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For punishment, you must give this new rig to me....then you will be forgiven. You and he are very different sizes, I don't think that'd work. I on the other hand, am pretty much exactly the same size as Mr. Sebastien... Edit to add: I'd be happier if he'd wait until he's done the following to transfer ownership of said rig to me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So, uh, what was the edit for? Blues, Dave typo's and personal attacks Oh, well I guess that's ok. Now please go fetch me a schooner of beer. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So, uh, what was the edit for? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I bet my Toyota Tundra could go over Pious I through XII (at the same time!) without being harmed in the least! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

LOL - He said "suspected" felon, he said "Delay wins primary", and he didn't say Fox news voted for him. You're absolutely right, he didn't get a single darned thing correct. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Could somebody PLEASE let me know the next time a thread veers off into lands as fucking hilarious as this one has??!! My day is simultaneously made by the laughter and destroyed by the disappointment that I've been missing it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So there will be women!

Has the thread actually made it this far without anyone mentioning Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That was awesome! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I wonder if they'll make her take the stand? Did he see his jews then? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Holy crap! Are you my sister? Is MY last name Dean??! I'm certain I ain't from West-By-God-Virginia, but... It doesn't usually work in my case. When I go to such parties, all the food goes to one area, and all the wine into a pile that'll likely be drank before the stragglers straggle out. I keep a corkscrew in my glovebox, but that's not exactly the same. Of the three wine bags I have, two have corkscrews in little pockets. I'll frequently take more than one bottle to a party, including something immediately drinkable without food and something nicer that ought to pair up. Of course, as you know, I'm not all that shy, so walking into the host's kitchen and grabbing a corkscrew to open the first bottle is totally within my comfort zone. Same. Truth be told, most of the food/wine parties I go to have a theme of some sort and everybody knows what to bring and what to expect. There'll always be a few people who can't afford to keep up with the Joneses, and that's fine, but I'll be bringing something appropriate. It can be just as uncomfortable to pop a bottle that really blows away everyone else's wine, so I'll usually just try for the better side of whatever we're doing. I did go to one party where I knew the host was opening nothing but stellar first growths. I knew I couldn't compete in caliber, so I went for unique instead. It worked. Same. In that case, it'll usually be either good friends or crap wine. If the former, their wine will sit comfortably in the cellar till next time, and the latter, well I'll try to judge whether they want it back, and if not, I'll drink it the next time I'm drunk enough to be wobbling while trying to pick a bottle. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That's a tricky question. The correct answer, of course, is that it depends on the women. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

This assumes good food and good wine. If a proffered wine is substantially better than the fare opened by the host, it would be rude to save it for private consumption while serving plonk to the guests, regardless of a potentially off-kilter pairing. On the other hand, if the wine being served is on equal footing with the wine brought, not getting to it that night is within the realm of reason. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Got a nice crevice handy? You don't seem to mind being alone when one of those is available. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You two are confusing me. Hot flygurl & hot flygirl1 responding to each other. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Oh Keith, you're such a guy! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Abso-fucking-lutely! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It depends. I'm up by 4:30 to work in the field, 5:30 to work in the lab, and 6:30 to work in my office. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I must admit this is the first thing that came to mind HA! me too Copy cats. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

[lennie voice] Will there be danger and drinking and lots of trouble? C'mon, tell us how it's gonna be John. And will there be women? Huh? That'd be better than mice, cuz I can pet them harder. [/lennie voice] Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Evict? I thought the consensus today was that trespassers should be shot. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Pansy-ass Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Stalker! Wanna argue about something? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

He consented when the embryos were fertilized with his sperm. l They both consented to keep the option available, as the window of opportunity was about to close on her side. If instead, they'd meant to actually have a child, they could have implanted earlier (before breaking up) or used a surrogate. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)