Jonno5

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  1. Damn and mine dosnt even get a mention.
  2. Actually i have the worlds best recepi for tiramisu,anyone who wants it can PM me.
  3. Didnt get any pop ups.But i say real.....dammit now i have to go to the bathroom.
  4. Too low to afford a stripper girlfriend and too high for food stamps,even after my generous charity donations and gambling losses.
  5. Yea bollocks, i had to pay $3000 this year dammit!!!!!
  6. This is true but at least we had the bitches.
  7. The ultimate Pimp Daddy wagon
  8. My penis...Hmm probably still is.
  9. Stable boy School cleaner(all girls convent school)....best job ever Dishwasher Bartender Chef Ski guide Ski Tech Waterski instructor Sailing instructor Yacht Engineer Yacht captain Flight instructor Helicopter pilot
  10. Jonno5

    Women suck

    Maybe its coz you pick the same woman each time, except with a diferent name.
  11. Jeff is still here,kathy also,but she is moving to tahoe in June.Troy i dont know
  12. There we were, in the middle of a three-way, when this chick dumped right in my face.
  13. I was stuck in the rear end of an Otter all day.
  14. She is the Pimp daddies momma
  15. If you do go to cambridge make sure you visit my mum,she lives right there and she is very used to random friends just dropping in to stay.
  16. Would you?........You know....
  17. Quoteokokokok... i see how yall are...... Hey you were the "not so phantom urinator" we are just bringing it out in the open.
  18. Exactly we all heard him doing it. Fire hydrant Travis they call him.
  19. Now look i was there,and i say you DID pee in the trailer.........there thats you f@%#$ed .
  20. Damn cant get there till the 5th now
  21. Thats ok we will be too busy looking at all the mammarian magnificence on display on Bourbon street to care.
  22. Me im going staying at the Holiday Inn
  23. We have two Rhodesian ridgebacks and they are great dogs,good guard dogs too.