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  1. I'm being stalked by a hoe?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. SOMEBODY failed me miserably the last time they were in your bar! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. None really. There are a couple dog forums I've got usernames on where I post VERY infrequently, and I used to be active in several newsgroups, but now there's just this one and one list-serv type thing (a usenet newsgroup that primarily functions via e-mail), and I don't participate much in that one. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. I'm a drumstick too! I always wanted to be a drumstick. This made my whole week.
  5. Plus they have that "Welcome to Verizon Wireless Services" guy. He's too cool for school. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. I had shoulder surgeries in 2000, 2001, and 2003. They suck, and there's quite a bit of pain afterwards, but in the long run they're worth it. Take your PT seriously and you can shorten the rehab time substantially. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. Chronicles 3, but mostly for the intermission. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. Wow! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. Thank you in advance for the cc: Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. No including Chris and Frenchy in the naked pillow fight! That would totally ruin it for me. They can tickle-fight in the back room or something during that part. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. I'll require a promise of a naked pillow fight before I'll look. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. What were you thinking...turning a thread about Eminem into something about nipple-biting?! That's just rude! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. Shagalicious baby! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. Bite me! I don't need no stinkin' filter! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. Roy? Did you really say that? Seriously though, Roy's right. There's no pause button in skydiving. You just have to accept any mistakes as done and keep turning the page until the skydive is over. Don't worry about failing a jump. Failing a jump is quite common during student progression. If we expected you to be perfect the first time, we wouldn't bother sending instructors up with you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. I don't know if I can handle such debauchery! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. (Frenchy), have we found (yet another) of your buttons (you know, from that other thread)? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. "Pervert - anyone who does anything sexual that you don't do" is not whining or claiming to be a victim, it's just an amusing truism. Obsess much? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Haven't had time to finish the 7th book of the Dark Tower series, despite over a month of trying to get back to it. I finally went to the library a couple days ago and checked out the audio-book version so I can listen to the rest of it while driving or during periods of inactivity out at job sites. Next in line is Catch-22. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. not even close.... I imagine the risk of injury is far higher in professional football than it is in skydiving. However the risk of death is much higher jumping out of airplanes. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. pbbbt....heh...ummm....must not laugh....aww screw it, bwahahaha!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. I have no idea, I just thought this thread looked like a good place for me to finally say "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. You know it wouldn't be a problem if women didn't go on a rampage for things like opening the wrong end of a cracker box. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. No. Everyone's kung-fu is worthless against me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. LOL! That's one of my faults. It never makes the situation better, but I can't help it. Women freak out over the most trivial things, and it really is funny! I'll try to suppress the laughter in the interest of salvaging some small bit of peace, but if she says the same thing a third time in a row, gets little beads of sweat popping out on her forehead, or if her voice cracks while she's yelling, it's on! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)