livendive

You people disgust me! Don't you know how brussel sprouts are raised? In close quarters, in the dark, never allowed to go out & play like the other baby cabbages. Brussel sprouts are the veal of the vegetable kingdom, and by purchasing and eating them, you're only encouraging such horrible treatment! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Nope. Google rec.skydiving. He used to post there. And he also has 18 posts here. Do I really have to mention the obvious? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Put an empty container back in the fridge. That's one of my favorites. Also - Get into a routine in which you bring her flowers held behind your back. Once she gets used to what you walking in with your hand behind your back means, switch it up and bring her a snake like that.

Happy birthday Sean! And you too Frenchy! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Disgusting! TP is cheap, why would you want to recycle it?!? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Obviously! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Ask us questions we don't dare answer if we want to get laid within the next couple of weeks. Accept an apology for some wrong we commit, profess forgiveness, and then bring it up constantly forever after. Tell us nothing is wrong when something is obviously bothering you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Logically speaking, I pick the Seahawks by 10+ My preparation for a letdown isn't based on logic. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Diehard Seahawks fan here. Based on my past experience with them, I'm preparing myself for a huge letdown tomorrow. Ahh fuck that...and fuck the Redskins too! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Wha...choo?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yah, but "sleeps 12" in skydiver terms really means "sleeps at least 30".. which is a caravan boogie for that 1/4 acre of beach! Roaming DZ baby!!! I think that's a boogie I'd want to hit! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Spoken like a true fuddy duddy. LOL! [playground taunting voice] RL is a fuddy duddy! RL is a fuddy duddy! [/playground taunting voice] Edit to add: Thanks JohnRich. My "Thursday Funnies" thread wasn't doing much to improve my mood. This did the trick.

So, this house is a vacation rental... when are we getting together a huge group of skydivers for a trip to Maui? Surely it would be affordable that way. One thing I read was that it was just over $4,000/night. 12 people, 3 nights... a grand apiece. That's possible! Of course I don't know how much I'd enjoy the place, sharing it with 11 other skydivers! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Nice, but where's the BBQ pit???? HA! You think I'd miss a detail like that? See attached. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Not really into either one, but Woodbine looks better than Dean. Here's the house I want! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That was how my first time went. I took it as a compliment, but am pretty sure I wouldn't want to drink it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

No, but there is a law that says we can't pose an unreasonable risk to people on the ground. It's up to the FAA to determine what they consider "unreasonable". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

What he said. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Not having the best of mornings, and could use a good laugh or two to improve my mood. Let's see what you got, here's mine: A guy checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So he's in his room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole nightlong. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I had a friend once call me for a ride home. I was in Seattle and she was in Reno. Half an hour later I was on the road. I stopped for gas a couple times, and spent a couple hours in Reno before turning around and driving back. Sure it wasn't very long in miles or days, but it was a hell of a commute! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You wouldn't love me any other way. Antagobeast! MOMENTOUS OCCASION ALERT![/B][/RED] you're right Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Pansy-ass! You're such a girl. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

And oversized, and showing up even for those people who's profiles have "no" in the "show other user's icons" menu. And if you could do the same thing to livendive's profile that would be really great. Thx. I was going to send HH a PLEA to help us on that one. Hey!!! You were the one who prompted THIS change! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Sure there are such times, but here's the thing: It's a cause that YOU have committed to, therefore only YOU can tell when there is moral justification for ignoring it. Asking others to provide you justification for violating one of your mores is kinda silly, ain't it? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't believe I've taunted the right person to earn that honor. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)