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I'm pretty sure that listing my pet peeves here would guarantee that some dz.commers would exploit them the next time I see them, so I'll keep 'em to myself. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

right, there are those that sit in the middle, doing nothing save taking pot shots at both sides. If only pot shots were all that both sides deserved! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You mean like Summerfest vs. Quincy? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Holy cow! Not a letter! It really MUST be bad! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

What a wonderfully informative post! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

460.

For some reason that facial expression is working for me. Keep it up! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Nice! I'll try to restrain myself on the AI part and just smile about the 69 implications. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Thanks! But don't get my current state confused with that kind of excited. Are there pics? What do you think? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Isn't "godspeed" what you say about someone who's recently died? Perhapsy you should wait until after they've tied the knot for that particular sentiment! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Thanks! But don't get my current state confused with that kind of excited. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Not really. I'm actually very excited for you. How excited are you? Very! I thought I said that already. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Not really. I'm actually very excited for you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Awww, how swe... urp... justasec... Hey, where the hell is the puking icon?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

One of our locals rode around in a single-seater one hot July evening with every intention of jumping. 45 minutes later they still hadn't gotten more than maybe 300 feet off the ground, not nearly high enough for his skydiving rig. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I can just imagine what they were saying, "How the hell did we end up with Budweiser on tap?!" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Is that code for something? Remi, for the last time! No, I won't give you an ice cream cone! Or a creampie! Now stop asking! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Christmas 1989, I was living in Huntington Beach. There was a house fire during a family gathering and nobody escaped. I think 9 people were killed. One guy showed up late, to learn his entire family was dead. They showed him live on TV as he fell to the ground in the yard, wailing, experiencing grief that I can't really imagine. A reporter got near the guy a little later and had the audacity to ask him, "Can you tell us how you feel sir?", with all the caring of a sports reporter asking a winning player on a superbowl team "You've just won the superbowl! Tell us what you're going to do now!" There have been very few times in my life that I've so strongly wanted to beat the living shit out of someone. I mean, how the fuck did he think he felt?! I agree there are instances in which showing unpleasant things is for the greater good. Personal tragedy isn't one of them. Neither I nor anyone else was better off or more understanding of the dangers of fire as a result of such "titillation". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It shouldn't be NEARLY as bad as a tattoo! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I just talked to that co-worker that I told you about. He's going to let me borrow under supervision. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Don't worry, you'll kick ass. If I was there I'd buy you an ice cream afterwards for being so tough. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Me too!!!

And therein lies the reason for faking, so you don't have to spend the rest of the night reassuring her that there's nothing wrong with her. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

10 minutes late, I took a fork to the face. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Agreed. I've faked it before without a condom on and not been called on it. You'd think if nothing else she'd notice a few minutes later that something was missing. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)