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Happy birthday Clint. Here's hoping you get a birthday blowjob (from a female, not just some dude acting like one!) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You'll have to blow harder to get me to inflate. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I couldn't care less whether this Massengil commercial of a thread dies (credit: Amy! ). I'm pretty sure by basics she meant the days when us men dragged women around by their hair, because dragging them by their feet made them fill up with rocks. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Go figure! Perhaps some of this is in order? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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He was 52 years old, the assailant was 25, caught him by surprise, and quickly gained an advantage. Oh, and the bad guy had previously attacked his mom and set fire to her daycare, while she had children there. Fuck him. Further information Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Put differently, we have a weight limit of 190 lbs. It used to be a hard rule, but now 4 of our 10 TIs will consider taking students above that weight on a case by case basis, in consideration of earning extra fee. I've done most of my work at two DZs, and the other imposed a similar fee of $2/lb for everything over 200, again with all of it going to the TI. The biggest difference between the two dz's is the latter is 2,000 feet lower and has a nice grassy landing area. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I was spanked (and worse) as a child. I have never spanked my daughter (who is now too old for it even if I thought it was appropriate). Her mother did spank her when she was very young. Guess which of us she listened to best. *Most* of the time I see parents use corporal punishment, they're doing so out of anger, not as part of a well-reasoned plan to impart knowledge. The primary goals of raising children are to protect and educate them. Animals of any species (including humans) learn least effectively while experiencing trauma. Physical punishment is traumatic. Logically then, it's pretty easy to see that corporal punishment is at odds with the primary goals of parenting. There are better ways to protect and educate children. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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We just got a new one, as our old one was sometimes giving faulty readings. We impose an overweight fee of $1/lb for everything over 190, with all of it going to the TI. A couple weeks ago I took a guy who originally weighed in at 206. I took him back to the scale after I geared him up, just to prove a point to manifest. Sure enough, this time he tipped the scale to 239 lbs. We now have an analog scale that thus far seems much more accurate. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I mostly agree with you. I didn't realize Citgo was owned by the Venezuelan government. I don't normally stop at 7-11's, but I'll try to buy gas from there once in awhile now as appreciation for Chavez' efforts. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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And a different clicky... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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While I'm certain you are neither a glutton nor a felon, I'm absolutely positive god is an iron. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I'd hope most of them have a sense of humor that's developed to the point of recognizing a joke when they see one. Those that don't... can take it up with my pimp hand! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Only if dad tells her to be! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You know what battered women have in common? They just don't fucking listen. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Here's a different way it could go Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Yeah! You go Dave! Now come over to Shelton and make those jumps with us out of the Super Otter and really have some fun! I think I've even got some new socks I could lend ya! And you could hold on to my pants while we jump! Can't wear them anyway when I put on the stretch vinyl black thing. Now I'm at 1 week, 5 days, 15 hours, 43 minutes, and 31 seconds. 227 cigarettes not smoked, worth $62.43. I don't imagine I'll get over to your side of the mountains before the first of December or so, but I agree I gotta get down to Shelton and check the place out. New socks and you in that stretch vinyl black thing are additional sources of motivation, as is your husband as wingman. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I don't have the time for Costa Rica, so I'll just have to hope Atlanta doesn't disappoint in the craziness department. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Go have a Mexican aesthetician give you a Brazilian...I bet you'll remember after that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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While rolling around on the ground being kicked by an attacker who is standing over you? Center mass seems like a good choice, especially when somewhere as public and populated as Westlake at lunchtime (not wanting to worry about strays). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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We've got them, we've tested them, we've used them against another country. We have no real standing to whine about this. It sure is a good thing we've focused on the WMDs in Iraq the last few years. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Assault victim - 1, bad guy - 0 http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003294508_westlake08m.html Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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That was Skymonkey's idea to hit both of them. I've got way too much stuff to catch up on at work, so all I'm going to be able to hit is the Festival at SDA. I may not be able to have too much fun, but I sure am looking forward to trying. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Beth said almost the same thing in the Events thread. Clearly you're both referring to some hidden trait of the Atlanta folks, as you both know I'm a perfect angel. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I'll put that case up against the one you owe for the first time you watched someone jump from a helicopter in a wingsuit. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Ain't it cool as hell? Yep! I don't get too worked up about most of my jumps these days, but that was a kick-ass 24 seconds of freefall. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)