livendive

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  1. For me, any song by Boy George. Now where's that emoticon with the eyes shut and upside down mouth open with tongue hanging out??? How the hell would you know what the worst song is??! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. Nah...just wondering why the hell they call such an article of clothing a "pair" of anything. Who the hell wears two of them at once? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. On which body part are you wearing the second garment? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Not everyone on here is American. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. Oh, you "poor, poor girl". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. Nope...it's the guys in the background who only come up to the top of your ear that make you look taller. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. She's not?! That's totally out of character for her...those drugs must be really whacking her out! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. What did you have surgery for?? 2000 - arthroscopic for dislocations...worked great until I botched a hook in 2001 2001 - open for recurrent dislocations...they took bone out of my pelvis and bolted it into my shoulder to restrict dislocation of the humeral ball in that direction 2003 - had a 500 lb drum fall toward me at work and force my arm in external rotation. Tore muscles in the front of the shoulder so they went in to repair those and remove the bolts from the previous surgery (the bone had grafted quite well by then). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. After shoulder surgeries in 2000, 2001, and 2003, I can concur. Shoulder pain is REALLY irritating. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. I haven't seen them since 1989! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. Sweet! I'm gonna get spanked by Rosa! Is it impossible to be on both lists though? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. $27 for four grains of rice? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. livendive

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    I've had 3 bolts removed from my shoulder, but 3 others were left in there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. May Day! May Day! Hmm...I seem to remember an offer of a ride from Ontario. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. Next time bro. I'm thinking I might be able to make Perris for Memorial Day. Any chance of me buying you a beer there as compensation for the wake-up? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Oooh...I'm telling. Shannon said "heck"! Boring sucks though. I hate being bored more than just about anything. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Given the ratio of men to women in this sport, I certainly hope so! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. It's right there! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. I didn't forget it! Me: Hi, is Jim there? SWMBO: Yes. Jim....phone. You: Hello? Me: Bozimbo! How the fuck are ya man? Were ya sleepin'? You: Yeah Me: Sorry, didn't mean to wake you up You: Yes you did Me: Oops...yeah, you're right, we did. Sorry. We've decided to go to Lodi instead of going home and just thought you should know. I'm gonna get a Kathy Dause hug, and, well, you're not. Here...talk to someone else. How the fuck was I supposed to know you'd posed as a first jump student? You hung up before the phone got back to me! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. Hey...I'm not the one who was playing with another man's balls Sunday morning! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. Would I have sex with balls? Well, mine have been there every time so far. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. Hey, look...a thread I started is on fire! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. That's what she thinks... I didn't say that she remembers all of them, only that she remembers too many. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. Nice one, Princess. I didn't get that until your response... nice one You must not have drank enough Saturday night. You remember far too many details! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. "Keep your money." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)