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  1. hisgoofyness
    I have never seen a stripper make so many faces like that girl did..... It was cracking my ass up!!! She was at least cut though.... No wait.... She was.... "Aero - DYNAMIC !!!" by the way for those of you that werent there... this stripper was born to be a naked freeflyer... she had a great head down body position Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  2. hisgoofyness
    You can never have too much Cowbell!!! It's good for the soul... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  3. hisgoofyness
    it doesnt get explained any simpler than that... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  4. hisgoofyness
    are you going to come out and play too skimmy ? Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  5. hisgoofyness
    Happy birthday you hot mama!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  6. hisgoofyness
    easy killer..... you are walking in to a mine field with that one !!! only one of these girls was involved with the "pudding" Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  7. hisgoofyness
    military static line under t-10's = c-130 first sport jump = tandem out of twin otter aff = porter Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  8. hisgoofyness
    you need to get out more... just like at a bar, they walk around selling shots... fruity bs really, but they administer these in a whole new way... please for all that is holy, do not remind me of that... these girls are HOT !!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  9. hisgoofyness
    You aren't kidding there brother... Last time I actually let one talk me in to it... Wow... The way she mounted me and could make that shot tube disappear and then re-appear... It was beautiful man!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  10. hisgoofyness
    Yeah... but... the stripper sympathy is going to ROCK !!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  11. hisgoofyness
    ... just goes to show ... Not all puppies are cute & loveable!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  12. hisgoofyness
    Ok, added myself, teamjenn1, and we will also be bringing another Roman to be named later... I should be there somewhere around 11:30 - midnight Thursday night... So skinny... got room in the trailer??? I will bring my tent just in case there is no room for my cowbell and my fat ass!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  13. hisgoofyness
    I think since one has a good left and the other a good right, we should tie the bad legs together and make them bowl "siamese twins" style... Would be entertaining for sure!!! I will get there ASAP !!! I am thirsty already !!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  14. hisgoofyness
    Hickam AFB in Hawaii (how could Hawaii suck???) Elmendorf AFB - Anchorage Alaska (where I spent 4 wonderful years) Yukota AFB - Japan (6 great months there) Note: Hawaii & Alaska are considered overseas assignments as they are not part of the lower 48 I would have loved to have been stationed in Germany as well. That was my next choice, but I opted out... ... and good luck to you sir!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  15. hisgoofyness
    would it be possible to move the bowling back to 9:00 and strip club 11:00 I have to come from Chattanooga ya know... with music midtown, traffic is sure to be hell... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  16. hisgoofyness
    Then bring your fat ass... I will do at least 5 if we have good weather! I want to be jumping my 168 SOON... I need to jump my ass off!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  17. hisgoofyness
    ok but this will be the southern edition... commentary should include several times "hey yall, hold my beer, and watch this" stripper tipping.... hmmm that should be a worthy challenge just to get the camera in would be challenge enough... this could get interesting Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  18. hisgoofyness
    If we can get him in to the clubs then he is more than welcome to come with, the more the merrier! (Bring your "skinny" ass out with us!) I have already spoke to Pruitt about coming with us sat. am. He is working on getting a ride to Alpharetta to meet us, or getting the co. vehicle. I think I will have to wear my Optik as we bowl. Since I heard in another thread that camera bowlers are the SHIIIAAATTTT !!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  19. hisgoofyness
    Atlanta peeps... may i have your attention please... This is your Cowbell captain speaking! Bring your happy asses out with us!!! This will be a night to remember for sure... May I also suggest that we wear our jumpsuits, or at least freefly pants, to the to the bowling alley... Hell maybe even the strip club (it would make for great PR) I am sure my balloon suit would be a hit for sure !!! Come on guys, and gals... Break out the singles, and lets get it on!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  20. hisgoofyness
    I would have to say... Explore every inch of your current alley; there is always the chance of finding that special ball that really fits your hand so well that it feels like magic every time you stick your fingers in it! Remember in the act of bowling it is ultimately a solo sport!!! Outside of that, go whore it up at several alleys across the country! With various lane conditions all over, you may find a specially treated set of lanes that just feel natural to you. Everyone knows Atlanta has the best lane conditions of all. It is also a well known fact that our balls hit the pocket harder; but not without keeping you happy first!!! Just food for thought, from one bowler to another... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  21. hisgoofyness
    Happy birthday bro-ha!!! May all your purple wishes come true!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  22. hisgoofyness
    That hurts,... a little... For the record, I don't wear tank tops... Unless you count the occasional wife-beater that I might wear as an undershirt. I am too fat to wear tank tops. Long live the COWBELL !!! To all of my COWBELL brothers and siters out there, we must convert him... He, really, reeeeaaaallllyyy needs more cowbell!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  23. hisgoofyness
    I knew you were faking the whole time... You just didnt want Jenn to feel all alone on her crutches... or You just did everything you could to avoid jumping with me!!! Glad to hear it isnt broken!!! Take Care of your self kiddo Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  24. hisgoofyness
    or have a lot of fun with a pretty hot sky chickie in a three way !!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
  25. hisgoofyness
    My location shall never be disclosed in an open forum... I am something of a super hero ya know... Must keep my where abouts top secret... . . . . . But when ever you need me, never fear, "Super Fat Ass" will be there!!! (note, i don't do tights and a cape though) Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!