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  1. livendive
    I've put out a ton of students without grips on their first jump (S/L and IAD). Some tumbled, some did well. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    His reason is....Mine was an explanation. bolding his. Your statement was: Narcimund is gay. Narcimund feels that he is treated like a second-class citizen. Therefore, Narcimund has a victim's complex on several issues. That makes about as much sense as: Elephants are grey. Elephants are large. Therefore, thunder and lightning come from elephants. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. livendive
    non sequitur Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. livendive
    Stop dancing and put your clothes back on. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. livendive
    :5:0 Pretty tame weekend. 3 tandems, a zoo 6-way, and a 2-way birdman. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. livendive
    So I have to come up with a different reason to spank her? Screw that... I want to save that excuse for some future non-birthday occasion and just use the built-in one today! Happy birthday Gia! Blues Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. livendive
    What he said. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. livendive
    1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious. 2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there. 3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else ! 4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl. 5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl. 6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers. 7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it. 8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom. 9. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. livendive
    My last jump was last weekend. My next one will be tonight or tomorrow. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. livendive
    Ambien kicking in, right? No honey, then I wouldn't be able to type and my screen would be melting. Mkay? Ambien plus alcohol minus going to sleep equals hilarity. Well, usually! My ex hit that combination one night last year and ended up bitching and yelling at me for hours. She couldn't understand why I was (still) pissed at her the next day until I recounted the evening. She had zero recollection of it. Hmm...I just got a bunch of them last week (among other things)...wondering what kind of posts I could write tonight. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. livendive
    That's a good answer! But I guess those are sort of default things we hope for in someone. For me it's more than hope. Even if I get involved with someone, a later discovery that one of these traits is missing will likely mean the end of the relationship. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. livendive
    As unbelievable as it might sound, that's exactly what I want it for. I've got most of the sounds on my computer turned off too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. livendive
    My everyday knife and my sunday-go-to-meetin' knife (a bit too expensive for regular use ). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. livendive
    I want that one on my phone! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. livendive
    I know she'll be attractive, intelligent, funny, kind, honest, loving, and silly. I look forward to finding out what her other traits are. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I'm with you on this one. My first response was "fuck him, the quitter!". Sure, he got to end his suffering, but only at the expense of those who witnessed his act and/or the aftermath, and those who will miss him and wonder why. He could have at least done it somewhere privately and saved the complete strangers some angst. Ending your problems by adding to others' is a bullshit way out. Fuck him. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. livendive
    I can't even remember the last time I thought about skydiving! Bite me! (wait! not so...oh yeah, you already know) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Whichever I'm doing less of. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. livendive

    Oral...

    livendive replied to yardhippie's topic in The Bonfire

    LOL! Why am I not surprised to hear his name in a thread about sucking dick?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. livendive

    Oral...

    livendive replied to yardhippie's topic in The Bonfire

    HERE, HERE!!!!!!!!!! WHERE?!! WHERE?!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. livendive
    Roy, I just want to thank you for being one of those friends who routinely gives me "pleasant surprises that put a silly grin on my face." And thus I say..."Mole-hills, you shall become mountains!", and it shall be done! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. livendive
    I bought Bill a main once. We both understood that I could jump it anytime I wanted until he paid me back (which, fortunately, was very quickly). The car leasing analogy isn't exactly accurate because in that situation, the person/company leasing out the vehicle includes profits in the monthly payments they require. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. livendive
    Standard gear-borrowing rules...if you lose it or break it, you buy it. In this case, if something bad happened, I'd expect either the renter or the DZO (if the renter is a student) to pay for repair or replacement or refund the purchase price. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. livendive
    DZO loans jumper money for main so they won't have to rent. Jumper lets DZO rent main out to others while loan is outstanding. Seems kinda fair to me, provided the main is always available to the jumper. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. livendive
    which building? That's CRAZY... That's a question that's probably best answered via PM. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)