livendive

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  1. Please give them the following from me. Within 5 minutes of seeing them, he needs a wedgie and she needs her ass grabbed. When the deed is done, just give 'em both hugs and congrats from me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. I would kill for a beer and a cigarette right now. I'll have to settle for multiple beers...and VERY soon! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. Uh...how the fuck would you know? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Aren't you the guy who pointed me in the direction of bittorrent? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. I don't understand how Shannon's thread qualifies as "heart-warming/inspiring". Tears at the end of the movie "Rudy" could be chalked up as such, but I just read through that thread again looking for such qualities, and the tears I shed were not of that sort. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. Why would you have to unbuckle & untuck everything?! I just hook the waistband of my shorts with my thumbs and yank 'em down far enough to aim. I'm not even sure if all my shorts HAVE a fly. Oddly enough, I was just having a conversation with a co-worker about this very thing yesterday. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. As well you should. Today is your special day. The sad thing is I wrote it at 9:13 PM, and then just sat there with my mouse hovering over the "Post Message" button until the clock read 12:00. So what you're saying is I should add "senile" to the list? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. keeps getting older, and keeps fighting social classification...in her own sexy, old, amerasian, redneck, yuppie, skygoddess sort of way. Happy birthday Arlo. Blues, Dave ABG#1 "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. I've dated women who I knew had no long term potential, including one this year for nearly 6 months. In those instances, I basically just want to eat & drink well, have fun, and get laid. Whatever money I spend is in consideration of those goals, and I stop when those goals aren't being met. I'm pretty sure most of those women have been on the same page, including that 6 month-er this year. Why would that offend you? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. Note those kids were allowed to start with smaller bikes, at slower speeds, and work their way up. By comparison they'll likely get to potentially fatal speeds on their very first freefall. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. :4:0 One birdman, one tracking dive, and two hop & pops. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. I thought you were supposed to get to your cabana via yacht, not plane. I bet the food & wine on the plane will suck too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. No hugs for you! (Well, ok, maybe 11 or 12, but you're no longer getting the 27 that DID have your name on them!) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. A little re-wording helps some questions answer themselves. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. We're gonna get a Damien vs. Jason movie? Sweet!
  16. There are already 4 people on here fessing up...that means I'm in the clear, right? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. "second"??!! HA HAH HAHHAHAAH! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Bring some to ATL!! That'd be a pain in the ass to take on a commercial flight. Maybe I'll ship a case to Jay, on his word that it'll remain unopened till I get there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. I don't see the point in having a legal guardian sign a waiver for a child. It doesn't buy anything, as far as I know. I agree that the potential to be sued exists with adults, and that the legal expenses will be high, but I think the chances of losing are less with a legally signed waiver. Also, I don't think "working for the DZ" buys me any slack on liability. By "dropzone kids" I meant children who've grown up on the dz, e.g. my child, the DZO's child, etc. I'll take 16 year old kids who've hung out on the DZ for years, because I think my chances of being sued are slimmer. As for Joe/Jane Q. Public...I'll make 'em wait till they're 18. Someday I may be proven wrong and be sued by the child of a friend because they broke an ankle while jumping under my supervision, but that (and worse) is a risk I'm willing to take...with minors I've known for awhile and who've seen what can happen when things go wrong. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. Not really, but thanks. I don't pay much attention to those ads, cuz I'm young and that shit is expensive! Still, I'd definitely say that Shell is "viagra-worthy" (the new counterpoint to the Seinfeld "sponge-worthy".) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. You should not be doing instruction then. You are equally capable of getting sued, and possibly losing, even if your student is over 18yrs of age. Do you think losing a big lawsuit sounds like a lot of fun? I enjoy instructing and think I have a decent grasp of the risks. I also believe that my chances of losing a lawsuit are much lower with a valid waiver in my back pocket (i.e. signed by someone who can legally enter into a contract). Do you disagree with that? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. Is your brain growing or your hair receding? Neither...it's just really bad acne. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. Shell...if you were any nicer to me, I wouldn't be able to walk due to the constant erection. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)