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  1. livendive
    Oh fuck! Brussel sprouts AND sweet potatoes?!?! You should mix some lutefisk in there and it'll be perfect! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    You know it! Going to a Blue Jays game tomorrow ... waited too long to try for Opening Day (night) tickets. Pssstt....Cleveland played the White Sox on Sunday night. Everybody else except Toronto and Minnesota (the Canadians and the Americans who sound like them) played their first game yesterday. The Mariners lost to the Angels when it went to the bullpens. The Giants lost to the Padres 6-1. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    You're such a girl! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Better than my friend Obadiah! Blues, Herbert "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Yeah, that's good stuff right there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I don't understand what the big deal about names is. Blues, Herbert "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Is there any way in the world that Slappie didn't just go through a full-body shiver? Behold the ultimate fluff!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I've always like dark chocolate, and I pretty much like broccoli too. Liver is a wierd thing. I really can't stand it, but every few years I get this bizarre craving for it anyhow. I'll buy some, cook it up, eat about half of it while trying not to puke, then throw the rest out. That cures me for a few years and then I try it again. (Notable exception for fois gras) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Well... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. livendive
    All but brussel sprouts...those things are nasty! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. livendive
    So you want to get mind-fucked by a big dick?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. livendive
    Pre-thief! That was supposed to be my post! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I've got about 10 years worth, and I haven't read one in probably 3 or 4 years. What should I do with all the ones that haven't been read? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I'm sure we'll manage without you. In lieu of your attendance, you should finally send me that bottle of Yquem to pair with the extra fois gras. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Where the hell were you when I stopped by your house TWICE last year?!? I don't have 500 bottles, but I do have a pretty decent collection snoozing away in my half of a 700 bottle cellar. There are some definite stars in there too, but I don't think I have "something for everyone"... i.e. there's nothing for the 2-buck chuck & white zinfandel ilk. My pinot/burgundies are sadly outnumbered as well. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    As much as I like great food (especially with great wine), I never thought I'd be wishing for an invite that would have me driving 6 hours to another country for just one meal. To answer the original question, I don't know, but nothing as exotic as Narci's. My green bean recipe is pretty tasty and unique, I'm pretty good cooking steaks/roasts, and I make the best fucking mac & cheese in the world (recently improved by switching to a mixture of sharp cheddar and gruyere). I still need to do some personalization on my inherited kielbasa recipe. Overall, I do pretty well in the kitchen...except for fucking hash browns. God they piss me off!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Well, either that or Bill Clinton. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Sounds like George W. Bush! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I hate to tell you this, but he's probably hiding in the covers on your bed or futon. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Obviously you need to make a big ball of Scotch tape with the sticky stuff on the outside, then throw the ball at the wasp so he sticks to it and it sticks to the wall. Then you can walk up and stab him with the plastic knife at your leisure. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    The best part was watching your dog watch you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    [kramer voice]I'M OUT!!![/kramer voice] Blues, Dave (actually, I've been out since just past midnight, but my cable was out so I couldn't admit it here) "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    So you can only have oral or vaginal sex with it? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I'd just like to say that this thread has reminded me how happy I am that I have a penis. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    livendive replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    Whoa! "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)