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That is so damned funny in your "in-my-head" voice Rosa. I wish I could post a .wav file! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Why else would you want to be me when you grow up? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yes, but who cares? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Goal! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So can I . It has a different taste. Bloody carnivores! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've always thought the inside of the upper arm and the achilles tendon would be the worst, just because those are the two most painful places to get pinched. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm not either!!! Should we get together and make sex smell (they'll be jealous then)!!! Video slot! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

The liberals say that this is an indication that America is a terrible place, for putting that many people in prison. The conservatives say that this is an indication that our Justice system works, and we're better off with the crooks in there, than out on the streets committing more crimes. What say the huge percentage of people who don't cleanly fit either of those stereotypes? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It depends on the day: Some days I sit in my office, doing research on past activities that might have affected the environment in a particular area, perform calculations with whatever data I have available, and write documents that outline which of those practices are significant to upcoming work, why/why not, and what we're going to do about them. Some days I sit in a truck and watch drillers drill wells. I'll write down each significant thing that they do, ensure they meet their contractual and/or legal requirements, examine the dirt that comes up and write stuff about it, and take occasional samples of that dirt for posterity. Some days I collect groundwater or soil samples from wells, and go analyze them for physical properties or chemical contaminants in a mobile lab. Some days I review analytical data to make sure it's reasonable, that QA/QC requirements were met, and, for that matter, that the results make sense. Some days I do other stuff...I kinda like not having to do the same exact thing every day. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Do you think this line of humor was completely out of character for them? I imagine others were similarly offended at previous punch lines, and yet the audience still exists (or grows) as evidenced by whatever feedback they get. It sucks, but that's just the way it works. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

All that does is prove to them that people were listening. Jim Rome got LOTS of feedback for bashing Roger Nelson's death. The best way to discourage such comments is to ignore them. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Driving back from Hollister a couple weeks ago, I thought of you ...let me explain. Here in the northwest, it's not uncommon to see deer, elk, coyotes, and even bighorns standing on the shoulder. But on that trip, we passed a sheep standing there watching us...and five minutes later, a goat. I remember thinking "Goddammit Clay, at least put them back in their pens when you're done with them!" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

a half bottle of wine & 2 beers??! PANSY! Oh yeah, BTW...I just smashed a bug on my monitor...he was crawling over your face. You're welcome. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

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You chose Frenchy's voice over Barry's?! If Barry were alive, I'm quite certain he'd be crushed! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Define "sex"...and "would have" (future tense). Blues, Dave- "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That balcony has been quite the "tourist" trap in the last year plus...you're the 3rd person whose picture I've seen standing on it (the other two being co-workers). Watch your ass, and whoever's ass you're getting paid to watch, but mostly your's. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Nah, she'd either not reply (which bugs me) or she'd reply from her phone (which freaks me out). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So, uh, you want me to call you when I'm done? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Haha...you said balls. And farting with a sweaty ass is funny too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I know...I'm a regular Don Juan. Actually though, this time I was the one who was seduced! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hey, you talking smack?! Don't make me act like the knight in shining armor defending my significant other's honor! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Maybe, but, you know...not so hard that it bleeds or anything. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

OK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

No, I didn't know that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)