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  1. Skootz
    Yep...it's paper and HUGE.....11x17...not very user friendly in that department.
  2. Skootz
    I have a Gazette map....it shows all the forest service road and remote lakes.
  3. Skootz
    I dunnno - Sex isn't better with bacon. Unless you get into the whole bacon Gease thing . . . I've heard eating freshly cooked bacon while receiving head in the kitchen is pretty damn fantastic. My bacon link from The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_love So is a bacon wrapped cock good or bad? Hahahhaa....that would be interesting. But he was the one getting spoiled that day. Bacon for breakfast and a good morning blowjob. Maybe next time you can wrap it up like a pig in a pig and chow down to a bacon wrapped Claymignon. I don't think that sounds all that good. I prefer my bacon and cock separate.
  4. Skootz
    I dunnno - Sex isn't better with bacon. Unless you get into the whole bacon Gease thing . . . I've heard eating freshly cooked bacon while receiving head in the kitchen is pretty damn fantastic. My bacon link from The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_love So is a bacon wrapped cock good or bad? Hahahhaa....that would be interesting. But he was the one getting spoiled that day. Bacon for breakfast and a good morning blowjob.
  5. Skootz
    Hahahaha.... You have a 69% chance of being eaten by your loved ones! Love the number....but that's a little bit scary!
  6. Skootz
    I dunnno - Sex isn't better with bacon. Unless you get into the whole bacon Gease thing . . . I've heard eating freshly cooked bacon while receiving head in the kitchen is pretty damn fantastic. My bacon link from The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_love
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    Sure is - I just post under Turtle's account when i want to be Naughty! Lets see I'll say Cheach! Nope...but I hope she posts her corset is super sexy hot! Back to Turtle
  8. Skootz
    Well hello there. Deedy Good morning everyone!!! I say Deedy
  9. Skootz
    Guess who is going to make the next post below you... I guess... Billy Right you are! Amazon I guess amazon......... OK Billy BAM! Two in a row! Deedy Hehehhe...I figured I'd sneak on really quick. Back to you Billy
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    I'll go with Divot.....Him and Wendy are throwing us for a loop. Wrong Skootz Dang it.....it is me! Hmmmm.....Turtle. BZZZT! Back at you, Skootz! Darn it!!! Why do I feel so compelled to answer back!?!? I'll go back to Amazon. . .or Billy. Fail! Skoots again Shit shit shit! Stop saying me!!!! Turtle....
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    I'll go with Divot.....Him and Wendy are throwing us for a loop. Wrong Skootz Dang it.....it is me! Hmmmm.....Turtle. BZZZT! Back at you, Skootz! Darn it!!! Why do I feel so compelled to answer back!?!? I'll go back to Amazon. . .or Billy.
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    I'll go with Divot.....Him and Wendy are throwing us for a loop. Wrong Skootz Dang it.....it is me! Hmmmm.....Turtle.
  13. Skootz
    I'll go with Divot.....Him and Wendy are throwing us for a loop.
  14. Skootz
    Nope... Now I saw Deedy
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    Yo! Deedy! wut up ? billy How dare you call me BIlly!!!! Skootz nope not here it is me and I say skootz.... WRONG! However I can say the next one wont be me. Gotta get off and do some stuff.... Deedy! Hahahhhaaa....you are wrong again!!!! Now I say Kache
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    It tis me again .... Hehehehe/....you are right. Billy Skootz.... WRONG! Skootz WRONG! Skootz
  17. Skootz
    Told ya! Damn you!!! That was tricky!!! Turtle
  18. Skootz
    I say Kasch
  19. Skootz
    skymama can have that old shell... We still on for when hell freezes over? We had a date? Yes, you were going to welcome me home properly. Hmmmm.....I don't remember that.
  20. Skootz
    skymama can have that old shell... We still on for when hell freezes over? We had a date?
  21. Skootz
    Sure! You can get me a beer and a sammich anytime! Give me a time and place... But post it - I'll be there too! Her Hotness replied to ME - Fucker - BACK OFF! Why would she want the old cow and not the young bull? Age and experience always out trumps youth and vigor.
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    Good guess! You guys are funny, you're talking about me like I'm not even here! We knew you were watching. It's all in good fun. Kinda nice to turn the tables every now and then and let her watch for a change. Thats why there is the mirror on the ceiling right? Dude - do I go and out you and your methods? WTF? Now I'll have to go change the cameras out and modify the angle! (Yes Skootz that was for you) Hahahhaa....it's all about the right angle!
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    The worst one for me was in Winnemucca, NV....The Bulls Head. We decide at midnight to drive there from Boise, ID. Rolled into Winnemucca at 6am. First place we found that was cheap we crashed at. We ended up sleeping on top of a blanket we had in the car. The shower had a dead cockroach in it......when we woke up in the afternoon the cockroach was gone. I don't even want to know what could have eaten it. Driving back through there a couple years later we were sad to see that the motel had been torn down.
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    There will be at least two there. Ladydyver and k-dub for sure. After the boogie I'm sure there are going to be a ton of new DPH's! Goodness....I love being a Dirty Pirate Hooker!
  25. Skootz
    No you're not! Even as loaded on psycho punch as I was, I quite clearly remember how much you enjoyed taking the jello shot from my cleavage (and the handfulls you grabbed) and the lap dace I gave you. OK ... you got me ... I like boobies ... so what??? O boobies are fricken awesome!!! What's not to like about them?