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I ride a Gary Fisher Aquila. Thinking about upgrading to a dual-suspension bike, but I'm pretty sure it'll be another Fisher. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Wholeheartedly agreed! One of the best improvements we could make to our legislature is to remove their ability to add unrelated clauses to existing bills. When the Senate/House vote on a bill, they should be voting on the subject of the bill and the specifics associated with that topic, not the ridiculous number of side-issues that have been added to it since inception. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Several years ago I lived in an apartment that had some unsavory types living in a house behind it. The house was falling down, in total disrepair, yet a dozen or so people seemed to live there, all of them with shiny lowered cars with really loud stereos. One night I heard some yelling, looked out my window into their backyard, and saw a guy letting a woman know exactly was on his mind. I was ready to jump the fence and intervene if he hit her instead of the dead truck she was hiding in, but it didn't get to that point. Two nights later I heard yelling again, followed by 4 gunshots in rapid succession. I called 911 and told them that I wanted to remain anonymous, but that they really needed to send someone to check the situation out. 45 minutes later my phone rang. It was the 911 operator. She told me that the officer on the scene would like to come get a statement from me, I said "No, I want to remain anonymous. I live next to these people." Just then there was a knock at my door. It was the cop, and instead of walking over, he'd driven...with the bad guy in cuffs in the back of his car. I moved. It was much easier than worrying about some sort of retribution, and I was ready for a nicer neighborhood anyhow. The experience didn't exactly improve my opinion of cops though. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

:3:0 Sit-fly 2-way, belly-fly 9-way, belly-fly 11-way. It ain't much, but it's three more than a couple jumpers I know who went to Dublin. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

There is not only a cure, there are a bunch of cures. But those cures don't work for every person or every type of cancer, not even close. I understand that the issue strikes a very personal note for you, but that doesn't mean we need to redefine the word "cure". My niece was diagnosed with leukemia (read "cancer") when she was 4 years old. She's been healthy now for 12 years and will likely stay that with as far as leukemia is concerned. I'd call her "cured". Malaria is preventable and treatable, but it still kills over a million people a year. That doesn't mean we don't have a cure. Sorry about your mom, I lost my grandfather and an uncle to cancer. Hopefully someday we'll be able to treat all types and people, but in the meantime I appreciate the work done that has cured millions already. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So you're saying you want to see these college girls shower, and you want to see these college girls change their clothes, but they keep denying you by doing neither in front of you? I TOTALLY empathize! I have the same complaints. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Any of you folks who've taken A&P know if humans even HAVE backstraps? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Why for.... if you are going tht route.. meat is meat... Not necessarily so. How often do you see bull meat for sale in the grocery store? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Check Wikipedia. I don't see any reason not to celebrate both the primary and the alternate dates though! So was Carla good to you last night? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hell yes, I should have known you would have the perfect answer, throw around acusation and inuendo and in the end, not answer my question. I am quite glad I do not live in your world........ What do you call that first paragraph in his response, if not an answer? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Why thank you. Yeah it was pretty good. It wasn't quite what I was expecting, but it did take an interesting path. I liked it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Truly some of the finer things in Life!! Great Piece of Meat there Dave.... Who Over Cooked it?? Yeah, I overdid it a bit. Luckily it was thick enough to stay juicy & tender despite my error. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Nice article, but here's the thing. Saddam Hussein said Iraq no longer had any WMDs. His people said Iraq no longer had any WMDs. The chief UN Weapons Inspector said that Iraq no longer had any WMDs. GWB said all those people were full of shit and decided to expend mega money and significant US and Iraqi lives proving it. He was unable to do so, because it turned out they weren't full of shit. Dress it up however you like; try to justify it by any means necessary. The fact is that in the months leading up to the US invasion of Iraq, the Iraqi President had a more legitimate claim to honesty regarding Iraqi WMDs than the American President. Of course Saddam knew he was telling the truth, whereas GWB was just gambling that he wasn't. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So last night I had to spend "Valentine's Day for Men" home alone. Sure, I was a little bummed about the fact I wouldn't be getting a blowjob, just like all the single female dz.commers were pissing and moaning between February 7-14, but I was determined to make the best of it. I bought a beautiful 1.96 lb ribeye, rented a couple movies (Jarhead & A History of Violence), and planned to have a romantic evening alone, in hopes I'd get drunk and take advantage of myself. You know what? It was fucking great! A good steak, a nice buzz, gunshots & explosions, and no guilt about how much I was gonna owe some gal for all her effort! Unfortunately, plans went awry at the end of the night (slight logic error), but overall it was a good night. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Ummm - What if it's like a limburger on sourdough? mmmm....with a side of lutefisk!

Fuck no! I was just playing. I don't eat guts, of any sort. Not hearts, not gizzards, not liver, not tripe. No guts. I especially don't eat people guts. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I tried going with no guard on the sack last year, and the clippers bit the fuck out of me. While I was checking it out to see how badly I was injured, I didn't pay attention to the rapidly narrowing gap between the clippers and the head of my dick. YEEOOOUCHH!!! Lesson fucking learned! I will never again allow clippers with no guard ANYWHERE near my package. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Placenta Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

In reverse chronolgical order. Can anyone tell at what point I went to college? Environmental scientist (part time geologist, analytical chemist, sampler, project engineer, etc) Hot cell technician (remote robotic work with extremely radioactive stuff) Commercial fisherman Bouncer Dishwasher Forklift driver Painter Sailor McD's manager Pizza Hut cook Landscaper Berry picker Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

How does one cross one eye? Isn't that like clapping one hand? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Please send pictures. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hey Barry White, how you doin!!! OK, maybe it was the wrong color instead of the wrong gender. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't know what you're talking about.... I have no pet peeves, I only have fears. Really? GAAAHH!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

bwahahahahaha I happen to know a couple of your pet peeves. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Never in person but occasionally on the phone. Apparently I have a very feminine voice. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)