'm calling you on this one.

Not always so....a friend had his stolen years ago from checked luggage. Never seen again. He had all the serial numbers and pictures and it's never turned up.

Oh yes....but I love laughing at the boys making an ass out of themselves more than anything else!!!!

Hahahha....I love that this has turned into the pick on Bolas thread! AWESOME! I will have to get back to you on the thong situation.....I'm not sure I'll allow them. Might have to be a nakkid jump for the boys! Thongs can be worn over the legstraps for the plane ride or if breakaway under. Once off, can be wrapped around the upper arm or stuffed in an old leg BOC if rig is so equipped. Excellent idea Bolas!!! I think maybe you've done it a time or two. Is there video of said jumps???? Ok....but serious....is there?

Hahahha....I love that this has turned into the pick on Bolas thread! AWESOME! I will have to get back to you on the thong situation.....I'm not sure I'll allow them. Might have to be a nakkid jump for the boys!

Wow....am I the only one who read this as Doc going low on Rosie?!?! Doc...I didn't know you were into such things!

Hmmmm...that sounds like a very good idea Bolas. I have some cute new knee highs to go with my black pirate hooker corset.

We are planning on being down there for Christmas. Going to do the "other" relative work there also though.

Hahahahaha.....I think you know Doc & Cindy's opinion on this!

Rosie....just cuz you are SO nice.....we might let you on a DPH jump.

Good job Lucky!!! Yeah Mike!!! We wanna see you!!! Let me know what we can do to help you get up here.

Ahhhh....bummer!!!! We will miss you!!! Hope to see you at Lost Prairie then!

I'll try to talk Tami into bring up a couple bottles of Lime tequila to make Skittle Shots.....mmmmmm....YUMMY!!!

Word just came in from Rex.....we will have a helicopter Monday!!!! Can't it be next week yet?!?!

WAHOO!!!! I'm so excited!!!! We are having a spaghetti and meatball dinner on Friday night for a $2.00 donation.....anything over the cost of the food will go towards a beer fund. What day are you coming in?

Drew....where are you coming from? Are any of your local dz people coming up?

Prairie tends to get pretty damn cold at night. Cindy had the awesome idea of getting red corsets instead of nighties so that we can wear jeans with it and stay a bit warmer. I'm not sure which night it will be though....hopefully not Tuesday, because I won't be there. I thought I heard maybe the same night as the Crack Choir.

Actually, that quote is by Bill Von and it goes like this: The weather's terrible The skydive's suck The beer's warm And there are too many F*&Kin Canadians! It's all Grimmie's fault. I quoted him from like page 3 of this thread. Dang it!