livendive

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  1. I'm sorry to say that's not how it works. Your *mom* has to truly want to see herself kick the habit. I've tried several times to quit over the last 21 years, always for someone else...my daughter, my mom, a girlfriend, and it hasn't ever worked. Tonight I'll pass the 4 week mark. I'm not out of the woods yet (still wearing a patch, in fact), but it's easily the most successful I've been, and it's because *I* wanted to. Otherwise, cheating always reared its head under the guise of "(that person) won't know". A co-worker of mine did the hypnotherapy thing in late August. He was doing great at first, but yesterday he walked into my office smelling like cigarette smoke. I called him on it and he fessed up. Nothing is going to work better than a true desire to quit. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. I don't know if I'm in the older set or not, and don't particularly care as long as I'm in the set that gets a little for Xmas! Wait, Xmas is two months away... I'd kinda like to be in the set that gets a little for Tuesday! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. He's had time to write us, he's just been deleting his posts before you can read them! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Breaking the adage about putting all of one's eggs in one basket, the DoD keeps all of their smart people in one building... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. Doesn't look that way. I'm gonna try to swoop a slot on a night jump Friday, and then help clean up Davenport for the winter on Saturday and bring my trailer and a bunch of skydiving gear home. You? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. Look, I'm already helping. Between your and my exchange right here (admittedly moreso your's), they've got 6 months advance notice to do it themselves! Let's both pat ourselves on our backs right now. In fact, if you stay still, I'll get your's too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. I will not be doing any tandems. I will be doing lots of drinking. My skydives will be varied and fun. Your consideration of my pecker is flattering but quite unnecessary. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. It was a subjective comparison. All I said was smarter than DoD. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. Or testicular cancer... but you don't care about them, do you? Don't offer to help them out.... Silly girl. October is not Testicular Cancer Awareness Month, now, is it? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. I guess those friends will die. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. It's a quality versus quantity thing. DoD has a higher quantity of smart people, but NASA has a higher quality. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. I just got done offering a bunch of my female friends a no-strings-attached breast exam for National Breast Cancer Awareness month!
  13. When you start doing this stuff more I will follow you around the GLOBE!! http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=3473962518303001790&hl=en-GB I see what you mean...there probably won't be any of that where I'm going. It's only called the Atlanta Freeflight Festival or some such thing. Check it ... bitch. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. While charity is rewarding, mischief is fun! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. In other words, you just have to be patient and wait your turn. Nice one. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Dude - Atlanta will be more fun than Perris the first weekend of November, if for no other reason than I'll be there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Thanks for pointing that out. That was just about the best reporting I've seen, read, or heard regarding a fatality in BASE or skydiving. While the TV interview of Bob re: Shannon's death was more intimate and detailed, they had time and an eye-witness on their side who knew the sport and loved the person (and Bob's composure was absolutely amazing). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. All this time I thought moderating was an uncompensated activity. Nobody told me there were blowjobs involved! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. You'll have to email a bigger version...this one's so small, all I can tell is that there are boobies involved.
  20. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. That's still the standard from which these things vary. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. I'm sure Karen has the patience to tolerate the sudden increase in Remtard's free time and companionship for at least a couple of weeks! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. Yep...the kiss of death. It's an absolute guarantee that the relationship will never be consummated. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. Look at that, the brits have their own yardhippie. Bigway...single-handedly destroying all "Queen's English" arguments one grammar error at a time. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. That's a technicality most of us rarely admit to, as evidenced by your punctuation??? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)