Jonno5
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So they continue with the alphabet and reach "W", once again Jonny has his hand up.Teacher having nobody else to turn to finally asks Jonny what his word is. "Womb" he replies with a straight face."Very good" she says...."like your mothers Womb". "Naaaa" says Jonny "like two elephants fucking...whooomb whooomb!!!!!"
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Wow all this sounds so tempting,i am thinking of moving there myself now.
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Wow sorry to hear about it,but it will work out, these things always do.Im thinking of quitting soon,i want to start my own thing.
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Whats with the seat belt at the front of the chair.Is that to hold his joystick,or to strap up his .....er 'Joystick'?
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Ok so im in Naples Fl where should i jump this weekend?
Jonno5 replied to Jonno5's topic in The Bonfire
Hmm i was at Orvis last Friday,its really been done up. -
Ok so im in Naples Fl where should i jump this weekend?
Jonno5 replied to Jonno5's topic in The Bonfire
Which is better?im quite close to Miami...hmm maybe i should take the Helicopter?Think anyone would notice? -
Ok so im in Naples Fl where should i jump this weekend?
Jonno5 replied to Jonno5's topic in The Bonfire
Here i am in the most boring town in Florida ive got the weekend off work, where should i jump? -
Have you ever had sex with a transexual... or are you one????
Jonno5 replied to SadSue's topic in The Bonfire
This is bollocks -
Blue Skies, Black Death (Roger Nelson)
Jonno5 replied to SkymonkeyONE's topic in Blue Skies - In Memory Of
By the way how is the other Jumper? -
Blue Skies, Black Death (Roger Nelson)
Jonno5 replied to SkymonkeyONE's topic in Blue Skies - In Memory Of
OMG I too just met Roger at Mardi Gras.Blue ones mate. -
I wonder if Tim ever converted his drill and recipricating saw like the one this chick had though??
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i once saw a very interesting video involving power tools
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Yes its all about the speed of the drop,kinetic energy and all that.
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was she an industrial sized girl,or was it vigorous techinque?
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No i dont think Beaumont would be right for me,besides i spend more time there than at home as it is.But i want to be somewhat near the water and a cool DZ,and Deland seems to fit the bill.I was ready to sell,i just hadnt got arround to doing anything about it.
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Luckily for me it dosnt matter where i live as long as it is in the USA.I just fly to where the next job is then fly home.
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Actually if i could i could find the right right spot i would like to build a house then i can have exactly what i want,just dont know if i want to go to all the hassle of building.
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But whatever its called i want to move there.
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Damn now i have to edit again??
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You are,im just a retard
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Very cool,i cant wait,plus if i get what i want for my house now, i should be able to pay cash for one down there.......this means lots more for jumps.
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Ok, so a real estate guy calls me out of the blue the other day and tells me someone wants to buy my house.I was thinking of moving anyway,so maybe now is the time.Does anyone know of a good real estate person in Deland,or a nice house??Must have at least two acres,for the dogs.
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Well,we have a log house,its great you can drive a nail or screw in anywhere....or a 6 inch eye-bolt for sex-swing hanging use.
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HAH we just ordered one of those.....cant wait.
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Good God that its come to this......