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If someone threw something at me with the intent of hitting me... I would consider that violent. What if that something was a water balloon on a hot summer day? I think context and intent matter, and in this instance, the intent was insult rather than harm. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That's great, congrats Brandy! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You'll probably find this one available. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Somehow, I doubt calling him an asshole for calling the cops would be the start of a good relationship . . . I'm probably better off waiting till I'm not irritated. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

WHY, WHY , WHY? Did I even want to read this thread? There is a perfectly good landing spot next to the area you are seeking to land in.... How did you get "target fixated"... just land in the designated spot and stop trying to swoop the "other pond" As far as I know, women don't have "the glands in there" that he mentions (aka the prostate), so I wouldn't assume he plans to pitch . . . Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

MOOOOOMMM they're being mean to me Nah, I'm not the one appealing to an authority figure, I'm just bitching about it to siblings. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It depends on whether an Eloy trip is in the cards this winter. If not, it'll be in April. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't anticipate moving to the projects anytime soon, so you don't really need to worry about being my neighbor. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

What the hell is up with neighbors calling cops as a first option? I went and got my trailer from the DZ last weekend, brought it home, and parked it next to my house until I can get it winterized & stored away for the next couple of months. It's a 2008 model year (not an eyesore) and has been on my suburban street for 4 days (the city limit is 3 days). Today the police stopped by to inform Muttley that my neighbors from across the street who always park next to my house complained (it's taking up some of "their" parking space..."their" being defined as the only available street parking adjacent to my property). I have 24 hours to move it off the street or be ticketed. Why the fuck would a neighbor call the cops instead of coming over and saying, "Hey, RV's aren't allowed on city streets for more than 72 hours and we like parking next to your house...got any plans for that thing"? I would have said "yeah, it'll be gone this weekend". Instead, I'm going to put it in my driveway and park both cars and the truck over there with a few feet of gap between them. If my neighbors don't want to act like adults and resolve things amicably, why should I? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yep, mosh pits hurt a lot more now than they used to. I learned that lesson a couple years ago. (and I also have one of those bald-head, red-suspender wearing, swastika-tatted victims in my history...social d in tijuana, circa 1989) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Better, I think is the line of late columnist Lewis Grizzard, who famously said that there was only one good thing to come out of Chicago--Interstate 65 South. I65 doesn't come from Chicago. Which would leave how many good things coming out of Chicago? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

If guilty, he's a complete douche. Of course he might be anyhow. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hey, if it's any consolation, the only reason I even came in this forum was because your thread showed up as the top thread, visible on the "forums" page and I wanted to see just how few jumps the person had who'd made the post. I wasn't the least bit surprised. Is it standard for Z-Hills to put out freefliers before bellyfliers? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

As far as I know, you have a D-license, not a "master license." I think novice, intermediate, advanced, and master licenses were phased out several years ago. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

30 something = 39 Hey, I've got a hell of a lot more hair left than you! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I wish I could make it better, Brandy. Actually, I wish this hadn't happened in the first place. We all miss him, and wish the best for you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hey, if grossing her out is what convinced her to give me a shot in the first place and eventually move a couple states away to be with me, I'm ok with that! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I fixed it for you.

I fixed it for you.

Actual age: 39 Appearance age: 30 something Feel age: 40 something Act age: 20 something Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

now, that is a little sick, even for my taste.. Since the first three options were male/male, female/female, and people/pet, I assumed you weren't limiting the discussion to sexual relationships. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

If I understand what you're asking, you forgot parent/child. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I think I found the problem with his reserve. A proper gear check might have caught this. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yep, I got it in the hospital after a few day surgical stay in March 03 and didn't realize anything was wrong till I was released and nearly passed out just getting to my truck. Ended up doing a few more days in the hospital. Also came down with it at the Byron Boogie in 2005...tenting it in the wind and cold while miserable and a thousand miles from home sucked...if it hadn't been for cool people to cheer me up, I'd have probably shot myself. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

At your age, it would seem breathing turns you off. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)