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    QuoteLet's send kids back down mines and take the vote off women *** Now you're talking sense John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteSorry I can't help. I'll be taking my son off to college on those days, and there's no way I'm leaving you alone in my house with my daughter. *** There's a bad joke lurking here. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    "Watch this" and "Get the camera ready". John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Oh snap!!! John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    "It's raining men" John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Just bring me some A1 John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    SLC

    wrightskyguy replied to bertusgeert's topic in The Bonfire

    I took my family to SLC and Park City for the first time this year, I'm probably gonna spend the rest of my life figuring out a way to live there. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    That hardly seems right. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    ...the smoking section is where ever you happen to be standing. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Absolutely, anything less than 12" of slack is begging for line twists. 18 to 24 " will do you right. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    You don't need to bring buddies with you to Palatka, eveyone there is your buddy John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    OUTSTANDING! John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Kahlua John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteI hear he snores. I'll let someone else report back on that lodging experience, I don't wanna do it! *** Anyone care to report? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    It's not like it's how many lives you've saved or how many chicks you've slept with. *** I disagree, I believe that there is a direct correlation between jump numbers and the number of chicks bagged. No decent DZ girl wants to lay down with a newb with a Napolean complex, and thier tiny little swooper like penises don't help either. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    dont get me wrong, I admire anyone with experience, but when a newbie asks a question (most of which are stupid) they get attacked...were you guys students at once? or do you enter the sport with 1500 jumps? *** I think you're selling yourself short. Most newbie questions aren't stupid, all of them are. I don't think newbs should be allowed to post here until they at least 500 jumps and 3 cutaways. Oh, and yes, I hate you. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Usually nothing. Is your mind just wandering, or do you have a specific instance in mind? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    If you want the complete Palatka experience, you have to sleep in the camper with Art. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    No-one can actually see an AAD. I'd rather spend my money on a swoopy pair of manpri pants that make my ass look hot and my eyes dance. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    I've always said that even a turd wrapped in bacon would taste pretty good. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteAmelia Earhart, a real action woman ***Too bad she had such a lousy sense of direction. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Briefing that you are going to pull in place is all well and good, but that doesn't relieve you of the responsibility of being aware and looking around. From the video, it looked to me that the guy with the camera never looked anywhere but at one guy tracking away. That was some scary shit! John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    I just throw my laundry on the floor and, as if by magic, it's washed, folded and put away the next day. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Both of em look like Scotty. Good luck finding them a home. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteNow, now; malls can be fun. ~17 yrs ago, one summer while on college break, my daughter worked at a retail shoe store in a mall and she decided to have some fun. Just outside of the shoe store was a pay phone ( anyone remember them? ). Every now & then she would call the pay phone, tell who ever answered that she was from radio station KXXX and they were having a contest. She would tell the poor guy/gal that the radio station had a secret shopper in the mall and the first person to find him would get a free trip. To find him you had to call out KXXX real loud until the secret shopper came to you. Quite a number of people were observed screaming in the mall that summer. No one ever did win the trip. ***That was her? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver