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  1. Skootz
    I was going to rant earlier...then decided not to....but I've changed my mind.....and sorry for this being slightly off topic. I'm shocked that a guy can go get a vasectomy at the age of 19......but if a woman wants to get her tubes tied you are told no. I fought my OBGYN on it right after it turn 21 and was told no....I'm way too young...and what if you change your mind. I bet insurance even paid for yours.... /rant
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    One word

    Skootz replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    Lose the r Well - then he'd lose the "O" too. ...and the 1 word would shift to 'Floppy'. Wouldn't really be 'Useless' unless of course there was 'Lockjaw' involved. Docbutt could fix that though. DocButt has fixed it
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    You've been called DocAssMaster before?!?!?!
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    One word

    Skootz replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    frustrated
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    One word

    Skootz replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    i would have labeled you as distracting Hahahaha....I think I like it! But all the talk of otters.....I might be back to horny now.
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    One word

    Skootz replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    Horny Hornier What happened to feisty? One word. Mood swing....aren't I allowed? Seems kind of shitty but of course you’re allowed, you’re a woman. It's your prerogative to change your mind. And she thinks its her right to change yours too. I'm back to feisty now......
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    One word

    Skootz replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    Horny Hornier What happened to feisty? One word. Mood swing....aren't I allowed?
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    One word

    Skootz replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    Horny Hornier
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    One word

    Skootz replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    Hehehee...gotta do it.... How YOU doing? My word........ feisty
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    One word

    Skootz replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    Shit. Totally get a golf clap for this one!
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    Not here - that is a shitty video. Gotcha. Thanks for the heads up!! What kinda shit was that - you call that a response? She is clearly too busy thinking about shah to take part in a shitty thread idea.
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    I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. Fine - Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess. Yeah, those shit stains never come out! Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you! You are such a little shit! Remember I told you....Dirty Pirate Hooker....or Dirty Little Slut. Little shit doesn't do much for me. But you sharted and skootz-shit'd Quit this sharting shit! It's shit NOT shart! Gees....get your shit together and play correctly.
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    I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. Fine - Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess. Yeah, those shit stains never come out! Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you! You are such a little shit! Remember I told you....Dirty Pirate Hooker....or Dirty Little Slut. Little shit doesn't do much for me.
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    I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. Fine - Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess. Yeah, those shit stains never come out! Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you!
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    I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike. Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit. You can be the hot shit chick. Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. Maybe turtle should be 'Turtle shit', you will be 'Hot shit skootz' and I'll just be 'The shit'. If that is true, then I think you should be "TheonlyShit", leaving her with Skootz-shit.
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    I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike. Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit. You can be the hot shit chick. Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. Maybe turtle should be 'Turtle shit', you will be 'Hot shit skootz' and I'll just be 'The shit'. If that is true, then I think you should be "TheonlyShit", leaving her with Skootz-shit.
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    Well...I was bored shitless and didn't have shit to do at my shitty job......so I thought I'd play along for awhile.
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    I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike. Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit. You can be the hot shit chick. Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle.
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    I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.
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    I will be using DocButt when I manifest him for the rest of the season!!!
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    Poke poke poke!
  22. Skootz
    He said that EXACT same thing to me! Adds a whole new meaning to DocButt.
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    You put your dogs ashes in a fire box to protect them in case of a fire? Hahhaaa....yep....never realized how dumb that sounds.
  24. Skootz
    I remember that. He ended up pulling jagged shards of glass out of his asshole while blood was trickling out and pooling on the surface. I guess you could say that was one stupid fucked up asshole. Billy....no killing this shitty....fucked and asshole don't count worth a shit!
  25. Skootz
    Happy Birthday DocButt!!!! BillyV.....I heard rumors that there was recording of them going at it at LP this year. I'm sure with the volume on low you'd still be able to hear it.