livendive

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  1. He's got Roy now. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. That might be it, I mean, they do remind me of that scene in "There's Something About Mary". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. The faint odor of cod liver oil and kimchee? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Hey, I went to bed at shortly after midnight last night, and slept until I received a text message at a little after 5 this morning. Ironically, the text message said "Do you ever sleep?" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. A gentleman doesn't kiss & tell. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. WooHoo! At least one person laughed other than me!
  7. Who, me??! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. Who asked you? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. Were you trying to tie in with the DP thread there? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. Her profile currently says 200...she's still fair game. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. Awww...you say the sweetest things. Simple solution...get naked. Then nothing gets on your gear and you just might get some mac & cheese. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. I got pied for my 100th TANDEM!! Talk about unsuspecting! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. That's what you think sweetie. Orange may be a little white tomorrow Make it tan....cat food covered with mayonnaise & left in the sun all day. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. Add RevJim to the list. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. livendive

    Porn Star

    Well, you already have the body, the choice, and the anonymity, so how much money should I bring along with my video camera? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Like a mirror image...but that one is "strange". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Well, he's as OK as anyone can be who's waiting for another tonsil-tickling session with you. Did you post his voicemail anywhere yet? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. I haven't thought about it enough to have a favorite, but a few that pop to mind are: serious - "There is no pause button in skydiving" or - "The only guarantee in skydiving is you WILL land." funny - "Skydivers have more fun than people" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. I not only know where it's been, I know where it went soon after that picture was taken! Blues Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. Well hell, now that some others have posted, I might as well join in. Here's a pic of me and my SO (you'll have to excuse the PDA...passions were running kind of hot). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. Yeah, but what was your answer? "Here lies Dave, a hard worker of incredible value who poured his life and soul into his job at (that company) until the day he died." They laughed too. There was no way I was going to try to answer it seriously...too personal of a question. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. When she dies, what would she like written on her tombstone? I've gotten that one in an interview...I laughed. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. I haven't taken it yet. I downloaded the ppgre31 program, but haven't done much since. Let me know how your's goes so I know how much to prepare. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. ...and you know I can only handle dependent, weak, ugly men. Call me "The Truth" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. livendive

    Save me!!

    If it's a regular problem, there are much better options, at least for me. Nyquil gives me a 2-day hangover. Ambien (prescription required) on the other hand gets met to sleep quickly, and seems to have no ill affects. My job varies by day...sometimes I'm a borehole geologist (not a real scientist, more like a geo-scribe), sometimes I'm taking groundwater or soil samples, sometimes I'm in a field lab analyzing those samples, and sometimes (most times) I'm in an office writing planning/operational/close-out reports on those field projects. I like the mixture because I get to see/do plenty of different things and thus don't get too terribly bored. Trophy date for hot celebrities? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)