livendive

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  1. [drooling emoticon]How you doin'? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. I agree with the other people who said it depends on location. Personally, I think anything over 50% of the local median house value would qualify as a pretty good salary. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. In the absense of proof, I usually lean for "more likely than not" beliefs. Ideally, I would find my perfect woman among the ranks of skydivers, but I consider that to be extremely unlikely. Alternately, my perfect woman could still be perfect for me if she didn't jump out of airplanes, but I consider the probability of meeting her to be highly unlikely. Thus, on a "more likely than not" basis, I will probably be single for life. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. You mean, like Beth? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. I imagine most of those statements would ring similarly true if we switched all the gender specific terms. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. I've been reporting my age in hex for a few years. Right now, I'm loving being 25 a second time. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. Hey, I haven't yet had to use the get-out-of-jail-free-for-a-personal-attack card that Remi gave me a couple of years ago. Are you going to honor it now that he's not a greenie?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. :4:0 Two tandem videos, one tandem, one 2-way Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. Hello! A little less bravado and a little more drama and controversy please?! Thanks for playing! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. Don't make me evoke a "GGAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. Your jealousy is flattering. No, really... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. You don't have to worry your pretty little head about being "between" us. I'll be polite and leave well enough alone while Kele has you bent over a barrel, and I'm sure she'll extend me the same courtesy when I declare the space "occupied". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Sounds realistic enough to me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. Obviously not! Now get back on the inside of the spoon! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Why would we do that when we could claim "Mission accomplished", declare ourselves victors, and bring all the troops home ASAP? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Me jumpy-jumpy-drinky-drinky. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. Get out of my thread, stalker! How many different ways do I have to tell you that I'm not interested in you?! Oh yeah...and the doctor said most of the tests came back negative, so you can probably breathe a little bit easier, but we're not out of the woods. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Or is there an unbelievable amount of entertainment in the bonfire today? Everyone either has their panties in a bunch, or they are the bunch. Drama-rama-bo-bama-fe-fi-fo-fama....My life is SO much better than your's! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. I thought it was only women who said that to him. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. Think about how long the list would be if someone posed the question, "What foods have you eaten?" That length is inversely proportional to a list of fun things to do in New Mexico. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. Ah, yes, we used to do that to. One night in college, after a night of drinking, I hoped on my buddies car and wanted to surf to the stop sign. They ended up taking me across the entire town ON THE INTERSTATE doing about 70. I'll never forget the look on peoples' faces as we passed them. My best friend's brother (who is now one of my best friends) had an Oldsmobile Cutlass. In Louisiana, the Interstates are very flat. Martin and I would climb into the back seat while Phil kicked the Cutlass up to 80. Then, we'd stand up on the back seat on our tippy-toes, lean into the wind and "track" (...I didn't know it was called tracking then). I should clarify. We got going faster than 35, that just happened to be our rate of travel when the driver slammed on the brakes and got me to do a somewhat convincing superman impression. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. I can't see spending two month's salary on a ring, much less four! Maybe it's a function of income, but I don't consider my ceiling price to be "skimping". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. The 's resulted in trips to the ER. I'm sure there were many more. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. Sounds like entertainment well worth the cost of a PO Box and divulging a fax number (that you can plug a phone into when expecting a call). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)